11 Works in Gabriel Being an Idiot (Good Omens)

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    Lord Beelzebub was agitated.

    This in and of itself was not unusual – Hell was an exceptionally agitating place. Only, that was not why the Lord of the Flies was agitated.

    No, the reason that Lord Beelzebub was agitated was that the Archangel Gabriel was missing, and no one in Heaven or Hell seemed to be able to tell them where he was.

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    English
    Words:
    8,970
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    869
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    Gabriel finds a human hobby, Crowley has a strange evening and the answer for an important question is found. Is stupidity infectious?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    96
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    You go too fast for me had hurt, but Crowley never held it against Aziraphale for saying it. Crowley might have pushed, but Aziraphale was glad one of them was willing to. And while the desire to make these right anyway might be admirable, it’d be better if they weren’t letting it keep them apart.

    Meanwhile, the angels stage an intervention to free their wayward principality from the demonic influences that have him half-fallen, the demons send an agent to investigate the sudden influx of angels in one place on earth, and Raphael and her demonic contact decide to throw the game plan out the window in favor of sorting out their favorite angel and demon, if they’re not going to get it together themselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,430
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    321
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    Aziraphale and Crowley finally go on a date and wind back up at Crowley's apartment. When far too many secrets are shared in one night, and a sub/dom contract is created, Aziraphale and Crowley can't see the mess they just got themselves into.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,862
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    5677
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    Harry Potter’s Mirror of Erised shows you the thing you most desire. Crowley’s wifi mirror does the opposite.

    This is Crowley’s new wifi mirror:

    Full Length Mirror WiFi + DVR Hidden Spy Camera With Wireless Streaming Video for PC, Tablet & more
    https://www.customwifispycameras.com/full-length-mirror-spy-camera-with-wireless-streaming-video-for-pc-tablet-more/

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    128
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    "What's an angel like you doing on a material plane like thisss?" Crowley hisses, emerging from the shadows of the alleyway and waggling his eyebrows. Gabriel is so startled he actually materializes his wings, which makes it totally worth it, even though one of them boffs Crowley in the face and sends his glasses flying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1228
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    Gabriel reviewed the file again. Right. Simple mission: find a willing human to birth the messiah. First on the list— a girl named Maryam, from Nazareth, Galilee. Gabriel prepared to manifest. Three, two, one…

    (Luke’s account of the Annunciation was… along the lines of right, but inordinately flattering to Gabriel. Here’s what really happened.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    275
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    God turns Gabriel into a human as a punishment, the fallen angel notices quickly that he could never survive in a world he doesn't understand, but luckily a certain prince of hell decides to help him so that he can survive his human-time and maybe learn a little more about the demon's prince uncovered past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,211
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1382
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    How and why was Aziraphale, softest angel of all, issued with a flaming sword and placed as a guard of Eden.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    557
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    Aziraphale x Crowley.
    Aziraphale's wings are sensitive.
    Gabriel is so annoying.
    Read de tags I guess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1304
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    Aziraphale read over the invitation once more. The heading read COMPINY PICNIC. It might as well have read ‘Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    545
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    2647

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