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    Max has the flu--and his nurse happens to be an android.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    11
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    16
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    [Post S2’s “The Only Way to Die”] The mission is over, but Hymie isn’t taking Max’s miraculous return the way Max expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    36
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    (Post "And Only Two Ninety-Nine") Max is treated for poisoning. 99 sits down with him to go over their latest experience.

    TW for hospital setting and brief mentions of vomiting.

    Language:
    English
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    3,643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    It is the height of the Cold War, and paranoia sweeps across America and West Europe.
    Dozens of organizations spring up to take control, but many of them have hidden agendas.

    And, more importantly, how Magneto failed to stop a man with a metal arm.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    914
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    170
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    868
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    253
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    Series of oneshots from the TV show Get Smart. Some focuses on Max whump, others the father and son relationship of Max and Chief.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    74
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    A how-they-first-met story for 99 and 86 when 99 is still a new recruit. Max attempts to teach 99 some self-defence with unsurprisingly little success. A (hopefully nice) light, blossoming friendship story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    64
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    My historical list of videos is complete, with links to YouTube versions, as well as to versions streaming off my website. (Thank you, husband.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    774
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    Control Agents Max Smart and Ninety-Nine are assigned to shadow the Beatles on the eve of their 1964 concert at the Washington Coliseum, after a Kaos agent is reported to have penetrated the band’s inner circle.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    72
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    What if Nick was a spy under deep cover for a top-secret government agency that even the Zootopian government won’t acknowledge exists?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,871
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1343
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    Good help is hard to find nowadays.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    Section 1.
    Part (i) - Find an easy captor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99
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    After weeks of spying on Smart, watching him use a carrot of all things for self-pleasure, Ziegfried finally snaps and storms in to show Smart how it's really done.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    549
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    The old "hole up in the Smials, kill anyone who gets too close, and send out a few spies to see what Sharkey's up to" trick. A cracky Get Smart fusion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    83
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    117
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    "Stay quiet Maxie, or I swear I'll gag you."

    Max's face was stoic even as his arms began to shake with the effort of staying still, pinned above his head by one of 23's large palms. 23's face was mere inches from his own, breath ghosting almost directly over his lips. His grip tightened around Max's wrists fractionally, "Got it, Maxie?"

    "It's paintball, 23. I believe I am perfectly capable of staying quiet long enough to-"

    "Quiet, Maxie!"

    Control issues a new training session where agents must stay hidden for a full three hours. Max gets paired with agent 23, but he can't can't seem to keep silent... So 23 finds another way to shut him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    481
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    This story imagines Tom Holland as 007! The reader takes up an identity similar to that of agent 99 in Get Smart (the old tv show, not the movie). However, 99 is a sleeper cell living in England to infiltrate the agency to protect Russian mafia activity that is secretly condoned by the Kremlin. 007 is a renowned spy with some goofy and uncouth methods, but M thinks he needs and babysitter and makes him pair up with the Reader who is responsible but a green field agent. A rough and rocky start that potentially leads to a smutty romance? (Yes)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,749
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2182
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    The old "Go into the bar, order a beer, sketch the bad guy, and hope you don't need to mention geraniums" trick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    347
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    A slew of my slash videos on YouTube and downloadable. The page is not accessed from my website, so this is the only link to it.

    http://www.iment.com/maida/tv/songvids/slashsong.htm

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    825

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