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    Harry Potter, an unhappy child.

    Sirius Black, a workaholic who’s running his life to the ground.

    Due to a chance encounter, the two might be able to help each other out.

    Inspired by the movie Annie (2014)

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    “It’s green.”

    “What?”

    “Avada Kedavra green. Nargles and bad vibes all around.”

    “Uhmm…” Looking at the scary light in Luna’s eyes, Ginny began to understand the supposed muggle idea of ‘mad geniuses.’

    “It’s fascinating.” Luna frantically dug in a pocket in her robes. “How much?”

    “Erm, for free, I suppose? It’s of no use to me, anyhow.”

    “Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!” Luna bounced up and down with excitement. “I won’t forget this.”

    “You’re welcome?” Ginny half-said, half-asked, not entirely sure how this helped the blonde girl at all. “Here’s your diary then.”

    Luna Lovegood eyed the diary now in her hands hungrily. “Thank you,” she repeated. Her silver eyes glowed ominously. “You won’t regret it.”

    OR

    psychic luna lovegood sets out to redeem tom riddle by giving him an identity crisis, harry potter explores his culture, and albus dumbledores plan falls apart as the pieces on his metaphorical muggle chessboard grow more and more sentient

    (DISCLAIMER: author is genderqueer and hates jkr, so if theres an influx of genderqueer characters in this fic yall know why

    updates every sunday eastern standard time)

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    In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic.

    Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise.

     

    Updates every Saturday. Pre-written.

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    Venti the bard was not stupid despite appearances, thank you very much.

    So when he woke up in the body of a 4 year old Harry Potter, who was he to deny the chance to put on the greatest performance. At least in this life he wouldn’t have to put up with his archon duties, annoying pieces of emergency food, or crazy psychos hellbent on destroying the world

    ... right?

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    Years of pain. Years of being the 'freak'. Of being beaten, abused, and neglected. Harry has had enough. Hogwarts was supposed to be his salvation, his home away from the insults and beatings that awaited him. It only served to make him seem like the freak he is.

    Strange things always happened around Harry Potter, even after finding out he was a wizard, he was a 'freak' among them. A messiah among the wizarding world. He just wanted to belong, but he was only isolated and treated as if he was grabbing for attention.

    Harry knew if he wanted his suffering to end, he would have to end it himself. So after his third year, after finding out he could have had a loving family all along and was still given away to be tortured and feared for his life. Something snaps and Harry decides then and there.

    Harry Potter would be ending his suffering, and those around him as well.

    With a new set of friends and a new sense of purpose, Harry goes into his fourth year, a different boy than he was before. What will await him? Dumbledore and Voldemort won't know what's coming for them.

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    𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵.

    Harry James Potter has succeeded in defeating Voldemort.
    Five years after the Battle Of Hogwarts he is dissatisfied with his ordinary 9-5 mundane life and nothing seems to quench his thirst for adrenaline - that is until he is forced on a mission with a vaguely familiar face from his past, he must battle unforseen foes, mighty challenges and face his most frightening enemy of all, the engima of his heart.

    Harry Potter x Cassiopea Vespera
    Harry James Potter x Fem!OC

    Set after the main books/films have ended but before the epilogue.

    Contains mature dialogue, scenes of a sexual nature, graphic descriptions of violence and mentions of suicidal tendenices. Reader discretion is advised.

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    With Voldemort back, Harry returned to the Dursley house, and Sirius imprisoned ‘living’ at Grimmauld Place, Sirius decides to go check on his godson.

    And when he doesn’t like what he finds at Number Four Privet Drive, Sirius decides to do something else- tell Harry a fifteen year old secret and send him off the the United States to meet his biological father.

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    Healing hurts: this is what Harry decides as he lies on the living room floor of number 4 Privet Drive with a steel-toed boot pressed against his jaw.

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    Harry appears in Tokyo Jujutsu High and found himself being a student there.

     

    Or Harry travels to an alternate dimension and is the new student that Gojo likes.

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    The war was finished before their 7th year now Hermione has to figure out how to move on without her parents and try to figure out her love life. What does one do when the boy you had a fling with is also your best friend but you are also still in love with your ex-girlfriend?

     

    !Slow Updates!

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    Michael Wright believed himself to be a good person. He paid his taxes, was polite to his neighbors, friendly at the workplace, and made regular donations to charities he became involved within his line of work. He believed himself reasonably aware of good and bad characters, which is why he had a feeling Vernon Dursley was of the latter sort and was not very enthused about the dinner invitation.

    Harry didn’t like it when people came to visit. Uncle Vernon was always more mean, Aunt Petunia kept shrieking about everything being perfect so they could impress whoever’s visiting, and he always got locked in his cupboard early.

    An ordinary dinner might be all that's needed to intertwine two not-so-ordinary destinies into one.

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    The future wasn't what Harry thought it was. His life wasn't what he thought it was. So, using a nearly forgotten ritual, he sends his memories back in time to his younger self in the hopes of making a better future.

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    Harry Potter foge de casa no verão do seu quinto ano, esperando tomar as rédeas da sua vida, mas sua vida muda completamente quando descobre que James e Lily Potter voltaram à vida.

    Se tornando uma versão melhor e mais forte de si mesmo, Harry agora tem que aprender que sua família precisa dele tanto quanto ele precisa dela, isso enquanto lida com Voldemort respirando em seu pescoço, romance onde menos esperava, amizades improváveis e, claro, muitas situações de risco de vida.

    Será que sua vida mudou para melhor, ou os mortos deveriam ter continuado mortos?

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    Harry Potter finds out that he is not in fact a Potter, in fact his name is not even Harry. Harry Potter is really James Oliver Winchester, and he is the little brother of hunters Sam and Dean Winchester. Join Harry as he travels to America to find his family.

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    After a very turbulent start in the wizarding world, Harry finally enters his second Hogwarts year.
    Well. If Aunt Petunia will let him go after at least five attempts on his life within the last nine months, that is. There's also the fact to consider that he still has lawyers and Amelia Bones to sick on a boatload of people, Sirius to free, Pettigrew to frame and a diary to steal.

    With a basilisk roaming the hallways and dementors the grounds of Hogwarts, as well as scheming people like Dumbledore and Tom Riddle to face, maybe staying in the muggle world would be easier. But Harry wouldn't be Harry if he didn't try to use the situation to correct some serious wrongs in the magical world and further his political agenda. At least this time around, he has some semi-competent adults (and paintings) at his back and a bunch of friends to support him in all the crazy endeavours his heart desires.

    Besides, there is Dudley's vendetta against one Gilderoy Lockhart to consider. Nobody could pass up on that sort of entertainment.

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    Harry and Draco try to come to terms with their feelings.

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    Harry Potter's life has never been normal. So why was he surprised to find out that his life was once again not what it seemed? Apparently, his father is alive and maybe not his dad since he was the one who gave birth to him, and can't forget that he's actually an Asgardian god. Not to mention, Harry has a second dad who is also alive, is a famous muggle billionaire and superhero that didn't know about him until his dad's (mum's? carrier's?) memory was returned. Seriously, this was insane, but in the context of his life it should feel like a normal Tuesday.

    Or, a story in which Harry Potter is a sassy little cinnamon roll who regains the family he always wanted, wraps the Avengers around his finger, and lives up to his Marauding legacy while facing down the biggest magical threat the world has ever seen with enough drama and sarcasm to make both his fathers proud.

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    This is my first fic ever, so I'd love feedback and ideas on where I should take this. I have a vague direction, but I'm pretty much making this up as I go.

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    What would happen if Harry found out that not only was he not a Potter but he wasn’t even a Male? How would the fourth year at Hogwarts change if he had family to support him? What would happen if he was able to find out the truth of things and change the things to come with a few well placed words at the right time in the right place?

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    At the end of Harry’s fourth year, Dumbledore creates a respawn point for Harry to return to in the event of his death. He intended for this to give his young protegee the time and resources to learn how to defeat the Dark Lord. Instead, he finds himself trapped in an infinite time loop with a teenager intent on grinding side-quests and hunting achievements rather than fulfilling his destiny.

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    Harry Potter lives with Lily Evans. He is a normal Hufflepuff in his fourth year.

     

    Or Harry Potter thinks that Lord Voldemort is his father and starts sending letters to him.

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