18 Works in Harold Attinger

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    Something is brewing in Mexico, a threat of Cybertronian origin. Sam Witwicky, having received another Allspark vision, persuades Optimus Prime and his Autobots to head south to investigate. And hot on their trail... Deadpool! And Lockdown. And Cemetery Wind.

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    Autobots and Decepticons are now being hunted by Cemetery Wind and its insane leader, Harold Attinger. But as the Autobots try to regroup, secrets begin to arise as both races fight for survival.

    Sequel to TBAM: DOTM

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    These are my notes for the weapons, vehicles, equipment and personnel used by the rogue CIA black ops unit.

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    Optimus Prime loves Cordelia more than anything in the universe. Can he protect her from his own race, human kind, and herself?

    **Subject to change**

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    After suffering constant torture at the hands of the shadier side of KSI, ex-deceased Samantha is rescued by Optimus Prime and his little gang of human protectorates. At least one of them expects a friend, but Sam isn't the person they once knew. She'll have to give something, though, if she wants any help forming a new life and more importantly, completely escaping KSI's clutches.

     

    [warning: i take forever to update]
    [edit: i'm not currently working on this story. so. sorry bout that, maybe i'll come back to it some time]

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    "What happened to you?" Cade asked. "An ambush, a trap. Set by humans." Came the broken reply. How did this exactly play out?

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    AoE rewrite. Now with 100% more horror and horribly screwed up robots.

    Stranded on an alien planet, hunted by the species he sacrificed his own to protect, Optimus Prime finds that his survival--and that of the people he is divinely mandated to protect--depends solely on a teenage human girl. He may have absolute trust in her, but will she still trust him when the horrors he's committed in the name of both their species come to light?

    Tessa Yeager needed a friend. The fact it came in the form of a giant metal threat to national security was a minor (okay, actually major) detail. But secrets don't last long, and all friends have their own baggage. With the government hot on their heels, her dad in danger, and a bounty-hunter-turned-religious-fanatic determined to capture them at any cost, Tessa's got some fast choices to make... and alliances to forge. Because the future of her planet may just rest, not in her hands, not in any Autobot's, but in Megatron's.

    And Megatron has more than enough reason to hate them all.

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    In order to help protect the remaining Autobots from Cemetery Wind, the ancient Primes come up with a solution: turning the Autobots into humans. Of course, this doesn't go without a few surprises, most notably the human that gets caught up in the chaos along the way.

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    Cemetery Wind commander Howard Attinger sends two assets to the Mexican tourist theme park of Xel-Ha to investigate an energon reading. One of those assets is agent James Savoy, still recovering from injuries but able to remote-pilot a weapon designated Skullcruncher. The other asset is Deadpool, the merc with a mouth. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Cemetery wind track down Optimus Prime, hoping to take him down.

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    After surviving the battle of Chicago Ironhide is alive. Sentinel had not killed him and now he and Ratchet are in hiding. Will they make to the others or will they meet a nasty fate at the hands of the humans that are hunting all Cybertronian's?

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    Deadpool and Weasel mess around with cybertronian body parts in a secret lab Weasel set up in Nevada. They have four Autobot prisoners - Sideswipe, Slash, Skids, and a mystery bot - who have been reduced to just their heads on a table attached to one spark core. Weasel has nearly finished a cybertronian-based project, which Deadpool is impatient to try out.

    Meanwhile, Skids' twin Mudflap is in the 'hood, searching for his missing brother. Are Weasel and Deadpool looking at an ass-whoopin'? Or will Weasel's project give the Merc with a Mouth a fighting chance?

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    Cade's invention fails and now mini Autobot's are raising hell! Rated T for safety and I do NOT own Transformers or their character's.

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    Cemetery Wind, the elite commando unit formed after the Battle of Chicago, hunt Transformers still on Earth. They've hit a snag - the Autobot Sideswipe has escaped their clutches, and resources to chase him are slim. Howard Attinger, former head of the CIA and director of Cemetery Wind, looks to outside help to deal with the situation... a mercenary with a mouth named Deadpool!

    Deadpool hunts Sideswipe. Chaos ensues. A Dinobot becomes involved. An adorable little dog gets cut in half (but not for several chapters). And they all wind up going to... well, that'd be telling!

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    You have to fight to survive now that the CIA is after you and your friends. Your allies are the people whom are supposed to be against you. Can love blossom on the battlefield? Or is that an illusion?

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    This is a Side fic of the Drabble fic that i have up here. You think you know Artimis? I doubt that you know her past and her interaction. Pre AoE

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    What’s going through Attinger’s mind as he watches Savoy fall to his death?

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    anonymous said:

    "Would you be willing to write a short ficlet of Lockdown/Optimus? It doesn't have to be smutty (that would be nice though), but some kind of sexual tension between the two as they fight it out?"

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