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    Sasha finally escaped them, Hyperion. The last existing siren has slipped from Handsome Jack's grasp but she seems to have found herself going from one issue to another as a badly practiced teleport ability ends up taking her right to a freshly open vault and to plenty iron sights pointed her way. The Vault Hunters.

    They might have gotten off on the wrong foot but it was soon that she was welcomed as part of the family. That is until a rigged train completely ruins that dynamic, courtesy of Handsome Jack. But, hey, numbers always stick together.

     

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    A few notes: I'll try my best to have Zer0 speak in haiku as often as I can. But for the sake of the story, and my mental health, let's say he can speak normally if he so chooses.
    Also I have taken the freedom to freestyle Zer0's backstory with the help of a friend. It's not canon but I hope you enjoy my take on him either way!

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    Jack gets himself a new cat and Rhys... Well Rhys decides to play along. For completely selfless reasons, of course.

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    Dio hosts an orgy, shennanagans ensue

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    Atlas Corporation comes with a helping hand that needs no sleep, no food and is always there when you need it. But Rhys wonders... Does artificial intelligence dream of electric sheep?

    And does he dream of the AI?

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    [To be read in Marcus' voice]:

    "So you want to hear a story, eh? A story full of excitement, adventure, betrayal? Or how about a story about romance? All of the above? Alright, then, strap in for the ride, kids. This is a story about Rhys Strongfork, a Hyperion middle man with aspirations reaching the glass ceiling. Then one day, thanks to the help of an ID drive that he plugged into his head, the glass ceiling was shattered. Within the ID drive was an AI copycat of none other than Handsome Jack, notorious Hyperion ruler, who reigned with a fiery temper and fist. He offered greatness, riches, and power, tantalizing prospects to the salesman that he could not dare say no to. But little did he know, there was more to his story than sitting on the throne of Hyperion."

    [CURRENTLY UNDER RENOVATIONS. Chapters 1-3 have been condensed as of 09/22/21]

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    “Felix, I’ve dreamed of the day I get to spend weeks torturing Handsome fucking Jack, and you tell me I need to befriend him?! What, I’m just supposed to walk up and go “Hi, I’m Rhys, lets be besties but actually I hate you and everything you stand for please let me rip out your spleen?!”

    “Why not?”

    Rhys really regretted his life choices right now.

     

    Updates Tuesday and Fridays.

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    In a universe where one’s soulmate is found through touch, all Timothy wants is to find his missing piece. But when you look like someone else, finding your true love is more than a little complicated.

    Jack never cared about finding his soulmate — he has loved and lost, and moved on. Soulmates were for people who don’t choose their destiny, but have it handed to them.

    And Rhys… Rhys just wants to do his goddamn job. And maybe get laid on the side.

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    On a boat named the S.S. Last Hope heading to an unknown destination, 16 unusual characters wake up and discover they've been placed into a killing game. Led by Sans, the Ultimate ???, and Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, the Ultimate Mafioso, these 16 will try to escape and find out why their realities have collided...before it's too late. (Collected from a Discord RP done by Snowbunny - my girlfriend who is the GM, and me, writing Akutagawa and Sans.)

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    Before Handsome Jack was born, there existed a father named John and his daughter, Angel, who he had with his first wife. After she was tragically killed by Angel lashing out at a bandit, John would begin his descent towards his becoming of Handsome Jack. In this world, however, the happy memories and love of his family would motivate John to struggle against his animosity towards his daughter and work his way to keep him and Angel truly happy as a family.

    Oh, but he still hates bandits to the core, that's for sure!

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    Teens of all kinds apply to Yūei in hopes of getting a chance at the best heroic education they can get. For one girl it was a chance to grasp something she had been denied, a good life. But misfortune follows uninvited. Will she be dragged back down or will she finally break free? Rated M for Baku-mouth and violence down the line. Comments and constructive reviews appreciated! :)

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    There was once a man called Jack, and he had been betrayed or abandoned by everyone he ever cared about, and he decided that if he ever cared about anyone ever again, he was going to betray or abandon them first.

    Then Jack made a friend. His name was Rhys.

    Chapter 5 of Tales happened. Rhys kept the eye.

    Welcome to the fix-it. It's gonna take a while. (It'll be worth it.)

    NOTE: This fic is being updated at the pace consistent with the author's mental health. It's neither abandoned nor on hiatus.

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    Sirens. One of the most powerful beings to ever exist, only six can exist at the same time, each one with their own unique ability. Now Izuku Midoriya is the newest edition to the Siren population, everyone has denied him of his dream of being a hero, but that doesn't mean he can't use his new found powers for something else

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    “So here’s what I’ve figured out so far: the message came from ‘THE FUTURE.’” Handsome Jack snorts. “Of course, that’s gotta be bullshit, right? Because why and how and no fucking chance. But after three weeks of coffee-fueled benders and only the occasional break to masturbate while eating a bagel in the shower, I can definitively tell ya… It ain’t not from the future, Kitten.”

    Or: Atlas!Rhys sends a mysterious message back in time... and Handsome Jack makes Hyperion!Rhys pay for it. (In more ways than one.)

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    There wasn't just five Vault Hunters on Pandora when Handsome Jack hired them, there was one unknown that Jack hadn't worked into his plans, a nanotechnician with a smart mouth and not enough fear.

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    Stella had tried to forget the past but on the one-year anniversary of her ex-husband's death, truth finally comes out about how she met Jack, how it all went wrong, and how she came back from the dead.

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    Rhys Baker is an Omega companion. For a fair price, he spends time with strange Alphas, mostly fulfilling their sexual desires and rarely doing anything else. He is quite content with his life, knowing that if he waits just a few more years, it will all be different. He will find his Ideal Alpha and live happily ever after.

    The peace is broken when a certain handsome doctor waltzes into Rhys' life. The man that was supposed to be just doing his yearly check-up ends up plaguing Rhys' dreams, tempting him with a world that the Omega cannot have. Unless… he takes his fate in his own hands.

    A dangerous adventure ends up with a heartbreak, but things aren't always as they appear to be. Rhys' dream doesn't leave him, even as he turns his face away from it. Fate's plans are unpredictable, and nothing is clear anymore. Will Rhys give up, or will he fight for his happy ending until the end?

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    *A Tales From The Borderlands retelling with Timothy being part of the whole mess*

    When Rhys finds himself stranded, desperate, and separated from his friends, his only salvation comes in the form of a dubious deal with a masked bounty hunter named Tim. Tim offers to reunite Rhys with his friends in exchange for payment, but something about the shady man doesn't sit right with Rhys- or Jack.

    Jack swears something about their new companion is familiar. Rhys knows it's risky to pry into the past of such a dangerous man, but when he begins to suspect Tim has connections to Hyperion, he can't stop his curiosity. But when Tim gets dragged into Rhys' mess, the two are both in for some big surprises.

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    Jack Lawrence, a spirit medium by accident, begrudgingly helps troubled souls find peace before moving into the great beyond. Grieving the sudden death of his daughter, Jack is troubled to find when she’s unable to fully pass on. And neither of them know why.

    A mysterious caller claims to know why this is happening, if only Jack is willing to meet him at the Hyperion-based worker’s resort, Opportunity. Abandoned by the company after what has been deemed the “Opportunity Massacre” Jack is wary of what stepping into this resort will mean for both him and Angel.

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    Rhys's life turns around by one small mistake. He simply could not sleep.

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    For love, I will handle your sins, and for justice?

    For justice, I will show you mine.

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