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    Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.

    There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.

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    Sick of the Dursleys and resolved to missing his few friends if it means getting away from the people of the Wizarding World and their nosy whispers, Harry gets the idea to leave it all behind for a while, just a bit, just for a rest. Like a camping trip, except he’ll take enough provisions for a year or so...maybe some plants, seeds and things for a little garden. Maybe some time away from the things that weigh him down will help the constant highs and lows he’s been feeling for a while now. Just a little break.

    (Or, the one where Harry says TTFN and takes himself off on an indefinite vacation and upsets a few very careful plans.)

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    The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?
    Harry was going to go back to his time. Back to 1996. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.
    But how? At what price?
    And what will be left of him in the end?

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    WARNING: This is a crackfic. It is a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. Gallows humor is the name of the game so clutch your pearls and buckle up, Chuck, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry Potter is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything.

    Now Harry has to somehow save the world from the virus AND choose between Dudley, Ron and Draco.

    It seems that being The Chosen One isn't all it's cracked up to be...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her. Thank Merlin. 💀

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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    Expectation: Voldemort kidnaps Harry at the battle of the ministry and brainwashing him into his dark consort and destroys wizarding britain.

    Reality: Voldemort kidnaps Harry during the battle of the ministry and gives him love and affection, no longer is a dark lord, and Harry stays because he loves his new life.

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    *Warning* This book includes 18+ explicit content!

    After the war, the students return to Hogwarts to finish their term; some on their last term. The now, 8th-year trio, would spend most of their days wandering around the castle or going to Hogsmeade to get drunk senseless on both alcohol and sweets. Draco, now painfully aware of his feelings towards Harry Potter, decided to watch idly by while he laughed at his friends jokes, danced with them carelessly drinks in hand. Draco wanted to be the one he laughed out, Draco wanted to be the one he danced with, he wanted to be the one to help Potter down those cold and broken cobblestone steps outside Honeydukes and not one of his friends; How desperately Draco wanted to be the one to wrap his arm around Harry's waist and guide him to their next destination. But he would just watch like he always did, yerning for that one touch he had always fantasized about.

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    The Triwizard Tournament takes place in sixth year. Harry has had enough of everything. What does that mean for the wizarding world?

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    Sirius was done, he did what he set out to do, sort of.
    The plan was to kill Peter. He didn't plan much beyond that, if anything. Sirius had given up on getting out of this alive a long time ago. Maybe it was loosing his friends, maybe it were the years in Azkaban. Proving his innocence didn't come to mind, maybe because a part of Sirius didn't believe that he deserved it. All he wanted was his revenge, he didn't have eyes for much more. He had forgotten that there could be more.
    Then he saw Harry, like a ghost of James but with Lily's eyes, somehow that changed things. It changed his plans. Seeing Harry brought back that spark of hope he had lost long ago, seeing Remus ignited it. Maybe he wasn't done, yet. Maybe there was more left to do. Maybe things could be better for all three of them.

    Set after Prisoner of Azkaban. It's also not canon compliant in the sense that Peter doesn't escape at the end and Sirius is proven innocent. Also, in this version the Dursley's treatment of Harry is much worse, please check out the tags.

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    (𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯) 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸; 𝘢 "𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴"; 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥

     

    "Mr. Malfoy, we understand your plight. We offer you the aid of the Ministry to repair your mind. After all, there is redemption for all in this new world, isn't there?"

    If it only it were so simple. But, there were always the fires, and heat melts glass, and things are rarely so easy and straightforward for Draco Malfoy.

    Just another day in the circus, as always.

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    Harry, now in his third year, was really looking forward to having a normal year. But now there's dementors at Hogwarts, Hermione's cat won't stop attacking Ron's rat, and Harry's murderous godfather Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban. He just can't catch a break, can he?

    // also on wattpad under the same username and title :)

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    A boy with long, black, bloody hair stumbles into the great hall, and everyone goes silent.

    Including, but not limited to, the four Marauders.

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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair and a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. What is a wizard to do?

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    Harry avait fait l'armée suite à Poudlard et la défaite de Voldemort.
    Il aurait pu être lépidoptériste, Luna lui avait montré la beauté des ailes délicates des papillons. Mais il avait finalement signé pour la seule chose qu'il savait faire : se battre pour les autres.
    Mais au moins, ses lunettes étaient plus stylées.

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    Harry steps through the new portal with barely a second glance. He visits the closest village, which turns out to be "Riverwood, built on land owned by the Jarl in Whiterun". He also gains an elven follower and sets out on a quest, as one does.

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    Harry survived his first year but, as always, it's only downhill from there.

    // also on wattpad under the same username and title :)

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    A Jaded Harry Potter, whose 'happy ending' keeps getting ended by a new kidnapping, 'movie plot', 'anime knock-off' or 'filler story', has been summoned to fill in a spot of a generic 'fantasy harem' story... and not as the one who gets the harem, as you might expect (and which has probably happened to this one a couple times)...

    No, thanks to the luck of the draw, and a quite simple set of parameters to get them accepted, they have been put in the body of a 'Busty Bunny Witch' and have been put in the path that would get them 'recruited' by the 'Gallant Swordsman Hero'...

    Haha, no. Not for them, thanks. They just walked out of that forest clearing that would have swarmed with monsters, ending that path before it could even truly start... and they are ready to beat ass if anyone dare try and put them back on that path again.

    So... now that they have thoroughly pulled up the train tracks, sending the rail cars of 'story' everywhere, who knows what will happen?

    I don't. Shall we find out together?

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    What if Harry decides that all of the death from the war was pointless and does something about it? So, he gets ahold of a time turner and purposely travels back in time to stop Voldemort from rising with no intentions to return to his proper time. How does Harry's life and the future change because of this decision?

    Sorry for the kind of awful summary but as I update the tags will be more helpful.

    Sorry for the cheesy title. It was the best I could come up with.

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    “And soulmates? What does that mean?”

    Ron seemed to brighten a little at that. He always did so when he had a chance to teach Harry and Hermione something new about magic.

    “So there’s this legend, right? Like, at first witches and wizards where sort of joined. One soul in two bodies or something. But then the old gods got jealous of them. Didn’t like how powerful that made the magical folk, I guess. And they separated them into two people, with only half a soul each, to make them weaker. We are supposed to be looking for our other half in people since then.”

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    Harry Potter has been transported to a world where witches and wizards were grouped not by blood nor by a hat but by the first magic they possessed. AU

    Language:
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