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    Sure, a nice house can pay your debts, but it's up for debate who is going to end up with some unexpected baggage.
    The woman who's job suddenly seems to have a new boss? Or the guy who seems to have gained a spitfire.

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    13/?
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    He's haunted by her memory and willing to go to the very extreme to make her his reality. At first, she is only meant to be part of his collection but somewhere the wires get crossed, and Sasori is left wondering why he brought her here in the first place.

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    After the deaths of Robb and Cat, and Ned before them, a worse for wear Theon returns to Winterfell for the funeral and Jon struggles with new responsibilities.

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    How far would you go in the name of freedom? How far would you go to get what should be yours?

    The truth of the world was only the beginning. Truth isn't clear-cut, black or white. And neither is war.
    After Nora and Levi went through living hell - again and again, as is the way of the Scouts - in the pursuit of freedom, finding each other in the process, they are about to face an enemy greater and more complicated than they could have imagined. If they want to protect what matters most, if they want to live, they must face truths they'd rather not face, and they must decide whom to trust.
    Above all, they must fight.

    [Sequel to Once More, with Feeling. S4 AU. Can also be read standalone.]

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    Chapters:
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    Desertion should’ve spelled out DEATH—quick and simple. Instead, the details spiraled Lieutenant Solo into a lateral transfer to Coruscant. Under the thumb of the Empire’s spoiled princess and her father, the dreaded Darth Vader, Solo’s end seems imminent. Then, he trips over Vader’s long lost son.

    It should’ve improved his odds of survival. It doesn’t.

    Not when Luke Skywalker was trained up by a radical Jedi Cult: The Spire. Their creed? ALL for the Greatest Good…

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    6/?
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    Cloud wakes up in a foreign place to a strange man with spiky black hair giving him the worst news of his life.

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    a collection of the bizarre, tasteless and oddly-specific 40k jokes naturally produced through this author's life-cycle. Viewer beware

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    22/?
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    A brief look at the underlying framing issues in Naruto Canon and the Fandom's vapid reaction to its structural choices and other aspects.

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    15/?
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    In late 2037, a traumatic brain injury received in a car accident causes a human to begin doubting what is real, and what is a false memory. As the evidence mounts in favor of her delusions having some basis in reality, the clock is ticking its way straight down to a massacre - a war between humans and androids.

    Haunted by ghosts from a world that shouldn’t exist, frightened to see that the most important figure in that world has gone AWOL, and armed only with deteriorating traces of foreknowledge, what can a lone organic do to save a synthetic species that doesn’t know it’s doomed?

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    81/?
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    once upon a time there were some "people" who lived together. those people included the doomslayer, master chief, gordon freeman, jetstream sam, jack cooper and his titan bt-7274, pyrocynical, scorch-1262, astolfo, loona, crazy dave, james may and scout.

    lots of crazy bullshit happens amongst them.

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    Every girl dreams of a different wedding!

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    You’re not like other people.
    Not in that quirky ‘I’m not like other girls’ way, and certainly not in that ‘chosen one’ way, either.
    No. That would be absurd.
    But it’s in the way you’ve spent your entire life with your eyes glued to the ground, mouth zipped shut, biting down your screams and concerning amounts of sarcasm.
    In the way it had required joining an eccentric research club for you to finally make friends, social outcast and eventual self-proclaimed loner as you were.
    In the way a night like that one, with its special grade curse and friend possession and spontaneous school damage, couldn’t even manage to flip your life on its head.
    Because you can see the ghosts.
    As it turns out, you’re not like most other people.
    Because there just so happens to be a school for other ghost-seers and those with cursed techniques like you.
    Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School.

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    "Watch me!" the person gasped, blinded by the Romantics' passions.

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    V does watch him leave. It is Kerry Eurodyne in the flesh, afterall; freckled skin in some sort of quasi-kimono that just skims the tops of his thighs, high up to the waterline. His hips have a sway, no doubt aided by the whisky V is tasting on his back palate with each exhale, giving him just the quickest flashes of the bottom of his ass—

    And as soon as it occurs, he immediately feels himself throw the thought away, unwillingly, as if possessed.

    Pettily, V grabs the thought again before it can be lost in the heething swarm of his hindbrain, pulls it to the very forefront: Kerry Eurodyne’s ass cheeks, tanned and looking grabbable, and he can hear Johnny pitch a fit and stomp around his head before he’s suddenly crackling to life next to V, perched gargoyle-esque on the back of Kerry’s couch. He glowers down at him.

    “So,” V starts, “a concert?”

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    “Anyways, Iwa-chan, stay away from Atsumu. Man’s a total slut.”

    Hajime blinks before furrowing his brows in confusion. “What are you even going on about?”

    Tooru gasps. “You haven’t noticed?” And when Hajime looks around, the rest of the team is nodding in solidarity before glancing over at Atsumu who is having what looks like a conversation (but is more likely a hostage situation) with Kiyoomi, his back turned to the rest of them.

    “He’s always making those eyes around you,” Tooru says, threading his fingers together and fluttering his lashes in an attempt at making cow eyes. “He thinks they make him look like a doe but he actually looks like a fully grown killer whale. I wouldn’t put him above murdering me to have you all to himself. Your arms can do that to a person. Now, Akaashi knows you’re taken and you’re only going to get married to make it through this life. He’s loyal like you. So that solves the whole hand holding dilemma. After you both die, you can hold my hand and Akaashi can hold Bo’s and none of us have to walk on the road.”

    In which Hajime has a headache and the entire JNT is taking Tooru's morbid humor way too seriously.
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    Penelope Featherington, true to her namesake is a weaver.

    The weaver of London's most intricate web of information.
    While she only uses her power to write a gossip column.
    The danger she courts is far greater than what she could have ever imagined.

    Meanwhile, Colin Bridgerton, exiled to his Bachelor Lodgings by his own family, comes to terms with his burgeoning feelings for his friend. If only she would understand how much she actually meant to him.

    Witness this dark retelling of Penelope and Colin's story as Lady Whistledown sings her swan song. Her final days as London's most notorious gossip monger.

    **What if Bridgerton had more of a Les Miserables feel to it.
    **AU- Canon Divergence
    * kind of slowburn
    *ratings changed to mature because of grim subject matters, also probably eventual smut.
    ***this has actual death scenes please be warned
    ***HEA but the warning are not jokes please
    ***Read if you are a fan of complicated plotlines

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    30
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    Per aspera ad astra!

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    The resistance is dead, the First Order rules the galaxy with Hux as its Emperor and Kylo its Supreme Leader. They’re an official couple who want heirs, which they cant produce on their own. Insert Andreia, a force-sensitive girl whose parents were of the resistance but that are now dead like the rest of the resistance. Stuck on Tatooine, Andreia runs an orphanage and tries to keep out of trouble. One day, trouble knocks on her door.

     

    Instrumental playlist:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4rD5Sop6rFop3vt63rJJJM?si=iZxjcJe2Rxu8d_Jd509Ezg

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    5/?
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    18
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    117
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    25
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    "This is a love story. The story of a girl with a broken soul, and the boy who tried to pick up those shattered pieces and put them back together…only to fail in every single way."

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    So after some of the grand gestures and heroic speeches have been made, the first three statues of Belos have been toppled over, and most of the citizens have gone to sleep regardless of their political sympathies, there has still been a need for a more discreet gathering.
    Lilith Clawthorne has proclaimed herself the official scribe, and nobody protested. Why would they, she was made for this job, and she’s an expert at color-coding. Her first decision has been to refuse writing down any of Edalyn’s puns, which is a shame, really, because they’re great, even though they seem to make Raine uncomfortable. The initial ‘situation got out of hand’ was funny. Even Lilith had to admit that. But she still refused to put it on record.
    “Which brings us to the last item on the agenda.” Now she says crisply. “We need to decide what we do with the Golden Guard.”

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    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    63
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    196
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1134

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