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    In a world of magic, nothing is as it seems for Harry James Potter. During yet another pain filled summer, everything that he thought he knew will change. Betrayal of old friends, lies from beloved allies, forming friendships with enemies, and soulmates. Follow along in this Order of the Phoenix AU.
    Revenge heavy. Kind of cliche'd. Don't like it, don't read it.

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    9/?
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    V-Day came and went, leaving Eggsy and Daisy motherless, with Eggsy to raise his baby sister. Years have passed, Eggsy rose above impossible circumstances, opening his own bakery and raising Daisy to be a happy, loved and thriving five year old. His life is good. Even with no alpha of interest, because an omega can support themselves, until his dry cleaning is mixed up and he's faced with a scent that he can't shake.

    Merlin owns one of the biggest, most successful software companies world-wide. Creating top-notch, eco-friendly and efficient computer parts and systems. The alpha is so absorbed in his work, he has no time for personal or family life, and with a past that makes finding a mate difficult. Until his dry cleaning is mixed with Eggsy's and the attraction between the two is undeniable.

    As past and current situations hold both Eggsy and Merlin back, Harry, Daisy and Roxy work to show them there is nothing to fear. Will they be able to overcome their timid and shut-in ways to realize they're meant to be?

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    13/?
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    He feels the familiar pull of Veritaserum right before the astonishment that his mother- his own pure and loving mother- used it on him. LuLu didn’t even warn him, the traitor. Luckily he’s been learning how to deal with the potion for a while now. 

    Everything would be fine, except Pansy and Blaise have no training, and his mother is deceivingly good at brewing.

     

    Or the one where everything is getting better in his life until Harry's name throws itself out of the Goblet of Fire and Draco doesn't mind killing his friend if it means keeping him safe

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    16/?
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    Harry like usual is caught up in everything. Fourth Year turns out to be one of the best years he's had. It gave him the opportunity to be himself, for once he wasn't living up to anyone else's standards. He makes new friends and finds a few truths that shouldn't have been hidden from him.

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    13/?
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    Harry survived his first year but, as always, it's only downhill from there.

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    The decision has been made to adopt Zach, Leo and Gemma. So, naturally, Merlin and Eggsy were in the market for a bigger, permanent home for their growing family. And the time has come to introduce their new home, and new children, to the rest of their friends and family. Who are all unsuspecting of the new titles Merlin and Eggsy plan to hand out at their housewarming/commencement party.

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    Harry has finally left the Supernatural world! However his wonderful plan of being Banished from there was not as good as he first assumed. He should have listened to Death when he explained why it was a bad idea. Who knew that an all powerful being of death and destruction may know a thing or two about dimensional travel. Eh, he'll keep that in mind next time.

    For now he has other problems. A botched banishing ritual is pretty low on his list.

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    After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter is framed for the murder of Arthur Weasley and sentenced to life in Azkaban. Nine years later, he breaks out and seeks revenge on those who had forsaken him. When he finally dies, he wakes up in his ten year old body, a year before his Hogwarts letter is to arrive. completely baffled, way more insane than anyone would care to admit and somewhat looking forward to beating Dumbledore at his own game this time, Harry sets out to find out exactly what the fuck happened to him.

    PS. I'm not very good at synopsis but the story is definitely good and it has a lot of hot man sex in it. i tried to keep them in character some but this is my universe so they are oocs as well.

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    The boy looks up, eyes like the killing curse framed by soot-black lashes, and smiles. It’s a cold, wicked thing with far too many teeth to be friendly and far from the attitude Dumbledore is likely expecting. 

    In which Harry Potter is a vicious little gremlin who knows too much, and Lord Voldemort adores him for it.

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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    29/?
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    If there were three things Louis Tomlinson loved most in the world, they would be (in this very exact order) his family, the subject of history, and his teaching job at the greatest "living history" museum in the Boston area. However, if there was one thing Louis hated most in the world, it would be his antagonistic co-worker, Harry Styles. And the feeling was mutual. Despite having a shared profession, Louis and Harry could not be any more different. However, when both find themselves transported back in time to the dawn of the Revolutionary war, they have to put aside their differences to find their way back home.

    Also known as the one where Louis is a history nerd.

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    10/?
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    Eggsy Unwin is a Dom. Yeah, he's kind of inexperienced, but he's keen - but he knows he's not worthy of anything Harry and Merlin have to offer. At least, not yet. No matter what his fantasies are.

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    14/?
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    Forced into sharing his bedroom at Wool's Orphanage with a nine-year-old Harry, eight-year-old Tom struggles to discover the secret as to why his new roommate refuses to bend to his will and why, he of all people, cares so darn much.

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    4/?
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    35
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    Female MoD!Harry gets reborn into a different universe. Ending up in the body of stillborn Renesmee Cullen. She now has to adjust to being raised as a half-vampire with a bunch of weird vampires who don't know how to vampire properly. Oh and they also let a shapeshifter wolf try and court her!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
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    108
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    42
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    Harry Potter’s reborn as the Dragonborn’s twin brother.

    “Thank Merlin I’m not the Chosen One anymore.”
    “You’re the Chosen One’s brother.”

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    1/1
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    112
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    23
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    Draco Malfoy is an eighteen year old boy in his final year of high school. His life, frankly, is perfect. His parents spoil him. His teachers love him. His peers adore him. And no-one outside his inner circle (save for that moderately handsome git Harry Potter) knows that he is secretly the biggest arsehole to have ever walked the face of this earth.

    His high-school life, Draco knows, is going great. Is going fantastic, actually.

    His double-life as a supervillain? Well, even Draco can’t be perfectly perfect.

     

    Based on the ‘writing-prompt-s’ prompt:

    You’re a supervillain in high school.
    Unbeknownst to you, your nemesis actually attends the same school as you, and when some new super-powered idiot comes to town and won’t stop causing trouble during exam week of all times, the two of you decide to team up to take them down.

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    3/?
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    35
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    73
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    20
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    Some will say that it all started because a young Harry Potter needed glasses and an equally young Eros Vivor needed a friend.

    Whereas I would like to argue that it all only happened because of the sacrifice of a brave Malfoy and her foolish notion of love.

    But honestly what could I know.

    It's all about perspective after all and what am I but a mere author

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    3/?
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    Harry barely makes it out of Privet Drive alive after his disastrous 4th year. Alive thanks only to a timely surprise visit by one fugitive godfather and a mischievous pair of twins. But what happens when they take him to the Goblins to be healed? What happens when his closest brush to death sparks the arrival of a forgotten connection to his parents?

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    133,847
    Chapters:
    32/?
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    633
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    1329
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    37280
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    Harry's been betrayed by those who he calls his 'most trusted ones' so with the help of a few powerful entities they decided to redo it all over again with a couple of changes. If James didn't have his wand on the previous timeline on this one he has. See how Harry destroys the traitors especially the old fucker.

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    30,367
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    396
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    113
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    12943
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    Harry's slow decline of faith in Dumbledore.

    Basically a slow burn Harry snaps fic. Harry starts out having faith in everything his mentor does but as everyone knows, Dumbledore isn't always trustworthy.

    Set in the fifth book.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,279
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1054

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