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    The Sequel to Words. Long or short stories about Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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    1,274
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    7/?
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    7
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    72
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    Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Quarantine Boogaloo! In which Phineas and Isabella miss each other (from across the street), Ferb and Vanessa are together in London on lockdown, Baljeet is constantly wearing a hazmat suit, Buford has a weird obsession with Lawrence Fletcher's Instagram, and Doofenshmirtz randomly sends Perry game invites when he really should be sleeping! (crossposted on FanFiction)

    Language:
    English
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    25,332
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    555
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    Perry does not get to say goodbye, not really. One unfortunate misstep rips him away from the only family he's ever known, and it is clumsy, and abrupt, and permanent.

    Or at least, it was supposed to be.

     

    (A story where Perry the Platypus gets relocated, and his family doesn't let him stay lost.)

    Series
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    English
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    6,594
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    525
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    Heinz is worried he doesn't understand what Perry is trying to convey, but is soon convinced otherwise. This does not take the episode OWCA files into account.

    Language:
    English
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    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    94
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    Sometimes you can't resist joining in and cooling off. Sensory prompt 96- Another person touching your skin with cold hands.

    Series
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    English
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    173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    97
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    If Perry didn't keep the secret, Doof would die, if Doof didn't keep the secret, Perry would die. If only they'd ignored their invitation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,282
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    367
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    The world is dulled around him, but he knows who is at fault.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    43
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    “Perry the Platypus?” Heinz said. If Perry had been any more asleep he wouldn’t have noticed the trembling of his voice. “Oh, danke Gott. Uh, listen, Perry, I’m sorry for waking you. It's Vanessa."

    or

    Vanessa doesn't come home after a rave. Heinz's first and only option—call Agent P.

    Language:
    English
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    5,562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    508
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    Perry's been halfway across the galaxy, but he's never felt as lost as he does now, just minutes from home.

    Dr. Doofenshmirtz has suffered defeat after defeat at the hands of his nemesis, Perry the Platypus. One day, he decides to level the playing field. He turns his nemesis human, expecting to have a fair fight. Instead, it creates a whole different set of problems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,744
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    194
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    The reflection of the water, swirling, spinning, they're both grinning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    48
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    Perry the Platypus has a new job, and for once Heinz is the one in the supporting role.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    You leave, so you can come back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    91
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    "Ever get the feeling," Heinz said, before taking a drag of his cigarette, "that's like pre-emptive deja vu? Like you're living your life over and over again and that maybe one of these times you'll get it right but it hasn't happened yet? Or is that just a me thing? I feel like it's a me thing."

    "I think it's a you thing," Charlene replied. "I'd remember if I'd have met you before this."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    40
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    Heinz purrs whenever he's happy, even unconsciously... Perry, inevitably, notices.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    129
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    These paws of yours bring only death and destruction.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    117
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    The last thing you'd expected, when asking your nemesis to help with your daughter's birthday party, was for him to agree.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    125
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    In the end, Heinz got his wish.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    Perry needs a hug and a good cry :,(

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    A railroad switch ( AE ), turnout, or [set of] points ( BE ) is a mechanical installation enabling railway trains to be guided from one track to another.

    Prompt: Perry and Heinz meeting on a train when Heinz falls asleep on Perry's shoulder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Heinz starts to teach a cooking class, Monogram is obviously suspicious and sends Perry to see what's afoot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    143

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