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    Aziraphale and Crowley confess to eachother after saving the world. This is Post-Canon!

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    Gabriel falls from Heaven on his own accord and soon grows bored of his white wings given to him by Her. So he asks his partner Bee to help him dye them so he can associate the wings with the one he loves instead of God.

     They ate the best meals together. Especially during breakfast when they'd have marmalade and tea. Gabriel loved that Beelzebub knew how to make his tea. 7 cubes of sugar and a dollop of milk because it wouldn't taste the same with six.

    It's 3 am. Just read the story.

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    Five times Crolwey has fallen asleep and one time Aziraphale did too.

    It's very a fluffy and cute little fic

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    Dagon sighed as they picked up yet another piece of paperwork and turned it over, quickly scanning the page and then groaning again when they recognized the unnecessarily extravagant serpentine signature at the bottom of the document. Ugh, Crowley’s reports were always annoying. Not that there was such a thing as a demonic report that wasn’t annoying, of course. Especially this time of the decade.

    It was Seven Deadly Sins report season, when Hellish policy dictated that every earthside agent turn in a report enumerating at least one example of how they’d fomented each of the seven Deadlies during the last sin cycle.

    ~ ~ ~

    Seven Deadly Sins Highlights, excerpted from the Report of Earthside Agent Crowley (AKA Serpent of Eden)

    • One of my ongoing projects is working on promoting pride among huge numbers of humans. Pride parades, parties, etc. I go to many of the events and encourage the ones I can’t attend. Thousands and thousands of people are now more prideful because of my intervention.
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    Things go a bit differently in the bookshop fire and Crowley's subsequent drive to Tadfield. Angst ensues.

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    Book length story about God and Crowley’s relationship in the Beginning, during the middle, and after Non-ageddon. Also includes Aziraphale’s relationship with God and Heaven. It’s going to be a dark comedy with lots of twists and turns for zest.

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    A demon and his angel stumble upon an act of creation.

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    Aziraphale’s father is dying and he can’t bear it. In the depths of his grief he remembers the stories his mother told of the Fair Folk and he runs into the woods, hoping to barter for a cure. But what happens when his offer is accepted by one of the Fae? Can he live with the deal he struck? And can his siblings be stopped before it’s too late?

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    Crowley is given one last chance to save his floundering acting career when he is offered a role in a new musical adaptation of the beloved book, "The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch." Unfortunately, he'll be acting opposite Aziraphale, the ex he hasn't spoken to in over a decade and with whom he is definitely not still in love. When Crowley's past comes back to haunt him, he and Aziraphale must decide whether to repeat their actions from years prior, or to take their unexpected second chance and try again.

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    Если бы я был твоим морем/Я б никогда бы не был спокоен... Азирафаэль переживает болезненное расставание, а Кроули пытается ему помочь и переживает, что ангел никогда не делает выбор в его пользу.

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    Some of Crowley's songs as Demonique, the Scottish pop singer from Chapter 24 of the Other Textbook.

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    Doomsday has been put to stop barely a month before the beginning of this story.
    Crowley and Aziraphale have made themselves pretty comfortable.
    That until Crowley finds himself in a room alone with Gabriel. He has a proposition. One that seems more like an ultimatum.

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    Crowley is afraid of three things: the cold, being physically restricted, and not being able to help Aziraphale. A jealous archangel learns of these fears, and places a freezing curse on Crowley, who is tauntingly told how to reverse it just moments before the frost takes hold. Can Aziraphale and his friends face the difficult truth and his worst fears to find out how to remove the curse within seven days?

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    Азирафаїл, не підозрюючи поганого, радісно заїжджає до нової квартири, наївно дивуючись низькій ціні. У першу ж ніч їй доведеться дізнатися, що в квартирі чудова чутність, а її нова сусідка - німфоманка.

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    Crowley runs a very popular ASMR YouTube channel, but is considering applying for a job at a real life ASMR spa. He books an appointment as a client to try out the experience for himself, but becomes completely flustered when he meets the ridiculously gorgeous ASMR therapist, Aziraphale, who will be spending the next hour giving him unrelenting personal attention.

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    All Crowley had asked for was a little bit of support, a little bit of insurance for the both of them.

    Of course he knew that Aziraphale would not have been jumping for joy at the request, but he had had absolutely no idea of the strength of feeling the refusal would come with. Or the strength of the reaction it would evoke in himself.

    Which was a shame, really, as 1862 ended up being a year when Crowley needed a friend more than ever before...

    ___

    Or, an angel and a demon argue and fall out and Crowley finds himself plummeting downwards yet again. This will be very dark in places - especially for Crowley - but I guarantee a happy ending. (I've even planned it this time, so I don't have to do authorial gymnastics to get them there!).

    Also - as much as it may sound like it, clinical depression (and associated mental health difficulties) do NOT feature in this story at all.
    There will, however, be some non-con.

    Updates on a Sunday.

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    "I think, my dear, that it would be for the best if we forgot that this ever happened.”

    “Fine. Whatever you want, angel. Next time I see you, I won’t bring it up.”

    “No, I mean literally forget.”

    They’ve had this conversation before, many times now, in many different variations and many different languages, over the past two thousand years and all over the world. Problem was, they always forgot.

    Luckily, there was a history book, its tales so contradictory to their traditional tellings, that it couldn’t even be counted among the textbooks of the histories it purported to recount—even though it was far more nice and more accurate than all of them. And although its primary sources forgot a few of the important details, Someone was taking notes.

    Here is the true history of the world, compiled and with commentary, in The Other Textbook. (Or, at least an angel and demon’s version of it—even if they couldn’t remember.)

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    Crowley, a demonic Londonite, is in the middle of a very bad breakup when his young babysitting charges ask him about his life before helping to save the world, including how he met and fell in love with his current boyfriend. Crowley flashes back through biblical times and recounts his romances with three supernatural figures, changing their names so that the Them must guess which one is his soon-to-be-ex boyfriend.

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    A collection focussed on minor characters

    5 Gender envy You have to be careful changing things in Heaven. (Micheal, pre-canon post Fall)
    6 Tartan It isn't the strangest order he's ever had. (Crowley's tailor, 1960s)
    7 Thermos Perhaps he ought to take a Thermos of tea with him? (Mr. Scroggie getting ready for his first seance with Tracy)
    8 Feathers The unicorn's stall was a gaping wound in the Ark. (Shem, post Great Flood)
    9 Missing Books Do Antichrists get superhero powers? (Adam)
    10 St. Dunstan's in the East. Was that a looter stealing something from the ruins? (OC)
    11 Sunglasses. 'Vampires don't wear sunglasses.' (The Them)
    12 New Technology. WHAT DOES THIS DO? (The Horsemen)
    13 'Buck up!' Are they even human? (Shakespeare)
    14 Rain Agnes wrote the last word down
    15 Pastries 'We can have a pretend midnight feast!' (The Them)
    16 Grapes 'This used to be grapes.' (OC)

    17 Arrangements Someone has to keep an eye on the other side (Michael)

    18 'I gave it away!' 'No-one stole it from me!' (Warlock and Nanny)

    19 Music 'We are not doing this again, Car.' (The Bentley)

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    The Demon Borrower Anthony Crowley Ash Pit, née Basement Backdoor of “Jacob’s Petland: Supply and Boutique for Special Animal Friends” (A.K.A. Illegal Exotic Animal Importer), is determined to build his husband the perfect home. Aziraphale Ash Pit (formerly Attic East Wall) just wants to convince him that he's already got the best--as long as they're together.

     

    (The author, stuck in her multiple WIPs, set out to help her nephew create a diorama assignment for the book the Borrowers. After designing the shoebox room, she was unable to stop problem solving for everyday needs of a six inch being. This is the result.)

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