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    Geralt needs to get Ciri to Cintra, but going by land is too dangerous. While at sea, Geralt reunites with a face who he thought would be happy to see him, it was not.

    This was done because I just love how angry Joey Batey can sing sometimes, it's so beautiful. Also Pirates are just cool

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    Geralt was tired of being immortal and watching the world change around him while he was trying to find his place in it. He was the last witcher to grace this earth, and as honouring as it was, it didn't fill up the hollowness inside him.

    He still spent his days hunting for monsters while he worked for an organisation that kept every magical being and supernatural creature as a secret from the public eye while he tried hard to avoid his memories about a certain teasing smile and cornflower-blue eyes.

    Hundreds of years after he last saw his bard, Geralt got a new case where the only eyewitness was a young brunet, with bright eyes, clever mouth, and he called himself Jaskier.

    Geralt didn't know if he land in his personal hell, or it was just a dream come true, but he knew one thing. He was not ready to face Jaskier again and deal with his emotions at the same time.

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    Jaskier gets hurt during a hunt and Geralt has to carry him back to town. Jaskier has mixed feelings about this.

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    Geralt is not good with people, which makes contributing to his family's horde of knowledge extremely difficult. Still, he has to try. A fateful meeting with a sorceress in Posada leads to a potential solution to his woes.

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    He wondered why he never once told Geralt to stop.

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    Part of Geralt’s core rails at the very thought of needing anyone, because that’s not how things are supposed to be, but it makes the matter no less true.

    He needs Jaskier. Not for his music or his social skills or, gods forbid, any sort of fighting aptitude. No, he needs him because Jaskier just...is. And it seems that Geralt can no more stop himself from needing Jaskier than he can stop the sun from rising. (He knows. He’s tried to quash the feeling time and again. He always fails.)

    Which brings him back to the present moment. Watching Jaskier play and...and wanting.

    The question is, should he let Jaskier know?

    And Geralt wonders. And thinks. About whys and hows and maybes.

    Maybe.

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    Podfic of The Path Doesn't Have Beds and Bathtubs, Jaskier by neverafuckgiven

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    Jaskier, however, is a pampered child that likes to inflict those same ideals on whoever’s closest, which is always Geralt. He scowls and finishes his ale. “One room is fine.” He’s learned to pick his battles and right now his shoulder is still stinging from the injury he got earlier. One battle today was more than enough.
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    Geralt is too emotionally stunted to realize that Jaskier trying to pamper him is Jaskier telling him he loves him. Instead, he ends up worrying that Jaskier is going to end up missing all the fancy things like regular baths and beds and end up leaving him. Not that Geralt loves him or anything.

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    "Geralt thinks a lot about choices. Choices that were made for him, choices that were taken away from him. Choices he made, choices he should have made. A lifetime etched on his skin in scars and in bones that never healed quite right. Being on the outside, looking in, never quite feeling the warmth on his skin the way others seemed to. Finding the world black and white whilst others saw vivid colour.

    Jaskier sings, and it’s a catalogue of battles and hero worship. Jaskier is sunshine yellow in a sea of grey, shining too bright for Geralt to ever look at him full on, like his eyes might burn right out of their sockets. So he grunts when Jaskier praises him, turns away when Jaskier raises a hand to his wounds."

    Or: Geralt is so in love it hurts, and so afraid of what that might mean.

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    Geralt and Jaskier encounter an unfamiliar creature who decides to help Geralt learn an important lesson. Why this results in Jaskier getting shrunk until he is only six inches tall, no one seems to have any idea. Can Geralt, along with his brothers-in-arms, Child Surprise, and two powerful sorceress friends fix it? Gods only know, but it'll be funny and tragic along the way to finding out.

    Note: Title is a reference to the quote: "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent." - Samuel Lover

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    It has been only seven days since Posada and Geralt's paper-thin patience can't handle this chattering bardling following him everywhere.
    The witcher tries everything to scare him off and each time Geralt pushes Jaskier away the songbird comes back with more determination.

    Geralt stops trying after a while and accepts his fate as Jaskier's muse. This burden slowly seems to become a need and Geralt is not ready to handle his own feelings when he was denying them throughout his whole life.

    OR: How these two muppets trying hard not to fall in love.

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    Their party has finally made it to Kaer Morhen. Now for the hard part: Geralt has to tell his family that he turned two humans and a horse immortal.

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    Jaskier isn't quite human, and Lettenhove isn't actually on the continent. When Geralt shatters his heart on the mountain top, Jaskier disappears himself to nurse his wounds, leaving the Witcher with no answers and no way to amend for the actions he's come to regret.

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    For centuries, the village at the foot of the Rivia mountains has sacrificed a young virgin every five years to the demon that lives up there. These young girls are given to keep the peace and make certain that the demon won't come down to slaughter the livestock and the villagers. However, this year there is no pretty girl of the right age and beauty who is a virgin too. So the fates choose and befall Jaskier to be the sacrifice and satisfy the demon's hunger.

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    Twinkstober 2020
    Prompt: pet

    Geralt is bad at asking for what he wants.

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    Geralt, who moonlights as a vigilante known as the Witcher, comes to Novigrad to chase a serial killer who’s been eluding him for years. His new job as a reporter for The Continental Press is just a way to pay the bills until he moves on— nothing more, nothing less. He doesn’t have time for the attentions of the adorable entertainment writer, Jaskier, who keeps getting himself into trouble. He definitely doesn’t have time for his own growing feelings for Jaskier.

    A prequel to “I’m Only Human After All,” covering the three years leading up to the events of that story. Can be read as a standalone.

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    Jaskier finds his way to the Faerie Realm after the dragon hunt. He emerges into a world that's almost completely unfamiliar; but only almost.

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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)

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    Geralt had no idea how he had landed himself with Jaskier. Nor did he look that far into it. It didn't seem to matter all that much. Given how close the two of them had gotten. And, it seemed, that they were going to get even closer.

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    It’s not easy being a witcher in love – and it’s not easy being a witcher’s beloved either: just ask Yenn and Jaskier. After their time in King Niedamir’s mountains, both of them have their reasons to be hating on Geralt of Rivia – but is it really any more than they hate on each other?

    After all, whatever would happen if the vengeful sorceress and philandering musician decided they have more in common than they once thought? Misery makes for strange bedfellows, and the enemy of my enemy is a potential hot hookup, isn’t that right...?

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    “If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands.”
    He had to turn around. Had to stare back at the sloping valley. His words rang in his own ears, over and over. They were true. And they were wrong. They were so, so wrong.

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    or the mountain leaves no survivors. jaskier descends full of despair, geralt full of regret. and it takes far too long for them to run into one another again.

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