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    A variety of spoopy, spooky, and otherwise Halloween-y drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    If you had been at the Grand Reopening and Halloween Party for Twyla's Cafe Tropical, here are some things you might have seen.

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    a collection of 30 f/f and f&f drabbles inspired by the Sapphic September prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

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    30 Heather/Rachel drabbles for Sapphic September 2k21.

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    30 days, 30 drabbles. Will include multiple f/f (and maybe even f/f/f 👀) ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    Contained in this file are the remaining digital records of the most important week ever: AKA my birth and Alexis Rose's first major media relations success that would catapult her into the media relations mogul that she is.

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    “It’s like someone curated you at some kind of Sapphic Build-A-Bear.” Heather snorts and Rachel drops her head onto her shoulder, and when she looks up doesn’t even try to hide the look of disbelief on her face. “Like how are you even real?”

    “Oh, trust me, I’m very real.” Heather hands her the glass of wine and leans forward to brush their lips together gently. “I even yell at the oven sometimes when it’s not working.” 

    Rachel pulls away and raises an eyebrow. “But can you fix it?”

    Heather leans in to kiss her again. “That’s not the point.”

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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

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    It happens every so often, usually after a particularly stressful day at the store, or perhaps after staying up too late to watch an action-packed movie while David is asleep. Rachel told him he did it, and it only took a few months in his apartment when David started noticing, too. 

    Patrick was a sleep-talker, though he neither confirmed nor denied this. At first, David was freaked out by it, always waking Patrick up if he heard it. But as the years came and went, David got used to it. In turn, it provided an unexpected benefit.

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    lens flare: occurs when light is scattered or flared due to a bright source, sometimes unwanted, sometimes a beautiful artistic effect.
    What David wants more than anything is to rid his life, both personal and professional, of Sebastien Raine. After years of being degraded and disappointed, he's done. Patrick Brewer, a man with an eye for capturing real, beautiful things, might just be the unexpected solution David is looking for.

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    Chapters:
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    The five times Heather gets (more or less) hit on during Cabaret, and the one time she shoots her shot

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    When David asks Stevie to join him on a merchandise run, the last thing she expects is to meet a beautiful, intriguing goat farmer, much less for that meeting to lead to anything of note. And yet, that is exactly what happens.

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    Alexis is out on a mission

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    Tennessee is full of magic she can't control. It makes her life remarkable and risky.

    Heather has never met someone like Tennessee before. She's certainly never unconsciously reached out for a strand of magic and used it to fix a spark plug.

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    David's baking journey continues, with cheesecake for a special dinner party.

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    “David, Patrick, this is my girlfriend, Rachel.”

    Rachel freezes. She takes a moment to thank God that she isn’t the one holding the hand-blown glass salad bowl because it would certainly be in pieces across the patio if she were. Patrick seems equally as surprised, frozen in place, the fingers of his right hand laced tight in who Rachel can only assume is David’s hand.

    He’s here, stood in the middle of her girlfriend’s back yard, staring at her like he’s just seen a ghost.

    “Hi, Rach,” Patrick finally gets out, his voice rough.

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    After her disastrous trip to Schitt's Creek, Rachel decides to take some time for herself

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    Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”

    “What? Swooning ingenues?”

    “People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”

    David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.

    Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.

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    Getting over Alexis Rose is hard. Falling back in love with her is harder. Ted also wonders if there's more to life than running a vet clinic/occasional doctor's office in Schitt's Creek. Title from "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLachlan.

    Part 2 of the "Ted Talk" series, an assortment of drabbles and ficlets. Covers parts of season two, three and four.

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    Comments:
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    Rachel desperately wants to bury herself in the covers and never come out again. The lights were off last night- Heather didn’t have to see the patchwork that makes up her back and shoulders, the speckling of white and pink dots in varying stages of healing scars. She doesn’t like it. She’s not proud of it. But Rachel doesn’t really know how to fix it either. It’s not embarrassing, per se, just awkward to explain.

    You know that feeling when you want to pop a zit?

    Like that, but all the time. Except it’s all you think about. And you can’t control it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149

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