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    in which gay people ride horses and fall in love

    Language:
    English
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    33,325
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    25
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    34
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    6
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    Dirk and Jake have been best friends since childhood. Each weekend, one visits the other and they grow closer than ever before. Both are in denial; they can't love each other... can they?
    (This fic is based on lyrics from the song Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal. The fic is my own creation, but loosely follows the storyline (?) of the song. The song is not my own.)

    Language:
    English
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    10,842
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    In the house there's a Door, and Rose isn't allowed inside.

    But the Door takes her Mother, and Rose is the only one there to get her back.

    Series
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    English
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    4,199
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    35
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    eyes of yellow, scales and feathers, tails and tethers

    Language:
    English
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    5,298
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    1
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    172
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    Jade finally gets a quiet moment alone without her young ward and does her best to take advantage of it.

    Language:
    English
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    1,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
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    6
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    48
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    Prompt:
    /i hand you a fortune cookie. it reads "cronus ampora can get pegged a little as a treat. lucky numbers 1 7 13 28 44"
    i think a modern with magic or fantasy au would be neato but the end goal is the same. i want that twunk obliterated/

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    The World was born with perfection, but with perfection comes dangerous side-effects. Humans get curious. With Curiosity comes Danger, and with Danger, grows into Malice. It will take a million and one tries to turn this World back into what it was in the beginning. Dirk was willing to do just as much.

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    English
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    5,174
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
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    18,419
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
    Hits:
    197
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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,092
    Chapters:
    34/60
    Comments:
    125
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    371
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    7445
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    Jade is a lonely 45-year-old scientist on a little Pacific island. When mating season rolls around, she downloads a new dating app. Don't you know strangers on the internet are always worth the trouble?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    123
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    How Dave and Rose meet in the Alpha Universe, and what happens next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,051
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    97
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    When Jake feels overwhelmed by the pressures of life, he goes to Grandma for advice and support.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    101
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    You wish it had all been okay.
    //
    You wish you could see him again.

     

    Then there'd be one less thing for you to worry about

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    46
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    "I meant actual modern English when we were younger. It's a miracle that either of us can speak at all, given our upbringing. You at least had the carapacians to teach you how to exist in a society but I, by all accounts, should be absolutely feral."

    A series of snapshots from the lives of Skaia's chosen children, vaguely alluding to the concept of ultimate selves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,175
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    179
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    Et je fus plein alors de cette Vérité:
    Que le meilleur trésor que Dieu garde au Génie
    Est de connaître à fond la terrestre Beauté
    Pour en faire jaillir le Rythme et l’harmonie

     

    - Troll Daft Punk

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    133
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,573
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1326
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    Jake English moves into town with his sister and grandparents. New school, new Jake. How will it go? He has no idea and is fucking terrified. Struggling with his identity and now the stress of being in a public school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,111
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    266
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    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    82
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    Jade English knows why The Condesce is here, and she knows how it's going to end. But there's many ways to die, and Jade thinks she can get it her way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Pieces of a puzzle you didn’t know you were putting back together suddenly appear and click right where they’re supposed to, bringing memories about a life you were unsure was yours into focus. Suddenly, you’re standing at the edge of an abyss, watching a countdown trickle down to zero, and when you turn to your right, Rose’s hand is reaching for you.

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    Famous director Dave Strider meets stand-up comedian and public enemy no. 1 of the rebellion, John Crocker, and finds out there is so much more to him than he let's on.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    201

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