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    Podfic of "Assets Out of Containment" by follow_the_sun

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    After CA:TWS, Bucky Barnes suspects HYDRA is running a project in a little place called Jurassic World, and decides to go poke it with a stick.

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    English
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    47
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    1/1
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    Presented with an opportunity to strike back at Leaf, Sasuke becomes restless; and a war begins against his sibling, Itachi, with severe consequences.

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    English
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    120,636
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    3877
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    A series of brutal murders of women plague the city; and when a mysterious customer shows up in Devil May Cry, Dante finds himself trapped inside surreal dreams . . . unable to break free.

    Language:
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    27,547
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    189
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    It’s been three months since the barrier broke, The monsters are all happy. It’s a shame Frisk isn’t.

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    English
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    21,015
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    387
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1276
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    After an encounter with the rebel pilot Captain Syndulla, the Tenth Brother feels compassion and other emotions for the first time in a while, panics, and adopts a teenaged mad scientist.

    (Or, Hera inspires Inquisitor Kanan to leave the Empire, and take Imperial Scientist Sabine with him)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,650
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    239
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    In late 2037, a traumatic brain injury received in a car accident causes a human to begin doubting what is real, and what is a false memory. As the evidence mounts in favor of her delusions having some basis in reality, the clock is ticking its way straight down to a massacre - a war between humans and androids.

    Haunted by ghosts from a world that shouldn’t exist, frightened to see that the most important figure in that world has gone AWOL, and armed only with deteriorating traces of foreknowledge, what can a lone organic do to save a synthetic species that doesn’t know it’s doomed?

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    English
    Words:
    182,077
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1311
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    Years after the initial devastating outbreak, undead sightings are on the decline. As a result, Abbacchio's life and livelihood have settled into a miserable lull -

    And then a zombie shows up in his living room.

    Language:
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    107,216
    Chapters:
    19/25
    Comments:
    461
    Kudos:
    453
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    8399
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    In London after the destruction of the Hydra factory, Steve and Bucky discuss what happened in the isolation ward. Seventy years later, Bucky reflects on that conversation.

     

    “What did go on?” Steve asked quietly.

    Bucky leaned over, elbows on his knees. “Zola tried some of his gadgets out on me.”

    “What was he trying to do? Do you know?”

    “I’ve been searching for a suitable candidate for some time. You, Sergeant, have all the qualities I need. Strength, of course, and a raw intelligence, the ability to think on one’s feet, as they say. But most important of all, you have the killer instinct.”

    “I am not a killer.”

    “You have killed in battle. Do you think that does not count?”

    “Plenty of other guys have done the same. Why me?”

    Bucky closed his eyes. You are not here, you twisted little freak. So shut your fucking mouth. God, he really was cracking up. This sort of thing got people committed.

    “He was trying to create super soldiers.”

    Steve inhaled sharply.

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    3
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    25
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    A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

    Language:
    English
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    116,346
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3432
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    You are not among the living and so you cannot die, but neither are you dead.

    Language:
    English
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    4,478
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    621
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    English
    Words:
    1,814
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4356
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    "Folks say it’s best to stay on the beaten path in Velen."
    a Strange and Inexplicable Event

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    2,356
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    35
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    Six years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric leads a quiet(er) life with his fiancée in Resembool. But when military scouts spot a Drachman flag flying over Fort Briggs, Ed and Winry both soon find themselves heading north. Between warmongering generals, foreign fugitives, and a nefarious scheme for human transmutation, nothing is quite so simple as it seems.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    81,391
    Chapters:
    20/37
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2461
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    Original/First Title: Incorrect Camilaineda Quotes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2043
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    Remus has a very interesting method of joking and his family finally asks where he got it all from. It comes as no surprise that it has to do with Marlene, Frank, and Dorcas, aka, his gang. Just some wholesome fluff, jokes, and self-deprecating humour.

     

    “Thanks, Umbitch,” Remus whispered making the four laugh loudly.
    “Children, behave yourself!”
    “Sorry, Miss Umbridge!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    245
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    Every morning at three o’clock, for one minute, the bus stop changes color.

    Language:
    English
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    12,444
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2178
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    Hadrin Half-Ear, (self-proclaimed) master thief, (self-proclaimed) master of seduction, (self-proclaimed) master assassin and notorious Cheydinhal street thug dies and is reborn in the lands of the Ebonheart Pact. This is their completely unbiased, extremely intelligible and entirely truthful retelling of those confusing times, later acquired by Solitude's Antiquarian Circle as a historical artifact.

    Contains ALLCAPS, copious amounts of swearing, egregious grammatical errors, offensive humor and general nonsense. Read at your own risk.

    Alternate summary: Chaotic Evil traveling merchant gains resurrective immortality, accidentally becomes national hero.

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    English
    Words:
    13,665
    Chapters:
    100/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    328
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    When Stan is found coughing up violets, the doctor's first instinct is to do surgery. Its up to the girls of the South Park Yaoi Club to educate the doctors on the trope of Hanahaki Disease, after all a handsome guy's life is on the line. Among all the fanart and fic being created by the Yaoi club, their leader starts to develop feelings and coughing up her own unattainable blue rose petals.

    Cracky, Angsty, South Park does Hanahaki Disease. Whumptober Day 8, 'Coughing Up A Lung'

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    40
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    EA#7 – COD: Fury (Alecto)

    Than asked me how many more escape attempts I intended to make.

    As many as it takes, pretty boy. Try and stop me.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,347
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    68
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    At the factory in Azzano, Bucky turns heads and his smart answers earn him no friends.

    That's not always a good thing, especially when he draws the attention of a dog handler who honestly reminds him of a healthier, angrier Steve with even worse impulse control. If that's even possible. Bucky has dealt with worse, though. The kid is too unsure of himself to do anything too stupid, like show off his new pet in front of the other guards... or ask his attack dogs to defend what's left of Bucky's honor.

    Impulse control. For someone who considers himself a German Shepherd to Bucky's coyote, he really needs to work on his impulse control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,610
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1479

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