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    The last will and testament of one Perry the Platypus.

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    Doofenshmirtz is on a call with his old L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N group and Perry decides to make it more difficult to concentrate

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    1/1
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    4
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    9
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    On a particularly cold day, it feels like another ordinary day for Perry until an accident with an inator means having to get closer to his nemesis than expected.

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    1/1
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    3
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    15
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    Perry has been human for a while now and Doofenshmirtz finds himself fixated on something that he hadn't really before; what would it be like to kiss him?

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    15
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    145
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    Doofenshmirtz has a great idea for date night, something that will trap Perry the Platypus in the worst trap he’s ever been in. A single remote, and an egg vibrator. (Can be read as regular or Human!Perry depending on your preferences)

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    156
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    Sick of his pride, Heinz decides to turn rouge and start anew with his only cub Vanessa.

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    10
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    1
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    67
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    The Flynn-Fletcher family accidentally gets Dr. Doofenshmirtz's mail and he swings by to pick it up. Hilarity ensues.

    An excuse for silly dialogue and meta jokes.

    I was cleaning out my files when I stumbled across this little WIP and figured it was good enough for a oneshot. Heinz/Perry can be read as platonic or otherwise.

    Enjoy

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    1/1
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    16
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz really needed to perfect his calculation skills.

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    3
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    9
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    100
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    It was simple, he was a demon slayer and his job was to hunt and kill demons plaguing innocent villagers or at least that's what he'd been trained to do.

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    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    71
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    The fate of all creepers is to explode.

    (Alternatively: Perry tames an ocelot.)

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    6
    Hits:
    55
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    It started with an empty water glass perched on the edge of a table. And then Perry started to notice a couple of... odd behaviors about his nemesis.

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    1,298
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    227
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    Heinz "invites" his two favorite OWCA agents over to see his new invention, the Swap-Inator - and they're the test subjects.

    Series
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    1,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Many would say fighting is a sign of an unhealthy relationship but for Perry and Heinz, it was the foundation that started it all.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    74
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has a time machine and he never thought to use it other than for soda? Now that he’s got his soda, maybe he can go re-visit a day in his life. Why not the happiest day of his life; the day he got a nemesis! (Set after The Phineas and Ferb Milo Murphy Crossover so spoilers)

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    1/1
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    14
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    Doofenshmirtz has had one too many on a night out and has locked himself outside. And the only person he gave a spare key to was Perry the Platypus. But when Heinz gets drunk he gets a little more loose lipped than usual...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
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    127
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    Compendio de 30 historias sobre un mamífero semiacuático de acción y un farmacéutico con traumas. Comedia, algo de drama y por sobre todo el reflejo del cariño que este par se tiene.

    Language:
    Español
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    Chapters:
    10/30
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Orton Mahlson are trying to figure out how to fulfill their destinies but when Doofenshmirtz invents the time machine ahead of schedule and offers to take Orton with him for writing inspiration, things don't exactly go to plan- to say the least.

    Things get confusing when the Bureau of Time Travel mistakes them for some of the rogue time thieves they've been hunting and even more complicated when the pair is captured by the time thieves themselves and learn that the whole problem might have been caused by their own miscommunication.

    Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters or anything. This was just something I wrote for fun and needless to say it got away from me

    Language:
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    21,476
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    Before Heinz Doofenshmirtz was born, his mother made a deal with the fae in exchange for her first born child.
    They just took a while to pick him up.

    (Also known as the Perryshmirtz Tam Lin fic)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    1
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    341
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    The pressure of being Professor Time for Doof is finally stressing him out. While Doof walks away from the group, someone follows him...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    26
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    225
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    Vanessa Doofenshmirtz comes out as bisexual to her dad. As he does the most he can to support her orientation, he realizes maybe he himself isn't as straight as previously thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    174

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