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    Ahora era humano y una agencia enemiga iba tras él.
    La vida era más fácil cuando era un ornitorrinco.

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz opens his door in the middle of the night to find Perry The Platypus standing in the hall. Along with a family of five that looks like they've been in a firefight, because they have. And for some reason Heinz is now the only person Perry can turn to?
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    Confusion and awkwardness ensue as the two halves of Perry's life collide in arguably the worst way ever

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    1/?
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    Proselytization (n): The act of converting from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.

    Perry used to believe he and Heinz operated at two completely different ends of the spectrum. That was years ago. Now that the balance has shifted, he supposes he should have seen their inevitable convergence from miles away.

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    3
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    283
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz wakes up on his eighteenth birthday to find he doesn't have a soulmark; when it still isn't there five years later, he gives up hope that he ever will have one. By the time it arrives, thirteen years late, Heinz isn't even sure he wants it anymore.
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    Perry Fletcher wakes bright and early on his eighteenth birthday to find his soulmark already in place, and he has a bad feeling about it right from the start. He's training to be an OWCA agent after all, his entire life's purpose is to take down crime, and soulmates can get in the way of such things. Not to mention... it's a *weird* soulmark.

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    1/?
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    Perry (codename: The Platypus) had read through tens of files that read about the same as Heinz Doofenschmirtz’s; the parent taken away from the kids, memory wiped, only for the memories to resurface time and time again. Perry had colleagues that had thought it could only happen to women, because before him it always had been. Their bodies, the theory went, could remember carrying and birthing the children (not to mention the stretchmarks and any birth-related scarring that could tip off the mind), so of course the memories would be hard to get rid of completely.

    But then there was Heinz.

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    1/1
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    He dreams sometimes, about a woman, and a girl, and a small boy. In the dream they’re all happy, and he feels… warm. Full. But when he wakes up, all the details disappear, up in smoke, leaving just the vague understanding of abstractions. He figures the woman is Charlene (though he sometimes wonders if it’s that popstar he had a terrible first date with, and dismisses it out of hand) and Vanessa is the girl, but, as for the boy… He can’t find an explanation.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Of course he's on fire. He wouldn't be Heinz if he wasn't.

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    8
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    79
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    Now he was human and an enemy agency was after him.
    Life was more easy when he was a platypus

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    2
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    Compendio de 30 historias sobre un mamífero semiacuático de acción y un farmacéutico con traumas. Comedia, algo de drama y por sobre todo el reflejo del cariño que este par se tiene.

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    Chapters:
    28/30
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    The last will and testament of one Perry the Platypus.

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    1/1
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    8
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    16
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    1
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    Doofenshmirtz is on a call with his old L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N group and Perry decides to make it more difficult to concentrate

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    1/1
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    On a particularly cold day, it feels like another ordinary day for Perry until an accident with an inator means having to get closer to his nemesis than expected.

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    1/1
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    Perry has been human for a while now and Doofenshmirtz finds himself fixated on something that he hadn't really before; what would it be like to kiss him?

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    1/1
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    2
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    262
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    Doofenshmirtz has a great idea for date night, something that will trap Perry the Platypus in the worst trap he’s ever been in. A single remote, and an egg vibrator. (Can be read as regular or Human!Perry depending on your preferences)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
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    1
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    297
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    Sick of his pride, Heinz decides to turn rouge and start anew with his only cub Vanessa.

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    4
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    The Flynn-Fletcher family accidentally gets Dr. Doofenshmirtz's mail and he swings by to pick it up. Hilarity ensues.

    An excuse for silly dialogue and meta jokes.

    I was cleaning out my files when I stumbled across this little WIP and figured it was good enough for a oneshot. Heinz/Perry can be read as platonic or otherwise.

    Enjoy

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    1/1
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    180
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz really needed to perfect his calculation skills.

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    It was simple, he was a demon slayer and his job was to hunt and kill demons plaguing innocent villagers or at least that's what he'd been trained to do.

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    1/1
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    17
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    The fate of all creepers is to explode.

    (Alternatively: Perry tames an ocelot.)

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    1,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    13
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    97
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    It started with an empty water glass perched on the edge of a table. And then Perry started to notice a couple of... odd behaviors about his nemesis.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    4
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    399

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