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    Anthony J. ‘just call me Crowley’ Crowley is…content – his little queer café in the heart of Soho, his son, his best friend, his snake.
    Aziraphale is…existing – day in, day out, in the same job, with the same people, and the same half-forgotten dreams. Going through the motions.
    Never would their paths have crossed if not for a boy, a teenager, really, running away to the city in search of something better.
    That’s how it starts, anyway…

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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

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    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    A year into their superhero careers, Ladybug and Chat Noir are struggling. Hawkmoth's supervillains are becoming ever more powerful and monstrous. Paris is terrorized on an almost daily basis. Worst of all, Adrien remains oblivious to the affections of his classmate, Marinette.

    Desperate for any edge in the fight against Hawkmoth, they pull out the mysterious spellbook in Master Fu's possession and perform an ancient ritual within.

    Unknown to them, this starts them on the path to discovering the secrets of the miraculous.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley never served their punishments for averting Armageddon. Now, five years later, Heaven and Hell have decided to rectify that.

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    After losing his parents, Crowley is forced to live with his uncle, Lucas, in his overly tidy Tadfield mansion. After a fight, Crowley is forced to begin volunteering at his new school's library, where he meets a boy with dandelion fluff hair and kindly blue eyes, who somehow changes Crowley's whole worldview.

    Or, Author is overly self-indulgent and decided to write Yet Another High School AU. Heed the tags. It isn't overly-angsty, but there are some heavy topics here.

    Updates every week, hopefully.

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    Aziraphale gets a lovely, special promotion and fucks up. Crowley is happy for him at first but soon learns this promotion may tear them apart. Crowley has to give all his suppressed, bottled up love and times it by 1,000 in hopes of getting his angel back, but Crowley may have gone too far and caused another angel to get involved. Everything seems to circle back to Aziraphale's promotion being the root of all their problems and causing strains on their relationship. Gabriel becomes jealous of this promotion and decides to take matters into his own hands. Who can be trusted anymore? Can their relationship survive this?

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    This is my first attempt at a Human AU.

    Aziraphale is a very rich and successful writer. Crowley is at the worst possible moment of his life - living off Bee's couch and posting his mum's fairy tales on some random sites only to be ignored by everyone except one random person simply called A.
    This is a story about how both of our main protagonists get over the ghosts of their pasts, learn to work together and maybe - just maybe - fall in love in the process.

    Not to mention that all of the characters that we love (hate - looking at you, Gabe) make an appearance.

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    Heaven attacks Hell, taking demons as slaves.
    Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves dragged back to their respective sides, while still being very much on their own side.

    General themes of slavery, sexual coercion/ dubious consent.
    Heaven is horrible, Gabriel is the Baddie.

    All tags should be considered to apply to the full story, but tag-heavy chapters for now are:

    Ch7: Medication, Domestic, Awkward Tension, Hint of somnophilia (non-negociated), mild blood drinking/sharing
    Ch8: Anal Fingering, Object insertion, urethral insertion, anal insertion, cringe, Medical examination, Bottom Crowley, Awkward sexual situation, Awkward medical situation, Embarrassment, Situational humiliation, Bodily fluids, mention of cum drinking, no lube, discomfort, Dubious consent, kinda voyeurism

    (NOTE: Chapters 7 & 8 are pretty skipable if you're in it for the plot and the tags bother you. Plot will return in chapter 9)

    Tags will be added with new chapters, please always double-check.

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    (Good Omens Cinderella AU) Ever since Aziraphale's mother remarried, his life has been nothing but misery. Before she died, she told him to have courage and greet the world with kindness, even if it doesn't give him the same kindness back. Lately, Aziraphale has been finding it harder to follow that advice. But when the royal family announces a masquerade ball to celebrate the birthday of the youngest prince, who bears a striking resemblance to a mysterious young man he met in town, things go from bad to worse. All he wants is to attend the festival. But perhaps with a little luck, and perhaps some magic, he can find happiness.

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    Based on "Mansfield Park"
    The young Aziraphale is sent to live with his aunt Frances and his uncle Lucian after his mother's death. Between a caring, but absent aunt, an uncle prone to bouts of rage and four cousins eager to bully him, his life would be quite sad if it weren't for his secret friendship with the mysterious Crowley, who works in the garden.

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    Whumptober 2020!

    Nothing in here but some Aziraphale whumps for you to enjoy to your heart’s content.

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    Fiona Fell was new to the ranks of already established detectives on the police force in Soho, ready to make a name for herself, and prove that she was not her father's daughter. But when she becomes tangled in a war between rival gangs, she will find that the law is not always black and white. And neither, for that matter, are the desires of the heart. AU Crowley/OC

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    Anthony stopped to watch him for a moment. The blond bent over, showing off a rather nice arse in beige trousers, which Anthony could appreciate. Still jiggling the key while he crouched over the mechanism, he couldn’t get the gate to budge.

    “Having trouble?” Anthony called.

    The blond stood up, turning to show him the most beautiful blue eyes. Anthony didn’t even know anything else about him, but he was already interested in those blue eyes and nice arse. The blond smiled the sweetest smile in his direction; an arrow straight to his heart.

    Trust fund baby Anthony Crowley is required by his family to get a job to learn the value of actual work. It's one of many he's had. He expects a few months of boredom before quitting until forced into the next job. He wasn't expecting to run into Aziraphale, the cute assistant manager of Bath Bombs and Beyond, who completely stole his heart. Maybe working as a server at some stupid chain restaurant in a stupid shopping centre won't be so bad.

    (Yes, there's smut. I wasn't sure at first, but it's coming in Chapter 8. Rating will probably change to E.)

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    Some time after the world didn't end, Gabriel visits Aziraphale. Aziraphale tells him to shove off. It doesn't end well.

    "Did you really think your little wards could keep me out?" Gabriel said. Aziraphale followed his gaze to the large old rug, which covered the large old Circle, which Aziraphale had happily forgotten since he and Heaven had ceased communications. It had never crossed his mind that it might be not only a means of communication, but potentially an unlocked back door into the middle of his shop. Oh, shit.

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    They respected each other’s boundaries with only the occasional slip up here and there in the beginning. Crowley had always made sure to not go too fast, to pull the brakes before he stepped over boundaries, and to never hurt Aziraphale.
    This time he had gone too far, and Tiktok was the one to blame.

    (Explanation of certain tags in notes at the beginning!)

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    Whumptober 2020 prompts, ranging from drabbles to ficlets to art. All featuring Aziraphale.

    [Every chapter is a different prompt, and each prompt will have more explicit tagging at the beginning of the chapter. Please take care!]

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    Just days after the war in Heaven, Aziraphale can't resist helping a newly-fallen angel, accidentally forging a bond too powerful to escape and too dangerous to remember.

    As the years pass, their bond keeps them together, but staying safe from both Heaven and Hell is a challenge. When it becomes clear that sometimes forgetting is the only way to protect themselves, the stakes grow higher. Add a purple-eyed bastard of an Archangel with a cruel agenda, and Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves wondering if there's any way for them to be together in peace.

    When the mental strain of forgotten memories starts taking its toll on Aziraphale, Crowley is faced with an impossible situation. How long can they protect themselves from Gabriel and the rest of their respective sides? And will they ever be free to love as they long to?

    This historical-to-modern tenderness and angst fest will rip your heart out through your kneecaps in places, and hand it back to you tied with a bow in others.

    Title (and several chapter titles) from the song Ghost Love Score, by Nightwish:

    My fall will be for you,
    My love will be in you,
    If you be the one to cut me
    I'll bleed forever.

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    Aziraphale closed his eyes and took a deep breath. This is for my own good. I disobeyed. I questioned. I did the Wrong thing. I was a bad angel. I have to do this. I deserve this. This is good. This is Good.

    He opened his eyes again and stepped inside, and the door swung shut behind him.

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    Aziraphale Fell runs a tea house in Tadfield, where his brother, Gabriel, runs a coffee shop.

    Everything is lovely until a major coffee chain builds a franchise in Tadfield, and sends in Anthony Crowley to run it. Much to Gabriel's disapproval, Crowley and Aziraphale form a tentative but deep friendship that challenges Aziraphale in new ways. But Crowley is running from some demons of his own.

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    12/12
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    In which Constantine did something, even in his opinion something that was just plain stupid and needs to call the Spectre, Zauriel and Sentinels of Magic in to save the world of the First of Fallen's wrath.

    And they got help from an unexpected group..

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    3/?
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