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"It's not the destination that matters. It's the journey."
"Shut up!" she suggested. "It is when I've been lost for the past 3 hours."
"But you did have fun."
Taking the sticks out of her hair she replied. "No." then proceeded to throw said sticks on his face.
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- Part 1 of Oddities and Indulgances
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In which a mission goes very badly and Sakura returns a changed Shinobi. Tortured and experimented upon by the ninja scientist Amachi she is rescued weeks later. Determined to change herself and the path of her life. (in the process becoming a destructive force of nature)
AKA-Me despising how Kishimoto wrote Sakura so I created a fic out of pure spite and here's the result.
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Her green eyes shifted back to the mirror. “I’m at the beginning,” she commented aloud. The beginning of Haruno Sakura’s story. The girl pulled at the longer pink hair, and the reflection made a face. “I am Haruno Sakura…” After a few moments of contemplation, a grin slowly made its way onto her face. “Nah…! This is a once in a lifetime deal!” The girl held up her fists, still confused by the circumstance, but oddly pleased. “Ishikari Mayu! It’s time for our debut!”
Because surely this was not real.
No consequences to be had and whatnot.
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Just a few words can make a big difference.
After remembering her reason for becoming a ninja, one Haruno Sakura decides to get her priorities straight.
Between trying to become a better shinobi, getting over her crush and surviving her genin team full of powerhouses, her path to greatness begins. -
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sasuke decides to sleep with the guys in his "friend" group because why the hell not?
konohagakure hates him already, might as well make it worse.
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laughing at your own expense by celerysticc
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
25 Dec 2021
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shoudeki ends up in a parallel universe.
things happen(?)
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Umino-Hatake Kai is a little confused on why he should spar with everyone and not just challenge the past Hokage, his papa. Iruka tells a little story about a time where he knocked Kakashi down a few pegs and taught him valuable lessons about not underestimating a person and to see underneath the underneath.
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they just wanna help each other survive by doing what they love most.
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Sakura e Yuuji tentam se esconder de seus senseis
- Language:
- Português brasileiro
- Words:
- 747
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 75
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Kakashi gets word he will be getting a genin team soon enough, and it's a big no thank you from him. Leave it to his boyfriend Gai to try to convince him it's only the best job ever!
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Itachi tasks Kakashi with looking after Sasuke as his legal guardian until the younger turns 18 years old. Kakashi can't refuse a dying request, and ends up living with the brattiest teen who doesn't get the rules of coexistence.
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Naruto raised his eyebrows and shrugged as if he had no idea what he had committed. Then again, he probably didn’t. “Breaking out of prison.”
“Which crazy people blow up the place?”
“Me, the Akatsuki, and maybe Naruto when Ichiraku has to restock ramen,” Sasuke smirked. “Art is an explosion, you know.”
Or, someone needs to control these idiots and it’s not you on your birthday. Or Kakashi, for that matter.
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Cherry Blossom Trees by ElvenJediDemigod202
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), Naruto, Marvel 616
27 Oct 2021
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ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕤 // (n) 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚕, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝
𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗶. 𝗜𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴- 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫- 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞."
𝙓-𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙭 𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤 𝙐𝙯𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞 𝙭 𝙊𝙁𝘾 𝙭 𝙎𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙐𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 (𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮)
𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙓-𝙢𝙚𝙣; 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙
𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙆𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙝𝙖 𝘾𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝘼𝙧𝙘
𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙘 - 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙘Disclaimer- I do not own Marvel OR Naruto, I only own my OCs, my original Ideas, and their storylines.
(Cross-Posted On 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 with the same name, go there if you want to see the cover, the cast, character concepts, pictures, aesthetics, and biography of the character, my username is on my Bio)
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- Part 1 of This Love Is Ours
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 153
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
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“I WILL END YOU!”
“I WILL END YOU!”
“YOU. YOU ONE EYED WHITE HAIRED GEEZER!”
“I SWEAR TO YOU THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY ON THIS EARTH!”
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Kakashi, Iruka, Izumo, and Kotetsu talk about Aslan and Kakashi’s first meeting for shits and giggles while hanging out- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 990
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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The first thing Kakashi noticed, was that the orphanage was a wreck.
It had been less than three weeks since the Nine-Tail attack on the village, and everyone was still struggling to come to terms with all the losses.
Kakashi was one such person.
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- Part 5 of Naruto Family and Ships Oneshots
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“The sins of the father are to be laid upon the children.”
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A Hatake, an Uchiha, an Uzumaki and a civilian girl, it sounds like the start of a bad joke.
[ temporary hiatus due to personal issues, so sorry !! ]
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Suzuki Sora is a member of Konoha's elite ANBU squad tasked with a long-term mission about to come to a violent end as she stumbles on information that turns Konoha on its head. In the aftermath, Sora deals with her own problems that have arisen from her mission and the impacts it will have on her life.
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Or: Team 10 get assigned Hatake Kakashi as their Jounin-sensei. Shikamaru thinks the bell test is way too much work. Kakashi, meanwhile, questions his life choices.Shikamaru sighed and tracked the path of a cloud. I should have known better. Of course that’s going to trick them.
“Are you just going to stand there?” Kakashi asked him eventually. Shikamaru shrugged.
“Why not? It’s not like you’re going to attack me or anything.”
“Oh?” He asked, sounding amused and genuinely curious at once. Shikamaru allowed a small smile and tried to decide if the cloud was a rabbit or a frog. Then the wind shifted and the image was gone.
“Mendoukusai. It’s not the point of the test.”
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- Part 6 of oldies & discontinued
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In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as a baby in New York City... and is completely pissed about it.
The first chapter is short but the rest are 2000+ words.
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Shortened desc:
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are each messed up in their own ways. One cuts, one has regular night terrors, and one has an eating disorder but is unable to recognize it.
When they go on a long term escort chain mission, steadily growing closer, will they each be able to keep their secrets safe? Will they be able to continue living their half-assed lives?
Kakashi just wants to keep his comrades safe and help them follow their dreams. He definitely didn't imagine having to help three teens with their problems, some more serious than others, and he definitely didn't want to have to deal with an unintentional suicide attempt.