12 Works in Georgie Crusoe & Antigone Funn

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    The Piffling Amateur Dramatics Society's fall production is starting rehearsals, with Georgie Crusoe at the helm. Will Antigone be able to handle the role? And her feelings? And will Miss Scruple play the right notes on the organ?
    All this and more, waiting behind the curtain...

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    English
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    5,696
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    110
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,120
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    514
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    Rudyard & Georgie clash with Antigone & Marlene in a sandcastle building competition hosted by Chapman. However, tensions lay deeper on the sandy beaches of Piffling and Antigone must face her jealous demeanor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,598
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    74
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    “Well that was horrible,” Rudyard said. The three employees of Funn Funerals stood inside of the shop as the Carmicheals brawled over Stanley’s grave again.

     

    “Yeah,” Georgie agreed. “That might’ve actually been worse than the first time.”

     

    “Might’ve actually been worse?” Antigone said incredulously. “That was much worse. And now we’re back here again!”

     

    The Funn Funerals staff gets stuck in a time loop that encapsulates the entire first season, which is also the worst month of their lives.

    Language:
    English
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    8,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    158
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    Antigone Funn and Doctor Henry Edgeware have returned to Piffling Vale, engaged and excited to build a future together. However, since Piffling Vale has become a town, things for Antigone, Henry, and their community have changed. Now chief of staff at Chapman Community Hospital, Henry’s first hospital, St. Spratt’s is closing due to “unsafe working conditions”. In the old hospital, Antigone envisions something truly special: Piffling Vale’s first museum. Determined to make their town a place worth settling down in, Henry and Antigone become absorbed by their new projects. Distracted as they are, someone has to plan the wedding. And when Antigone’s twin brother, Rudyard, appoints himself their wedding planner, what can possibly go wrong?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,185
    Chapters:
    7/18
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    213
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    Antigone Funn hates Christmas - or maybe she just hates being alone. When she is forced to attend the annual Piffling Vale Carol Service for yet another year, she can't imagine things will get better. A chance encounter under the mistletoe could change everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Calliope's first summer with her family at Funn Funerals ought to be an exciting time, but when a fight with Antigone sends her flying to Chapman's for an internship, it seems as if Calliope and Rudyard aren't going to get the summer they hoped for. To make matters worse, as Chapman rallies Piffling Vale for the 30th Semi-Annual Piffling Fishing Tournament, it becomes very clear to Calliope that her new mentor might only want to get closer to her dad. Can she patch things up with Antigone and stop Chapman before it's too late?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,833
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    862
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    Considering the amount of elderly folks and wacky accidents that called Piffling Vale home, Georgie wasn’t too far off when she had called it ‘heaven’s waiting room’. The End had an iron grip on the place. And so, Rudyard and Antigone Funn, avatars of the End, were happy enough to call it home.

    Call it *funeral* home, if you'll pardon the pun

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,032
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    140
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    Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has is a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.
    He will cause problems on purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,372
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1738
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    The Funns very explicitly have no cousins of interest. They have bills and Chapman asking stupid questions, that’s all!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously than the other.

    A podfic of arboreal_overlords' "Georgie, Attack!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    205
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204
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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously than the other.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,412
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3019

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