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    A mission goes wrong, and Perry ends up on Heinz's doorstep bleeding, drugged, and on the verge of passing out.

    Good thing his nemesis cares so much about him...

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    An impromptu movie night at Doofenshmirtz's reveals an old scheme and the two surprise agents who thwarted it.

    Later, after hearing that Doof is getting discouraged over his "becoming Professor Time" progress, Cavendish is reminded of a childhood event that shaped his future.

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    Perry the Platypus is late.

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    Perry has an almost disastrous away mission in Syberia, he survives fine but has various small injuries because of it.
    In typical O.W.C.A. fashion, they send him to Doofenshmirtz before he can properly heal.
    When they fight he accidentally bleeds all over Heinz, who decides to stop the fight to patch him up instead.

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    A purring lap animal is reason enough to stay home.

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    It started with the dizziness, like he’d been struck on the head one too many times, but that wasn’t actually the case. As far as he remembered, Doofenshmirtz hadn’t even left a scratch on him yesterday. He stood on the edge of Phineas’s bed, noticing that the floor seemed a lot further away than it used to be. The dizziness got worse.

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    “But… you can’t be him.”, the scientist whispered more to himself than to Perry. “How could you be a human?”

    “I am sorry,” Perry managed to say now with more strength. “I was never-” he stopped unsure how to start. “I was born human.” Doofenshmirtz didn’t look like he believed him, but he also didn’t look angry anymore, so Perry decided to continue:

    “About a year before I met you, I had- .. there was a different evil scientist in Danville… An experiment went wrong and well… long story short she turned all of O.W.C.A’s Agents into animals.” Perry coughed again.

    “And you just lived as a Platypus for all this time?” Perry shrugged.

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    Heinz knew he could qualify himself as a loner. Not by choice, but because people simply didn’t stick around for too long. Even his closest friend didn’t seem to care as much as the scientist expected. So when he bumped into Dakota, he refused to blind himself with the hope of a friendship growing between them. But at the very least, Heinz spent a month not fully alone.

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    Perry, given a day free of thwarting, decides Heinz is a bed now. This doesn't go entirely to plan.

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    exactly as the title says. self indulgent shenanigans.

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    It’s the classic Hallmark movie. The workaholic from out of town falls for the owner of the small-town coffee shop and learns the true meaning of Christmas.

    Of course, it gets a little different when the workaholic is a secret agent, the owner of the coffee shop is also an evil scientist, and there’s still a cover on the line...

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    Jenney is determined to capture a most interesting feline, and she recruits Cavenpus to help. During this misadventure, the two have a heart-to-heart talk.

    Chad and Mort are so sure that Mr. Drako is a vampire that they're willing to stalk their teacher all weekend to prove it; and they're bringing Melissa and Jenney along as witnesses.

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    It’s maybe a little ironic that the person Heinz goes to for relationship advice is one of his failed relationships.

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    Heinz was having a terrible day, he had lost his science scholarship and was kicked out of the most perstejus collage in the Tristate Area. Then one day as Heinz was being booted from his apartment, he stumbled across a small green animal with a kind smile. After so much hurt in his life, Doof's life fell back together as his relationship with the teal platapus grows more loving by the day.

    Doof's life becomes a dream until one day, a knock on his mansion door alerts him of his lover's presence. He opens the door to find a teary-eye Perry and a positive pregnancy test.

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    Stan and Vanessa are still getting used to being unofficial siblings.
    Spending time together at the arcade and having a birthday party helps.

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    The story of "Back to the Future" retold...with a Disney twist! Small-town Californian teen Martha "Marty" McFly discovers that her best friends Phineas and Ferb have worked with Dr. Emma "Doc" Brown to create another time machine - this one out of a DeLorean! Unfortunately, they are pursued by mad scientist Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his partner-in-crime, Yokai, putting the whole space-time continuum at risk. Across four separate acts, Marty, Doc, Phineas, and Ferb must avert paradoxical disaster before they run "Outatime"!

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    "A platypus?"

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    "Really?" your nemesis says, eyebrow raised, hand on his hip. "That's your costume?"

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    Branches slap at your face as you sprint through the forest, terror driving your legs, the creeping shadows all that's left of the setting sun.

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    "We should get married someday."

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