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    While on their excursion to the UK, Guillermo finds himself with an injury that can't be fixed with a bandage and an ice-pack. A stay in hospital confirms the diagnosis of both a concussion and temporary amnesia. Consequently shipped back to the Staten Island home by Nadja, Nandor finds a dazed and confused Guillermo on his doorstep.
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    "So, where do I sleep? Can I crash on a couch or something?”

    “Don't be silly, you have a bedroom, Guillermo! It is a little sad but I did not think that you would forget it," Nandor says, but Guillermo's face reflects nothing but confusion. He clarifies, "It is behind you, concealed by the curtain- there,” Nandor points to the open space under the stairs, fabric half-drawn to reveal a small desk and trunk bed. There are funny paintings pinned to the wall.

    “That’s very funny, Nandor, but even I can tell that’s just a closet."

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    Nadja Doll watches her fellow housemates and reflects on each of these wastes of space.

    Basically just her POV of the characters.

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    “I’ll source blood for you. I-I’ll find blood for you, and in return, you won’t feed on anyone in Pearlwick. And you’ll keep telling this vampiric council that the blood here isn’t any good.”

    Nandor hums, deeply considering the proposition before giving Guillermo a fanged grin.

    “Very well, little human. We have a deal.”


    Guillermo is perfectly happy with his life. He's skilled in his magic classification, using his magic to run his own little cafe and help out the locals. He gets a bit lonely at times, rarely finding the time to take a break, but he doesn't mind. He likes his life just how it is, he keeps telling himself, in hopes that he'll convince himself it's true. Though, he supposes, a little break in routine might be nice...

    He's not sure how to feel when that break in routine takes the form of a very handsome vampire feeding on the locals.

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    Guillermo is locked in a coffin. Nandor thinks he's been abandoned. Laszlo has taken on responsibility that means he is no longer fucking or sucking. And of course, Nadja is not pleased with any of it.

    We hate to see them in pain, but the documentary crew has to admit: it makes for good TV. Even better, they've found their soundtrack for next season, courtesy of the iPod left behind in Guillermo's suitcase.

    A season 4/hiatus fic, where every chapter is inspired by a song/lyrics by The Mountain Goats. You do not have to know anything about the Mountain Goats to understand this fic though. Chapters will be small, and post in serial format.

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    Guillermo is gone, and his absence is so palpable even the new familiar notices. Nandor's so busy moping he might miss his chance find a way to bring him back, and lose him forever.

    But Guillermo's heard too many apologies already. It's going to take something really, really big.

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    Every so often, the vampires remind Guillermo that they are not human—or too human, pushed to the edge by a greedy hunger deep in their souls. Like a pack of wild, starving dogs. Guillermo felt a perverted ache in his bones at the constant possibility of being ravaged. Being drained by wandering hands.

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    "Sheesh. You let your bodyguard stick his dick into a vampire one time and all of a sudden he starts acting like he owns the place."

    Nandor is a brat. Guillermo likes it.

    This is all an elaborate excuse for me to psychoanalyze their attachment styles

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    Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?

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    Guillermo dressed up for his first flight as a bat.

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    You are the familiar to the vampire couple Nadja and Laszlo. It's really hard work, and sometimes you're tempted to just quit and leave, but there are more things that keep you here than just the potential of becoming a vampire.

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    Guillermo wants to be a vampire, that's the only thing he's ever wanted.... or so he thought.

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    Guillermo has always been an above-average familiar and Nandor has always prioritized his own comfort and happiness over the opinions of others. Over the course of their time together, Nandor becomes comfortable and happy. He decides that Guillermo is not disposable, and he struggles to come to term with his budding affection for the favorite familiar a lot less than he had expected. Nandor the Relentless only wants the best, and that's what Guillermo has become.

    ~*~

    "But you aren't having any fun. Lazlo, Nadja, and Colin are still having fun, so it was still worth coming out here. You don't have to force yourself to stay. They know the way back to the hotel, they can get back without you."

    I looked down at him in the weird, shifting lighting of the party. He is staring back with a concerned look and angled to put his back to a group of vampires that were loud and rowdy, doing something to keep them out of my personal space while at the same time trying to make me more comfortable. I fucking hate it! I absolutely adore this human!

    "The other three are going to make fun of me ceaselessly."

    "Who cares?"

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    Nandor has always been a patient master, and Guillermo has never cared to take pride in his work. Not until Nandor's smile suddenly became more important than getting his own pair of fangs as soon as possible. He can wait a while longer, as long as he knows he's the one that this pampered fucker wants taking care of him. Guillermo likes to know he's needed, and Nandor sure is needy.

    ~*~

    "Why are you doing this?" I couldn't help but to ask instead of flinching at the sting of the alcohol.

    "Because you are bleeding a lot and it smells very delicious. I do not want Nadja to eat you."

    That wasn't what I was asking, but I know better than to correct him or second guess. Nevertheless, he gave me a knowing look before turning away to cut bands. "Or are you wondering why I did not just eat you instead?"

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    in which there's a prompt list of words and 15 mins to write a one shot that has something to do with wwdits. enjoy

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    Nandor and Guillermo's D/S relationship explored.

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    "When he heard the door slam open, Guillermo knew it was going to be an especially rough coffin-time. Sure, when the vampires came home after hunting, they were rowdy. Hell, their base state wasn’t anything but! The slamming, slurred singing, and stomping of feet, however, could only mean one thing: intoxicated blood."

    Set after season 2. What if the Guide had waited a bit longer to come give them the news about their new jobs? Nandor is a dumb while drunk, is generally a dick, then Guillermo gets *angy*.

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    Abraham van Helsing is yet to decide if he wants to kill the infamous count Dracula or fuck him first. Possibly both.

    Vlad Tepes, aka the infamous count Dracula, is yet to decide if he's terrified of the stakes that jab his clothes and pin him to the wall – or extremely aroused by the same things. Possibly both.

    👀
    Or how a famous, if eccentric, academic becomes an even more famous vampire-hunter(/fucker).

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    Nandor needs a hug. I was so sure he would invite Guillermo for a snuggle after that episode.

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    I love Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor should turn him so they can be husbands forever.

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    "Owning a familiar is already a great deal more complicated than it once was," says Nandor. "There are so many rules! I mean, you don't even get to fuck them anymore because apparently that's just not appropriate behaviour for the workplace or something. But we follow all the rules, because..."

    He trails off as a loud scuffling noise comes from the open doorway. Guillermo's head pokes around the frame, one earbud hanging loose on its string. "Wait... what was that last bit?"

    Nandor sighs in exaggerated exasperation. "I was just telling the nice camera people all about how I've never fucked you, Guillermo! This cannot be news to you! Have you not noticed all the amazing restraint I have shown on your account? Have I ever fucked you? No! You'd remember if I had! My fucks are not forgettable!"

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