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    Sam and Guy wake up married and panic for completely different reasons. None of which being that they don't want to be.

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    Poor Sam I Am, all alone from the start. But what if he wasn't always alone? What if he met someone at the orphanage? Someone as crazy as him, excited to start a life of crime to break free? Together the two were, stealing what they needed to survive their rebellious teenage years until forced to separate! Never to see each other again! (Not Really) Sam's life is all in pieces until his hero, Guy, comes into his life. After that, he finds a lead to his mom whereabouts, his long lost friendship reunited! Could his life get any better? Maybe it could.

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    Sam and Guy were on the run, they had driven all the way from Meepville to Glurfsburg outrunning the cops within an inch of their life.

    This was their last stand.

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    Just small baby Sam and Guy. The beginning of a wonderful friendship.

    Series
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    They use egg yolk as lube. That’s it, that’s the plot.

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    What happens when your project fails and you get more than what you asked for? What do you do when things turn hectic??
    Guy isn't sure himself but he'll push through for better or for worse.

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    4/4
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    2
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    8
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    Guy stays in the living room after dealing with troublesome thoughts. Sam offers to stay with him for the night. Affection ensues.

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    45
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    2
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    Guy and Sam share a heart-to-heart as they link together in a comforting hug.

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    4
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    38
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    Guy is stressing out too much, he's struggling with the little things.
    Sam is happy to help.

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    30
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    3
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    "And I am still here, that voice in your head
    And I'll be there for you, when no one else cares
    And this is it, as far as where we've got since then
    So know a good thing when you got it
    And I hope you know you don't go alone"
    [eden - falling in reverse]

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    3/?
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    14
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    37
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    3
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    In the heat of a midsummer night, Guy Am I goes looking for Sam I Am. Recently, something has been troubling the smaller man, and Guy can't help but notice as the light of his life shines a little less brightly. But what he finds shakes him to his core, and the night gives way to sunset fur and new experiences.

    I suck at descriptions I'm sorry. Have a steamy briefcase boyfriends smut fic, a story of love, first time, and puzzle pieces.

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    Sam and Guy have just released Mr. Jenkins back to the wild, but now Sam has more challenges to overcome: searching for his mother, dealing with his internal struggles about becoming a better person, and fully realizing his feelings for Guy.

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    1/?
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    49
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    3
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    379
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    Sam I Am has found the taste again of his mother's eggs and he is ready to drag his pal Guy Am I to the other side of the world to confront his suspicions. Of course what is an adventure if it doesn't come with some danger and some drama (or trauma) and of course- a little romance?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
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    62
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    1
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    -Nacemos enfermos, amor- Irene acarició las mejillas redondas de su preciado hijo, lágrimas mezcladas con vino tinto mancharan el asfalto.
    -Pero tú no, mi niño- la madre I am confiesa con la dulce voz que la caracteriza.
    -Tan hermoso como una flor- murmura llena de devoción hacia su hijo, beso los cachetes infantiles, su nariz gordita y luego la suave frente del Who –pero estás lleno de veneno-
    -¡Eres un castigo Sam I am!-
    -¡Serás el verdugo de cualquiera que te conozca!-
    -¡Estás maldito! ¡Estás maldito Sam I am-

    Luego se esfumó.

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    Español
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    (Formerly called Yearn. The name sounded lame so I came up with a new one. Yay.)

    Guy was given an opportunity at the worst possible time. Sam just wants Guy to do what makes him happy. The only consequence behind this fortuitous miracle was their undying urge to touch, feel, and become one.

    All they need to do is wait. How bad can that possibly be?

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    2/3
    Comments:
    16
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    ¿Qué sentirías al saber que viajaste con un criminal? ¿Qué sentirías al saber que fuiste usado para fines egoístas?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    sam and guy should have kissed during the tent scene sam and guy should have kissed during the tent scene sam and guy should have kissed during the tent scene sam and guy should have kissed during the tent scene sam and guy should have kissed during the te-

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    Life continues after Meepville. Guy fixes things, E.B. learns to pick locks, Sam talks, Michellee paints, Home is built, Family is found, and nearly everyone gets covered in flemur fur.
    -Not necessarily in that order.

    Warning: Post-season one fic, spoilers, and isn't going to make much sense unless you've seen the series.

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    35,192
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    42
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    81
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    17
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    I think this year I’m gonna be mean

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    25
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    324
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    There once was a bittersweet man

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    3,406
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    614

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