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Five times Guillermo bled in front of a vampire, and the last time he did
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Nandor is restless at the Wellness Center. He begins to fantasize about Guillermo while he humps a yoga ball.
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Nandor is a vampire who’s been the pet (good for hunting and, well, sometimes other things) of a family of slayers for 170 years. Guillermo’s the talented but lonely slayer who ends up with Nandor when Nandor’s master decides he doesn’t want him anymore. There are some ups and downs.
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When Nadja arrives in Britain and finds Guillermo in Laszlo's coffin, he is very sick, and Nadja is left with his care. Realizing she cares for him, and knows Nandor does as well, she has very few options, when his body starts to shut down.
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Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar but it did, and his curiosity got the better of him. He just had to know what it was. He followed the smell to a small bakery that he had never noticed before.
Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front.
He pushed open the door.
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Guillermo was beginning to pour the glaze over the Persian love cakes when the bell to his shop tinkled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue.
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Nandor decides they have to spend more time together as a family, and everyone begrudgingly agrees.
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“Guillermo,” Nandor hisses, softer. It sounds more like a whine, this time, than an actual complaint. It has the smile that Guillermo was fighting back rising up again. “Do not try and make me want to kiss you in the hallway. It’s not going to work.”
“No?” Guillermo asks. He hesitates in Nandor’s doorway, then backs up a step, rocking onto his heel. “So, if I stop—”
“No—”
“—here,” Guillermo asks, “That wouldn’t be a problem for you?”
Nandor pauses before he says, “No, that would not be a problem for me. I do not have any problems. I am completely problem-free.”
Guillermo raises an eyebrow at him.
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Night Cap by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 May 2022
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Sequel to "Drinking Buddies"
Viago and Anton have been dating behind the backs of Viago's flatmates for the past couple of weeks, and so far, all is well. But the truth can only be hidden for so long, and when Vladislav and Deacon find out, there may be more than a few uncomfortable flat meetings in the foreseeable future.
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- Part 2 of Fang and Claw (WWDITS)
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"You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread. ... But you know what they sat," he smiles. "The heart wants what the heart wants."
Laszlo has constructed the world's most elaborate inverse baby-trapping. Guillermo gets to grow his hit list and deal with the feelings he's been pretending he doesn't have about kissing his long-term master. Nadja has an empire to rule and a fleet of boys complicating that. And Nandor is stuck being Nandor.
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- Part 3 of Relent(less)
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From the Middle East, to Europe and North America, thoughts and feelings tie them all to a life left behind on Staten Island.
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My sweet sweet Guillermo by HeyLookCoffeeWater6969
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 May 2022
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Happens at the end of season 3 of what we do in the shadow!
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There nandor stood, there he was now on the train alone, until he heard a familiar voice.
Boy did that little rascal warm his dead heart
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I didn't like the ending, so I made my own!
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It’s the same man, tall and solid, the angles of his body softened by the glow and so much easier to take in when not on the back of a stolen horse. Guillermo can smell the blood sticking to his fur collar, thick and rusty. He touches the back of the chair opposite Guillermo’s with a broad hand, tilts it back and says, “Can I sit down?”
Guillermo says, “Why are you covered in blood?”
“I fell. Can I sit?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Thank you.”
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Guillermo and Nandor meet for the first time in 1965. They find each other again, twelve years later.
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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A broken heart can be a dangerous weapon in the right hands.
Nadja-centric. Nadja/Guillermo friendship, Guillermo/Nandor, Nadja/Laszlo in later chapters.
~ Dedicated to all the peasant girls out there. ~
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Three times: "I couldn’t leave you if I wanted to."
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Decisions Made for the Sake of One Another by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 May 2022
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Guillermo and Nadja return to Staten Island for Vampiric Council business after 6 months away. But are they ready to go back and face everything (and everyone) that's there waiting for them?
Writing my own start to season 4! Second chapter added to explore Nandor's POV! Third and final chapter just added with the conclusion!
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"I cannot have my bodyguard neglecting his health," Nandor stated. "Watching you shrivel away into a malnourished raisin would be very disturbing. And… I must admit, I am prone to forgetting what things are like for you as a human, and I cannot help but feel it is my fault that you have become unwell. So…” Nandor gestured to the tray of food with a beam of pride. “I am supplying you with the nutrients you need to be healthy and strong."
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Nandor wants to take care of Guillermo. His methods are a little unusual, but Guillermo doesn't have the heart to correct him.
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The heatwave felt unending, though the weather man claimed that thunderstorms would roll in by the end of the week to break the spell. Until then the entire household would just have to suffer because Nandor and Laszlo were too cheap to get air conditioning.
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It's hot and the residents of Staten Island's vampire household have had enough. In which the bing bongs break into their neighbors' pool. -
your kisses mean murder (and your promises rhyme with pain) by Anthologist_of_dreams
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 May 2022
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“Vampiric transformations vary from person to person” Nadja said to the camera. She was sitting on the couch in the fancy room.
“Or from vampire to vampire” commented Laszlo, sitting next to her. “There are different kinds. Mine was just the usual. My Nadja took my blood and gave me hers. All in all, it took mere hours. By the time my would-be lady-wife had to leave me to hide from the sun, it was already done and we shared a coffin in the morning”.
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Of course, the whole Vampiric Council thing was a trap. It had been obvious in retrospect. And the fact that Guillermo hadn’t seen it coming from a mile away meant that spending so much time with the vampires was lowering his IQ.
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Listen we need more Guillermo gets turned fics. I give you my humble attempt. Set somewhere in the middle of season 3. -
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Guillermo returns home covered in blood and exhausted to the point of numbness. Nandor and Nadja take care of him, each in their own way.