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    To mix foolhardiness with estranged family members and violent monsters is not as comedic as it may sound. The Elrics did not need another homunculus on their hands, and you didn't expect one in yours. Reader/Envy.

    Rated for for violence, gore, and sexuality. Further warnings in story and chapter notes. Old story; this edition began Dec 2014.

    Homunculi (and origins thereof) are 2003 canon. 2003 details are explained briefly before the chapter where they become relevant.

    I've recently learned that some people are nervous that they'll annoy the author if they post comments on old works or chapters, so this is here to tell you that it will never bother me, and if I ever changed my mind, I would turn off my notifications rather than get mad at you. I read all my comments and reply to most.

    Updates sporadically, often several times at once followed by months of silent. Not abandoned, nor planning on abandoning it.

    My ultimate goal with this fic is to finish it rewrite it upon completion, with nonbinary Envy and ungendered reader character (see The Wingates Manor for an example)

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    (Gemütlich - нем. - "Уютный")
    Даже худой_как_щепка часовщик из любви может поправиться - хотя и ненадолго. Тем более если у часовщика - медовый месяц... ^_^ О том и есть этот сборник.

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    A collection of small cozy ("Gemütlich" is a German word for just that) drabbles about none other but Herr Drosselmeyer himself and his beloved Frau Martha.

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    A short silly drabble inspired by a very beautiful Andrea Gibson poem. Molly decides not to stay dead, crawls out of the grave, and causes some chaos.

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    Маленькие bellyбердовые зарисовки про большого любимого духа, преканон серий "Сезама".

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    A collection of drabbles starring Zeliboba the Dvorovoi and (since part 3) my toon self, Missy.
    Never worry about Zeli, he's a true gourmet and gourmand - if you know "Ulitsa Sezam" as well as me, you probably had seen and remember it. Even if you didn't, now you will know. ^_^

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    What started off as a fun night with his girlfriend exploring a strange website turns into a nightmare for college sophomore Stan Marsh. Instead of preparing for the big football game against their rival school he instead finds himself the High Priestess of a strange group of deviants and fanatics called, the Circle. What plans do they have for Stan and will he even be able to get out alive?

    (Redux of Fic Hedonists Delight see inside for notes)

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    布鲁斯新的受监护人令人着迷。

    杰森今年十四岁,即将步入十五岁的年龄,但由于营养不良和在街头流浪的日子,多年来只有靠面包屑生存这点,给他的发育造成了很大的打击,而他看起来根本不像是他这个年龄该有的样子。这个孩子有着聪慧的蓝眼睛和天使般的乌黑卷发。他的脸颊大部分时间都泛着玫瑰色,并散布着些淡淡的雀斑。尽管他的小小身材可能使人们对此感到意外,其实他的性情是很猛烈的。考虑到所有因素,迪克可以肯定地说他的新养弟确实具有一种罕见的吸引力。

    瞧,迪克对有吸引力的事物总是有些弱点的。他想知道他的泰坦伙伴们是否也会发现杰森的吸引力。甚至已经有人询问过他有关这个男孩的事了。珂莉甚至已经问过了两次以上。迪克已经迫不及待地想要将他带到他的翅膀下,事后再把他与泰坦们共享。

    由英文版翻译回来。

    BJTW 第一天:体型差&性员工

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    There’s something fascinating about Bruce’s new ward.

    Jason is fourteen, just going onto his fifteenth year, but years of malnutrition and living on the streets on nothing but breadcrumbs have taken their toll on him, and he barely looks his age. The kid has intelligent blue eyes and angelic, raven curls; his cheeks flushing a rosy pink most of the time and are dusted with light freckles. His temperament is fierce despite how his small frame might make people think otherwise. All things considered, Dick can safely say that his newly adopted brother has really got a rare kind of attractiveness.

    See, Dick has always had a weakness for things that are attractive. He wonders if his Titans associates will find Jason attractive as well. Some even asked him about the boy; Kory even did it more than twice.

    Dick can't wait to take him under his wing before sharing him with them.

    Bottom Jason Todd Week Day 1: Sex Worker & Size Kink

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    Ae wants to be beautiful when ae ruins aerself. Ae wants to stain aer favorite skirt, ruin the suede of aer favorite pumps. Ae wants to get dressed for work on Monday and see aer best clothes hanging in aer closet, unwearable, unforgettable. Ae wants a trophy. Ae wants luxury. Ae needs to piss.

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    "Your reason for fighting in the grail war is pointless."

    "You wouldn't understand Archer." With a huff Asra curled under the blankets. "I don't expect you to."

    Molten rubies stared at the magician, freezing him in place.

    "Death cannot be cheated."

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    Six months after Cioccolata has joined the gang affiliated organization of Passione—following his termination in the medical field, he sets into motion the first of several steps in the realization of a horrifically grandiose fantasy. Cioccolata and Secco abduct two out of eight women—one of which a minor—who are bound to become sex slaves/pets within his obsessively planned rape dungeon and harem. Giving human glimpses inside the insane man's psyche, the story evolves—much like the character—into Cioccolata's future ambitions of overthrowing the Boss, taking over Passione himself, and reinstating a Pre-Christian Roman Empire.

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    Alaska is a contrat killer, she works with a company that keeps up a facade by posing as a modeling agency. She is utterly bored with her life, desperate for romance, or at the very least someone to indulge her hedonism. Shes stuck in a relationship that consists only of sex, which she isnt complaining about. Shes just a bit greedy. She never fails an assignment. She is a perfect shot with a 100% success rate. But when shes assigned to take out a well known gang leader, she misses. Why the fuck did she miss?

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    Finally able to meet your idol backstage, Peter Criss, you hoped to fulfill your teenage dream of sleeping with him. Amid blowing him off however, you were caught by surprise by an unsuspected visitor—your second favorite KISS, Ace Frehley. Now your body, which you had meant only to share with Peter, was reluctantly but eventually enraptured by a long night of high, drunken orgies that left you with an ass, coochie and stomach full of cum—along with liquor as the latter's only counterpart.

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    OC has a bit of a heat cycle; Beetlejuice + his clones assist during the brunt of it.

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    “In the long run, trying to find happiness solely through hedonism leads to a sense of meaninglessness and emptiness.”

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    In 1983 of an alternate reality, one band's meteoric rise to fame will mirror the rapid crash that leads to their disbanding a mere five years later. This is the story -- as told by the members themselves -- of what happened in between, and after. (Written as a biopic film)

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    It's the 1980s and Seraphina is a part time waitress in a little retro themed restaurant. She's greeted one night by a very attractive new customer in a leather jacket. There's instant sparks, lots of fluff, and a closeted feeder pining for someone with a big appetite.

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