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    Steve and Bucky are urged to go camping after a media mishap. Steve tries his best to make it enjoyable. Bucky is reluctant.

    Nature is a bitch.
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    “I did plenty of camping in Western Europe with the Nazis breathin’ down my neck, Steve. What do I wanna lay outside in a tent for, gettin’ chewed up by bugs and poison ivy up my ass?”

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    Prompt: this one is from @buckstaybucky for @the-ss-horniest-book-club.

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    Bucky's depressed and irritable and wants some Steve lovin-- but he isn't in the mood to deal with the new guidelines for intimacy, laid out by their therapist. Sometimes a guy just wants to be railed, you know? Steve thinks it's important to trust the lady and give it a try; she's an expert, after all.

    Bucky's not havin' it. Steve's not havin' it.

    Whose stubbornness will win the day? Will Bucky actually get laid? (Who am I kidding; of course he will.)

    This work fills two squares for my BBB card. C3 (free space), and U4 (Kink: Gentle Sex)

     

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    A story in which Steve gets Bucky a dog, Natasha tries to cook (and fails), and Bucky gets annoyed with his human counterparts but may have found a friend in the new dog. Oh, and Steve buys our favorite Russian spy some Starbucks.

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    Steve Rogers is beautiful, brave, kind, and smart.

    He's also a handful of big blond trouble. Sam and Bucky have to foist Steve on one another sometimes when he gets to be too much, and it turns into an all-out war. Steve, of course, remains completely oblivious.
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    “Hey, Sam!” Steve beamed at him. He was wearing an extremely tight 'World’s Okayest Catholic' t-shirt, a pair of tiny blue running shorts, and the Nikes Sam had recently bought for him. “Let’s go for a run!”

    “No,” Sam said, and closed the door right in Captain America’s big, dumb, beautiful face.

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    Mist. Why is there goddamn mist all over the place?
     Bucky and Tony wake up somewhere very foggy. Very very loosely inspired by the Avengers vol. 1 #225, The Fall of Avalon.

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    You get a job working for one of the country’s most prolific authors.

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    For the Bucky Barnes Bingo square “Disability.” A brief slice of life as Bucky acclimates to life in the Avengers Compound, his chronic pain, and Tony Stark... being Tony Stark. At least Steve's as reliable as ever.

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    Bucky can’t remember the last time he worked this hard to get somebody’s attention. He lowered the beaters into the mixing bowl with the speed setting turned up a little too fast, making his batter fling up in tiny flecks.

    “Jesus, again? What are you baking for now?”

    “Shut up, Stevie, and hand me the vanilla, damn it.”

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    You wake up in a strange, magical place. All alone, you start to walk and find that you aren’t the only one wandering the trees.

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    aka bootleg

    "Baby girl, quit playin. You're gonna miss me when I blow up big"

    "Bucky no, hell no"

    Bucky stopped in his tracks, he spread his arms out wide as a sign of defeat "Steve I'm just trying to come to you like a man" Steve stopped to look the other male in the eyes. He thought his friend actually had something important to say. Bucky eased into a smug grin "Buy my mixtape, baby girl. Glad to know you care"

     

    Steve groaned out loudly and started to speed walk on the cemented streets as Bucky chuckled. "No, Buck, no. You haven't even paid me back or gave me my first mixtape" Bucky did a small hop as he trailed behind Steve. Steve gripped his bookbag's arms and calmed down from his friend's antics.

    A AU WHERE BUCKY TRIES TO MAKE STEVE BUY HIS MIXTAPE

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    Prompt: We've been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!

    Featuring long-suffering Bucky and shamelessly horny Steve

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    .oOo.

    When a stupidly handsome patient with a persistent streak of injuries he mysteriously gets better from walks into Bucky's life? He about loses his mind.

    His biggest regret?

    Not being able to stay the hell away from him.

    OR

    That long awaited as fuck prequel I mentioned forever ago to The Doctor & The Captain.

    .oOo.

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    .oOo.

    “We are going to take the time to have sex. To really dirty every surface in this house so there's an actual fuckin' reason to clean so much, you romantic piece of shit.”

    OR

    That domestic as shit AU where no one dies and I took too long writing... You're welcome~.

    .oOo.

    Sequel: The Mother & The Father

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    Bucky Barnes treats himself to a one-night stand after having a very bad no good day.

    The sex is good--great, even. Might be the best sex of his life.

    But Bucky wouldn’t have slept with the guy if he had known that he was going to continuously run into him every day for the next fucking month.
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    Or, a Big Grump Bucky has a hot one night stand with a college kid who is popping up everywhere in his everyday life and he doesn’t know how to deal with it.
    (Written for HYBB Bingo Square: Grumpy Bucky)

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    If you want to know if you’ve found your soulmate, it’s simple… All you have to do is kiss them. If they’re your soulmate then there will be sparks, literal sparks. You’ve seen it happen to other people and it is a sight to behold; at least you think it is. Detective Bucky Barnes is a little less enchanted with the idea.

    Despite your glaring differences, you and Bucky work well together. You’re good at charming witnesses, he’s good at intimidating suspects. You can run a perp down, he can knock them down. But there’s one criminal who’s eluded you both for a long time, and when Brock Rumlow rolls back into town, you and Bucky find yourselves far outside your comfort zones.

    ***Due to the extremely problematic issues involved, this story is indefinitely on Hiatus. I wouldn't feel right continuing to write about NYPD Officers in such a way, so until I find a way to rework the story without the Police elements, this is cancelled.
    As a somewhat sheltered British Citizen, I was aware of the issues with Law Enforcement prior to the recent protests, but I wasn't aware of the full extent. Now that I know better, I refuse to write anything that shows them in an even remotely flattering light.***

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    “You know the Blue Planet episodes where the flying fish escape their predators by swimming super fast toward the surface and then gliding in the air as long as they can, and maybe they’re lucky and plop down far enough away that whatever was after them can’t find them?”

    Steve nods. “You think gigantic teenaged murder dolphin was doing that?”

    “Yeah,” Bucky says. “But it didn’t get far enough away.”

    (Or: Steve and Bucky realize that there’s always a bigger fish.)

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    Y/n is usually happiest amongst the team. It’s addictive, and Bucky appreciates it. Everyone has bad days though and it’s obvious Y/n going through one. Bucky immediately takes notice and is simply there for her throughout the day doing what he can to help.

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    Assassin!Bucky accidentally wets his pants in front of his boyfriend. His life devolves from there.

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