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    Phineas and Ferb build a bungee jump ride that's as tall as the moon; Stacy forces Candace to take a REAL day off, and Doofenshmirtz seems to be coming up with more and more frivolous plots. Warning:Dooferry ahead.

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    The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!

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    Heinz is helped by the boys to make some giant robots, and Perry's thinking this is all a little too familiar for comfort.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    Heinz can be very persuasive. Sometimes that's not a good thing.

    Or, Perry regrets everything.

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    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    When Phineas comes home one day after having some fun with Isabella, he discovers something quite disturbing and sexy. However, this pisses him off, and he now wants REVENGE!
    I wrote this story with MinorSmile09. He is awesome!
    Also this story is a parody of the fan comic "Phineas' Revenge".

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    32
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    27
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    3
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    You're going to make love to him properly. With lube and handcuffs.

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    1/1
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    3
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    4
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    "Perry the Platypus," he says again, "you're hurt."

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    1/1
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    Ahora era humano y una agencia enemiga iba tras él.
    La vida era más fácil cuando era un ornitorrinco.

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    Español
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    27,025
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    31
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    378
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    Peter the Panda had two soulmates and they were both assholes.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    4
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    Since the beginning, Heinz Doofenshmirtz had known silence. The silence of the forest, the silence of the night, the silence in his head.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    Rodney, Crocker and Remy have teamed up to take over the world, using a device that grants them Fairy Magic and Anti-Fairy Magic over anyone else. They've already seized Fairy World, and lock up Phineas, Ferb, Timmy and friends, while Remy turns Trixie into his queen. Will our friends be able to avert the trio's nefarious goal and undo their mess?

    (Published on FanFiction.Net at 12/05/18

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    2
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    3
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    "I baked you a pie!"

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
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    36
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    A chance encounter.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    3
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    31
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    Perryborg awakens.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    45
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    Phineas and Ferb’s plan to celebrate the longest day of summer wasn’t properly communicated to Heinz and Perry, who are horrified to find their kids halfway around the world with no supervision and maybe no way home.

    Meanwhile, their latest thwarting of Heinz and Perry may have wrecked Mystery’s evil cred forever and Peter’s not really helping things.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    61
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    8
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    642
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    Perry just wants to see Heinz smile.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    124
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    Starts right after Act Your Age and goes from there. Phineas and Isabella are finally together, but there's still a lot to be said as they figure out their new relationship in the two weeks before school starts. No forced drama (or random -inator beams), just lots of fluffy Phinabella.

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    English
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    94,411
    Chapters:
    32/35
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
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    552
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    Человек, которому зажало валуном руку, должен сделать то, что необходимо, даже если это не самый приятный в мире опыт.

    Language:
    Русский
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    602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    How do you measure, measure a year?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    130
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    hienz and perry have the sex

    Language:
    English
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    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    488

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