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Totally Normal by DawnTheDragon
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2024
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Tanya is a totally normal, completely ordinary, and entirely regular lady. She definitely has no deep-seeded secrets or special features. When a Wandering Wizard recruits her to slay a dragon and liberate a mountain, she definitely has nothing to bring to the table. And she absolutely doesn’t- won’t catch feelings for anyone.
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Alicia and Aaron knew they were dead, thank you very much. No one could survive getting crushed under a building, no one. However, they did not expect this...another world? A quest? Foreknowledge?
What was this? A fanfiction? As much as she wanted to live in one...did she really? With zero skills?
Especially when her partner is moaning about it not being book accurate and freaking out at the same time. Alicia thought she fit the bill of over the top fangirl, except they had to land in Aaron's favourite fandom.
At least she knew bits of Khuzdul...which was supposed to be a secret language. Oh well. How shitty is Aaron Sindrian again? -
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Melliel was a wanderer, a drifter, traversing Middle Earth in search of something she could not quite put a name to. When Gandalf convinces her to join him on a quest, certain her knowledge of the world will be of great use, she finds herself on an unexpected journey with a bunch of rowdy dwarves. In the end, one of them just might be what she's been searching for all along. *Cross posted from fanfiction.net, because what the hell is even going on over there?*
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The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Startabi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Nov 2023
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Tired of your life in the Shire, you seize the chance to follow the strange company of dwarves that arrive upon your doorstep to Erebor. Adventure, love, and danger are all wrapped together in this strange tale that you must navigate and untangle on your own. Good luck...
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Strange Beginnings by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Oct 2023
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Ori was not sure what was going on, one moment she was rushing to the library for work, the next she found herself sitting on her arse on the ground staring up at one of the most handsome guards she had ever seen.
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Dwalin didn't know what to make of the lad in front of her, because that's exactly what he had to be, a lad. For Dwalin didn't know of any lass that would be down the halls leading to the library, unless they were a noble, and Dwalin knew that this 'lad' was no noble. Though she had to admit he was cute; too bad she played for the other team. -
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You’ve heard the stories about the dragon under the mountain. You heard the tales about the refugee dwarves, you may even know a few. Some may work in your village. But what about the ones not only forced out by their own, but neglected by the people who swore to love and protect them.
This is her story.
The story of her sacrifices. -
Erebor Auto by ChisiRei
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Aug 2023
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When Bilbo's car breaks down he thinks he's doomed to public transit. It seems luck is on is side when his favorite student, Kili Durin tells him about his Uncle's auto shop.
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silly king by ironmandeficiency
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jun 2023
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silence is nigh but unobtainable with your joining of the company
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- Part 14 of tolkienverse fanfiction
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,025
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 31
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Rewriting History by leahxyz17
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Mar 2023
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Gandalf meddles again - shocker
In addition to Bilbo, he brings along Aria, an angel warrior friend of his from the Lord of the Rings adventure. Time is strange, you know how it is. Despite her hesitancy, he is willing to try to change the past, despite the concern of changing the future they know will come to pass. Her addition as a bodyguard and mentor to Bilbo, among other things, add in yet another wrench to the already very chaotic company Thorin has assembled.
Hilarity, hijinks, and crack of course ensues, along with fears, heart-to-hearts, romantic moments, jealousy, and recovery. Will Aria be able to save the line of Durin, and how will her relationships with them end?
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And Under Hills and Over Hills My Path Has Led by Cranky_Tanky
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Feb 2023
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What if,
1. everyone lives.
2. bilbo stays in erebor and decides to marry thorin? -
The Hobbit: Unexpected Everything by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2023
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You are hired by Gandalf, an old family friend, to guard Bilbo during the quest to reclaim Erebor.
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When Gandalf offers you a position with the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, you can't resist... even though it might get you killed.
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Where Ever You Go, I'll be There. by FroggyCat
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Sep 2022
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Bilbo Baggins is one of the few Hobbits in the Shire who has yet to meet their soulmate. Not because he's never found them. He's always known where they are. It's just where they are. Is outside of the Shire, and He hadn't been old enough to leave the Shire on his own till now. But now that he is of age,There’s nothing stopping him from running out of his home in search of them. And what luck! They just so happen to be traveling close by!
Or a Hobbit au, where hobbits are always aware of where their soulmate is. (Summary may change.)
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The Shire's Sacrifice by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Jun 2022
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When the Shire cannot honour its Treaty with Erebor, the dwarves enforce a contractual clause: one Hobbit must be sent to Erebor to marry the King as a sign of good faith. But with neither party at all willing and plans afoot to undermine the King, maybe an unwilling Bilbo Baggins is exactly what Erebor needs…
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Sorry Not Sorry by BitterSweetFarmgirl for Gelflings_in_a_Tardis
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Jun 2022
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The Valar get angry when Thorin neglects his wife during her pregnancy so they decide to turn the tables.
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Heart of the Forge, Strength of the Mountain by AmpleAppleCrumble
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Apr 2022
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*On hiatus since 27th April 2022 but planning to come back to it at some point*
When Arna and Sol are attacked by a pack of orcs on the road back to Ered Luin, they’re rescued by three mysterious dwarves. Arna is half elf, and therefore immediately hated by Thorin, but Sol is a relatively experienced fighter and he’s impressed by her skills. He introduces them to Gandalf the Grey and Dwalin (who just so happens to be the same guard that Sol had a fight with just a few days before), and they ask her if she wants to accompany them on a journey to reclaim Erebor. Only on one condition would she agree - they let her take Arna with her.
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Retail by Lookatallmyships
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Apr 2022
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Reader is helpless when it comes to resisting Dain's charm.
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To There And Back And Elsewhere by E_Liberty
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Mar 2022
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Thorin thrusted the contract at Bilbo, slapping it on the hobbit's abdomen in an unnecessarily harsh manner. Without a choice, other then dropping the paper, Bilbo took a lose hold, stepping away from the table to take a gander at the beautiful calligraphy that danced upon its tarnished surface. His eyes began to wander, taking in the terms he would follow if, and only if, he signed. The words became to tense for his poor heart as he read on, so when another knock on his front door rang out into the hallway Bilbo jumped, contract in hand quickly forgotten. "Who could this be now?" thought the hobbit, as he stared at the now menacing door.
This is a retelling of "The Hobbit", an attempt to mix both the films and the book, adding a dash of feminine charm to the testosterone filled party in the form of a half-dwarven huntress whose only goal during this quest is to return her late fathers ashes to Erebor, his home.
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Return of the Fellowship by ValleyOfKings
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Dec 2021
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*completed*
After the events of 'The Hobbit', you were asleep for sixty years. You awaken a couples hours from where you had left off with the Fellowship, and are just in time to partake in the final battles.
The conclusion to the journey in Middle Earth.
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- Part 3 of An Unexpected Journey
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The Voyage of the SS Rhovanion by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Oct 2021
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Modern Cruise AU. Forced to go on a holiday by his publisher, writer Bilbo Baggins finds himself on a unique cruise where anything could happen…
...certainly not expecting a singles cruise full of families, a grumpy (but handsome) neighbour, interfering relatives, haphazard events, far too much water and some passengers who are looking for anything but love...