7 Works in Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Original Male Character(s)

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    While visiting the Passiflora for a Gwent tournament, Geralt spots a male whore who looks remarkably like Jaskier. The witcher has wanted his bard for so long, this feels like some sort of gift from the universe.

    Now, he can't stop going to the whore whenever he's in Novigrad. It's his dirty secret, his obsession.

    And Jaskier is never, ever supposed to find out...

    ...so what happens when he does?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,963
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1672
    Kudos:
    1889
    Bookmarks:
    294
    Hits:
    38355
  2. Tags
    Summary

    “Ever played dice poker for each other’s clothes?” He grins and bites his lip with a mixture of excitement and mirth. Geralt sighs, of course.

    “No.”

    “Come on Geralt...you might have some fun.” Jaskier needles as he gets out the dice.

    “Hmm.”

    “Even witchers are not allergic to it.” Jaskier raises his eyebrows at him, asking. The thought of Jaskier with less clothes and the promise of competition stirred the more reckless side of Geralt.

    Or the one where they day drink, play strip poker then seduce a hot stable hand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,680
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3350
  3. Tags
    Summary

    The White Wolf-- The witcher, Geralt of Rivia, my best friend and lifetime muse, and I, the bard Dandelion, embark on a journey to the coast and happen upon the broken settlement of Drudge. There we meet one, Eliseo, a secretive mage looking to travel with us. After I get shit-faced drunk the first night on the road, feelings are revealed and we get to know this Eliseo a little more than expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,894
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    436
  4. Tags
    Summary

    On their way home from a summer side-trip, Geralt and Jaskier are called on to help the local baron's husband. As it turns out, that's just the beginning of their wildest adventure yet - the man is Jaskier's university sweetheart Hugh, the crown prince of a rare manatee sub-type of selkie (or seal-people), kept on land by the baron as a trophy husband.

    (Inspired by a mishearing of "humanity" as "Hugh Manatee" in Toss A Coin To Your Witcher.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,043
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    464
  5. Tags
    Summary

    When the Sign of Three
    Woven in the Air and Water be,
    Then shall they ride
    Three astride,
    With Magic and Metal a-singing!

    (Or, what happens when two {mostly?} Immortals decide to bring a Bard into their bed)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,216
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    473
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Come to think of it, AL (damn the pesky know it all) was right about one thing. They each made music in their own way. Of course Jaskier still considered himself the most professional among them. After all he was a Bard. He played his Lute to please the patrons of the taverns and tell tall tales of their adventures for the public's amusement. But when Geralt was working, Slaying monsters and fighting the horrors that people begged him to kill, his swords were singing. Steel humming in an incredible way. And whenever Alistair brought his fingers to his fiddle to call forth his magic, it was an incredible sound. But one not meant for public ears, lest they'd all drown themselves in their ale under the enchantment of his music. The instruments and purpose was not the same. They each carried a different tune. Though what a harmony they could conjure with it...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,545
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1532
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Drunk and heartbroken, Jaskier retires to his rented room, resigned at last to accept Geralt's harsh dismissal. But perhaps he doesn't have to? A possibility awaits him, one which promises to fill the void - but every dream comes at a price.

    Track #Fluxx Fics on tumblr for more fics!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,317
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2240

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit