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4 avatars in the archives what crimes will they commit? (arson, probably) by moist_von_lipwig
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jul 2022
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spooky google: i can eat normal food but i dont have to
spooky google: i need statements basically
fireboy: i know what youre saying but all i can imagine is you just sitting there eating paper
the corruption but make it cottagecore: what like graham whats his name from the statement
spooky google: you know hes olivers ex
fireboy: WHAT
fireboy: as in spooky tenticle dreams avatar of the end guy
watergirl: being a fairchild 🤝being an avatar of the eye
watergirl: you get to hear all the avatar gossip first
the corruption but make it cottagecore: i cant believe oliver fucked that old man,,,
fireboy: it hurts to see others living your dreamtma s1 gc fic except this time theyre all ~spooky~. (warnings for mentions of sex and swearing and generally vague avatar body horror stuff but nothing graphic.)
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- Part 6 of assorted group chat fics
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“You want to what?” martin asked incredulously
“I want to become a teacher,” Jon sighed.-
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after the end of the world, Jon takes up a teaching position at a secondary school, and encounters a group of very cryptid curious teens. as their investigation on their new English teacher advances, Sam, Nat, Oliver and Ash experience some unintended consequences- realising something deeper may be at work. -
neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor well by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jul 2022
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Have you heard the one where post-divorce Jon and Martin find themselves in a wedding-based romcom?
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if i knew it all then, would i do it again? by astridianmayfly
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jul 2022
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[When they were on the couch and maybe a little too wine-drunk, Martin asked Jon if he could describe what love felt like. He told Jon love felt like warmth, to him. Like tea in the cold. Jon looked at Martin with the sloppiest of smiles and told him love felt like a sunrise in his chest. Martin looked back at Jon, and when they locked eyes Martin had seen it. All of those colors.]
Or: Martin Blackwood is unstuck in time.Series
- Part 1 of the tether and the knife
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Jon normally avoids the alleyway when he walks home late. On most nights, the siren cockney call of loose women echoes through the brickwork, aiming for a note that’ll be enticing to lonely men.
Tonight, though, it is quiet.
1700s au where jon falls in love so hard his ace ass pays a sex worker
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What We Do in the Archives by Anonymous for ineedapilot
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jul 2022
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Can I make anyone a cuppa?” Martin tries.
“I do not drink tea,” Nandor sniffs imperiously.
“What do you drink?” Jon asks, staring intently at Nandor.
“Tea sounds lovely, Martin,” Guillermo replies.
“The blood of humans I hunt and kill,” Nandor replies. “Hey! How did you do that?”
“It’s a gift,” Jon says.
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On the run from the Archives, Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood fall through a door into the Vampiric Council Library. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Monsters. Chases. Escapes.
True love.
Miracles.
Forced into marriage to Prince Elias of Florin, Jon must learn to navigate kidnappings, assassination attempts, and swamps full of oversized man-eating spiders if he wants to survive. All the while being relentlessly pursued by a man in black who carries a painful reminder of a love Jon mourned years ago. Will he make it out the other end in one piece?
Well, this is a story about miracles.
AKA, a Princess Bride-inspired TMA AU
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The Archivist reads a statement about a table. The Mother of Spiders decides she's changed her mind and what information will and will not be withheld from Jonathan's mind. Some things are better when Sasha James is saved. Some things are worse. Others are simply just a different shade of tragedy.
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Sasha Lives! AU where Jon is actually able to save Sasha from the Not!Them and how they all cope with the aftermath. And at its core, the story remains the same.
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Twisted Fate and Something Shared by Irbsandcheese
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Jun 2022
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Jon and Martin make a plan to send Jon back in time to prevent the apocalypse. With the help of The Spiral and The End, they make a plan that quickly crashes down on them.
With Future Jon, aka the Archivist, stuck in the past, he has to help his past self fix the past.
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Dear Jon 2015,When you were young, you were meant to be a guest of Mister Spider. You escaped and a bully took your place. I know you’ve never told anyone this because I am a future version of you. I am Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, and I have lived through 5 years of the suffering that comes with your position. I come to you now with the hope that I can prevent the future I’ve lived through. I ended the world, and I leave you this note in the hopes you can avoid the same fate. Attached, you will find a list of every important date and a detailed description of the fear entities that are trying to corrupt this world.
Trust your assistants. They will care about you if you let them. I’m afraid it’s already too late for them to leave the archives, as it is impossible to quit.
Signed, Jon 2020, The Archivist
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- Part 1 of Twisted Fate
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When she first decided to have a child, she started a trend. Fifteen dread horrors grow up on Earth with parents who are surprisingly very involved.
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The cast is full of eldritch babies.Series
- Part 23 of Dread Child Jon
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The Strings We Pull by nonsensicalshitposting
Fandoms: OneShot (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), OFF (Game), Purrfect Apawcalypse (Visual Novels), Night In The Woods (Video Game), The Hex (Video Game 2018), Inscryption (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Jun 2022
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Much to their shock, a lone player discovers that five of their puppets (who have varying degrees of knowledge of the circumstances of their control) have been displaced from their own worlds into their house. While the player struggles to figure out a way to return what they had until now thought to be fictional characters to their respective games, it ends up being just as much of a struggle to stop them from turning their town into a smoking crater in the meanwhile, and that’s not even mentioning what went wrong with the one game that didn’t send any characters into their world or the dreadful things that lurk beyond their computer...
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- Part 1 of The Strings We Pull
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How to get fired in 3 easy steps by Chaos_the_Atlas_Moth
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jun 2022
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i have given in, i'm writing a tma chatfic
Tim time: ok hold on i think i can sell u this idea martin
Tea time: doubt it but suree go ahead
Info stealing time: i want to see thiss
Info stealing time: he's been typing for a bit 👀👀
Tim time: Ok!! But consider?? Does he type really formally, like ??? Im curious will he say "Tim this must be used for serious work related topics only" cause im curious, i bet he will say it
Tim time: actually yeah! i bet 5 he will say that word for word
Info stealing time: taking that bet
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A Magnus Archives Office AU, where all the employees are avatars. Basically Jon babysitting all the other avatars.
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The Good, the Bad, and the Unnecessarily Complicated by Incoure
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Jun 2022
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For all intents and purposes, the trip to Sightsburgh was supposed to be simple. Or at least somewhat simple, a job they stayed at for maybe a month at most, then got sent away. Of course, nothing was that simple for Jon, and everything continues to spiral out of control.
Namely, getting turned into a vampire. And as a monster hunter (read; vampire hunter), that certainly complicates things.
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Oh Dear how do the seasons change when im with you by MagicalGhost96
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Jun 2022
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Welcome to the god au! I am back to start a new long fic, lets hope it doesnt get out of hand again.
Peter yawns and rubs at his eyes tiredly, there had been a war recently and a lot of souls had to pass through his realm to cross the ocean towards their respectives afterlives. It meant that he had to pay attention to the souls dropping by around the beach so he could send those supposed to go into reincarnation to the waterfall hidden behind the tree-line.
He doesn't really want to get out of his bed, he was warm and comfortable for once, Simon came by recently and dropped lots of soft and warm fabrics so he could use them for his bed. As much as the hammock was fun it was very cold and its not like the ship he currently lived in was very good at keeping him warm.
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Three Sentence Ficlets (The Magnus Archives) by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jun 2022
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Tiny ficlets written for various iterations of the Three Sentence Ficathon.
46) A well-seasoned meal is always more filling. 45) Sasha doesn't want to have sex with Tim; she wants to watch him have sex with someone else. 44) Everyone knew the king and queen of the Seelie Court had been at odds for years. 43) There's no point trying to control every variable. 42) Tea makes everything better: discuss. 41) King of a ruined world? Why, so you shall become. 40) When Agnes is young, it's easy to keep herself open to the voice of her god. 39) Library of Jurgen Leitner, Catalog Item #732. 38) Thoughts are not the same as speech. 37) After Prentiss, Martin makes a point of answering his phone.
36) Basira was touch-starved, until Daisy. 35) Melanie and Georgie go for a walk. 34) A Slaughter domain. 33) Annabelle and Mikaele. 32) Sasha among the lost. 31) Push through, or trust someone to pull you back? 30) A cat's job is never done. 29) "For every mystery, there is somewhere, somewhere, who knows the truth..." 28) Justice delayed is justice denied.
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CW Network's The Magnus Archives by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jun 2022
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A script taken from the worst possible timeline, in which the CW bought the television rights to The Magnus Archives
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- Part 1 of The Dark Timeline
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Send Jon Cat Pictures. It's The Only Joy He has Anymore. by NeedsCaffeineRightNow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jun 2022
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Jon is really popular on Twitter but no one besides the avatars and Georgie knows it's him.
(Elias does not know)
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- Part 1 of TMA Twitter Au
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Collection of drawings.
This is no written work, I don't really write. I express my feels through art.(you better all go thank Gemi for introducing me to this amazing Podcast!)
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Considerations of youth, trauma, and the impossible.