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    Summary

    鸣人收遍美男并操服他们的故事。坚定鸣all,总攻,np,太子会带着自己的后宫闯天下。鸣王要开最野的大院。
    有系统,但是中期开始存在感奇低。暂定的后宫们有:佐助|宁次|鹿丸|我爱罗|赤砂之蝎|迪达拉|卡卡西(随时可能增加)
    正宫永远是佐助,不会动摇。海棠文学城同步更新。

    【预警】
    ①坚持走黄暴直接的封建文学路线。读者们想看到的是漩涡鸣人创建后宫,拥有十八房太太,太太们之间要为了鸣人而进行宫斗。众所周知,得人心者得天下,我应当满足读者需求,不可忤逆天意人心。
    ②坚持皇帝想临幸谁就临幸谁的正确封建思想。放下巧言令色的虚伪道德架子,我们来到这里,为的就是发泄作为需要阴阳交合的生物的原始欲望。因此,我们不可以做作,要坚信作为主角的漩涡鸣人想操谁就操谁,不需要什么理由和借口。这是正确的,客观的,一针见血的。
    ③坚持提倡并发扬正确操穴观。人类在千万年的进化中,保留了生殖器官和性欲,保留着会因为性爱而亢奋的权力,并且人类是唯一一种随时随地都会发情的生物,无固定发情期。这证明了什么?这证明了漩涡鸣人被美人们勾引时产生欲望想操穴是天经地义的,是符合搞黄界大众风气的,是符合黄文的道德操守准则的,是符合自然界的规律的。
    ④鸣总攻是人类珍贵的非物质文化遗产,搞黄中央应当加大力度,促进优秀文化在民间的传播,大众平民也应该行动起来,让优秀文化得到应有的关注度,成为火影圈对外输出的优秀文化标志,让鸣攻黄色文学登上世界舞台中央,从而提高火影圈的文化软实力。
    ⑤坚持漩涡鸣人的鸡巴高耸入云的价值观。据客观数据显示,漩涡鸣人的鸡巴高度8844.43米,为世界第一高峰,是世界最高大的山系喜马拉雅山的主峰,山峰上部终年为冰雪覆盖,地形陡峭高峻,是世界登山运动瞩目和向往的地方。眺望漩涡鸣人的鸡巴,确实神奇美丽,无论那云雾之中的山峦奇峰,还是那耀眼夺目的冰雪世界,无不引起人们莫大的兴趣。因此,这是高大上的价值观,是经得起推敲的价值观,是被一众经漩涡鸣人爆操后甘愿雌伏的骚货们所认同、所验证过的,实践出真知,我们应相信实践得出的真理,走唯物主义的道路。
    ⑥充分调动主观能动性,让漩涡鸣人施展真实实力。众所周知,漩涡鸣人除了鸡巴高耸入云外,还被官方盖章精10,已经达到了全作最顶峰,所以他拥有连续操人十天十夜都不会出现疲状的强大精力,并且由于漩涡一族的血统,他恢复能力极强,刚射出去的精液马上又能补充好,是天赐的猛攻,最可贵的是,他能分出上千上万个影分身,为忍界影分身第一人,全世界只有他可以同时操上万个美人。此等惊世人才,若怀才不遇,则是人类文明史上的黑幕!是生物繁衍史上的耻辱!充分发挥漩涡鸣人的操穴才能,我辈义不容辞!

    综上,作为新时代的黄文作者,我在此发誓,我将抛下一切高大上的架子,加大搞黄力度,加大搞黄尺度,加大搞黄比例,在搞黄中领悟人生哲学,在搞黄中体验世间百态,在搞黄中得到思想升华。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    160,462
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Hits:
    906
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    It has been a decade since team 7, Konoha's Karate Club misfits, went their separate ways.

    Now, as young adults, life has not gone exactly as planned. Naruto is a shop assistant and is becoming dependent on drink. Sakura's self-doubts are beginning to cripple her future career in medicine before she even graduates and Sasuke, a final-year Chemical Engineering student, just trying to regain some control over his life. Then Naruto decides to move into a flat with cheaper rent.

    Note: This fanfic will deal heavily with alcoholism and eating disorders. So if these are sensitive topics it would be best to avoid this.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    6
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    35
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    naruto and gaara get cozy for movie night.
    things get heated.

    [nsfw, oneshot]

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    1/1
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    1
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    Гааре было десять, когда он впервые услышал странный голос.

    Его смутило, что это произошло почти сразу после недавней миссии, но он был уверен, что никто из шиноби не успел использовать нидзюцу до того, как песок поглотил их.

    Однако это не меняло факта, что в его голове появился голос, не похожий на его собственный внутренний или голос Шукаку.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    Sasuke and Naruto were high-school sweethearts. In love through thick and thin. When Naruto decides to drop out of college to pursue his dreams of being a professional MMA fighter, his lover has a difficult time accepting the sudden change in course and uses it as an excuse to justify the biggest mistake of his life.

    Will Sasuke ever have the chance for redemption? Or will he have to sit by as someone else comes to sweep the love he let go off of his feet?

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    86,256
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    224
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    44
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    6874
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    In a vast and powerful kingdom across the planet, there reigns a generous King and gorgeous Queen with their young heir who are commonly loved by the people of the Wind Kingdom. A prophecy has been given to the queen in one of her dreams, informing her of another baby boy to be born into the family.

    However, the Gods have gifted the boy a power so immense and powerful that may as well be considered both a blessing and a curse on the young boy. Due to this fact, this has prompted the Royal family to hide their young prince and keep him completely protected with the vow to sacrifice themselves in his place at any time.

    As the prince grew, the king finally allowed the young prince to step out of the protection of the palace and into the outside world after the word of a hidden prince with great power was spread to all the five kingdoms. A decision that has unfortunately been one of the King's greatest mistake as many eyes are trained on the young prince.

    Watch and see how the prince's life changes with time, both for the better and for the worse

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    48,112
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    47
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    113
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    23
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    Up to this point, Naruto and Sasuke had made their way through university without even knowing of the other's existence.

    That all changes with a fateful night shortly before the semester break and now their paths seem to cross again and again.

    As if that alone wasn't enough chaos, this winter is going to put them both through the hardest tests of their lives yet ...

    Can the inexplicable attraction between them withstand or will it fall apart as quickly as it snuck its way into their lives?

    It's going to be exciting, nerve-wracking, criminal and, above all, damn hot.

    Updates every Sunday

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    14/20
    Comments:
    15
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    5
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    Naruto era un estudiante de escuela secundaria, alguien que tenía sus propios principios y una moral que muchas veces lo llevaba a enojarse con todo lo que lo rodeaba.
    Por lo que haber empezado una relación con su profesor jamás había estado en su mente.

    Pero conocer a Gaara provocó un cambio en él, se había sentido tan a gusto como nunca en su vida.

    Y por un tiempo Naruto nunca creyó que lo que hacían y tenían estaba mal. No hasta que descubrió lo que el hombre ocultaba, llevándolo a tener que tomar una decisión muy difícil.

    Language:
    Español
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    46,133
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    9
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    1
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    What if Naruto was the one to lose his way into the darkness instead of Sasuke? What if Tsunade and Orochimaru actually left Jiraiya in the cave during the second ninja war? What if the Uchiha massacre was carried out by Obito and with the help of Itachi and Shisui he was stopped?
    A story where some events take place early and are changed, Naruto seeks revenge and it is too late for the village to try and apologise to him now. Will his friends be able to pull Naruto back into the light?

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    English
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    5,244
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
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    50
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    6
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    627
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    This is pure crack, ik it is. I wrote this because I am not sure why.

    Naruto is the owner of his uncle's business and it is one of the most known and loved brothel/bar in all of Konaha. Can he keep all his boys in a row? will someone leave, will his other lovers approve? or will naruto get to have his cake and eat it too?

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    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    14
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    34
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    2
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    1347
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    Five of Konohagakure's best ninja, Uzumaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai and Inuzuka Kiba are sent on a seemingly simple escort mission and hostage crisis. But after almost a month without hearing from them, only one returns. No one knows what happened to the others, if they're still alive, and whether or not this was an accident, or a declaration of war. Set 3 years after the 4th Great Ninja War

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    22,713
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    15/?
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    34
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    6
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    1284
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    If the king tells you to jump, you ask how high. If the king asks you to kill someone, you ask when and how.

    However, the king is a thirteen-year-old boy who likes shiny swords and has no consequences, so of course, he's going to have some crazy requests. One of those requests is a squad of blood-thirsty soldiers who will obey his every command.

    Kakashi has no idea where he's going to find said soldiers, however, he'll start with a lead where an alleged baby-eating boy wanders the streets, terrorizing his town by just existing.

    In which, Sasuke is a king with no reason, and Naruto somehow becomes that reason.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    48
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    9
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    Sasuke is the young, handsome heir to the Uchiha estate. With a trophy girlfriend soon to be wife, his life is headed in a very predictable path until he meets a spunky blond waiter at one of his family’s events.

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    40,714
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    89
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    316
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    58
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    7566
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    Sasuke, after Itachi got beaten by Fugaku over touching himself, understood (with time, experience and age) there are traumas caused all over Itachi’s personality, including sexuality and intimacy. As much as he knew of Itachi being asexual, he never really thought of him prefering men, though it made sense to the youngest Uchiha. “Do you think you’d be interested in men, if Fugaku didn't do what he’s done to you?”

    Itachi’s eyes close out of embarrassment, “...Yes, I think… I think so, yes.”

     

    AKA: Disturbingingly cute Uchiha brothers relationship, selectively mute Sasuke, traumatized Itachi, asshole Fugaku, heroic Naruto, the usual angst full of orphans and gay and homophobes and suicide notes and arranged marriages and all the drama and nemesis we all love.

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    English
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    40,528
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    218
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    43
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    7967
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    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    169
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    Gaara's last delivery for the day is a big bouquet, sent by Sasuke to a handsome man named Naruto; unexpectedly, the card says that Sasuke is breaking up with him! Gaara spirals into an unusual adventure, finding true love - and himself - in the process.

    [Will update tags/rating as story progresses]

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    English
    Words:
    55,721
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    58
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    124
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    24
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    2557
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    Naruto finally musters up the courage to tell Gaara how he feels, but things don't go quite as planned.

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    1,796
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    34
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    205
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    Naruto had been living his life in secret, under cover some might say. One day Gaara invites the boy over for some late night studying, unfortunately that's when the blondes body decided to give him a wake up call.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,221
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
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    321
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    Naruto tries to be a happy guy generally, but a mission to the Land of Waves has unleashed something within him. Something that craves blood and the freedom to destroy humanity. No problem, Team 7 has this under control, ya know?! Naruto isn't going to let this demon take him over, and he sure isn't going to let some stupid (stupidly cute) Sand Ninja be taken over either. No matter how many times the red-head threatens to feed his blood to the creature inside him. You watch! Naruto is going to befriend the Kyuubi inside of him and the elusive Gaara too!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    61,249
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    771
    Bookmarks:
    216
    Hits:
    17552
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    Naruto is given to Suna as compensation, and now Naruto is a Sand Ninja. Sasuke stays in Konoha and trains under Kakashi, working for the day he can bring Naruto home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    305

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