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  1. 1

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    You and Peter fall asleep after watching a movie and Peter’s the first to wake up. As he leans in to kiss you, he chickens out and then you wake up…

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  2. 3

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    Peter’s so tired, he accidentally falls asleep on you

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  3. 95

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    Mistake with a time travel array sends WWX back 1000 years and LWJ to his birth. When the immortal Yiling Patriarch requests the hand of the 12 year old second jade of Gusu, people are understandably upset.

    Inspired by Getting Jet Lag from Time Travelling by Monyas

    Part 1: Lan Xichen, Lan Qiren, and Wei Wuxian (First Meeting)
    Part 2: Lan Xichen, Lan Wangji, and Wei Wuxian (Eavesdropping)
    Part 3: Lan Wangji, Lan Qiren, Lan Xichen, and Wei Wuxian (Explaining)
    Part 4: Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian (Golden Core Reveal)
    Part 5: Outsiders (Looking In)

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    A very old soul finds herself in an unfamiliar world where she has no idea what’s going on but damn it could these people please stop trying to exorcize her?

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  5. 34

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    Wei Ying bribes his brother into confessing to Lan Zhan for him…only Lan Zhan thinks it is Jiang Cheng who is confessing…chaos ensues!

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  6. 15

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    Jon Kent gets a text from his boyfriend and thinks he knows what Damian wants

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  7. 92

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    The Justice League decides to end a long, tiring week with a few drinking games and a round (or three) of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

    OG League - Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Green Lanter, Martian Manhunter, Batman and the Flash ft. Dinah Lance/Black Canary and Shazam

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  8. 24

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    A collection of short, very short, moments involving Touya Kinomoto and his two boyfriends, Yukito Tsukishiro and Yue. Some may be fluffy, others may be funny, and some may be dumb parodies of memes, but regardless there will be a lot of Yue. Yue is our favorite so...this is mostly for him. Self indulgence basically. The only chapters with an overarching story are the ones called "Uncontrollable Magic."

     

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    2012/Rise Crossover! :D

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    Our favourite angel and demon are trying to get a well deserved break after helping save the world.
    The universe doesn't seem to agree.

    Thanks to TheGoldenLoop and megzseattle for giving me the idea of a serie's title !!❤

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  12. 34

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    Oikawa seemed terrified.

    “Is it really necessary?” he whined with a childish pout.

    The other scoffed.

    “You met my former team,” he objected, “Both of them.”

    “It’s just-” his boyfriend tried to argue.

    “There’s a good reason why you don’t want me to meet them?” Aomine interrupted him, darkening in confusion.

    “No, but, but-”

    “But what?” Aomine insisted, impatient.

    “You don’t know them, Dai-chan!” Oikawa groaned loudly, sounding like a petulant child. His boyfriend had to bite back a smirk.

    “Yeah, that’s pretty much the point, Shittykawa.”

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  13. 52

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    Xavier and Wednesday begin to slowly step closer to each other in friendship and a little bit of feelings throughout their conversations in text, as well as being dragged into a whole group chat full of fun loveable character crack–

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    Pacify:
    1. To allay the anger or agitation of
    2. To reduce to a submissive state

    He would do his duty. He would save Draco, if he could. He would protect the students, if and when the school fell to the Deatheaters. And Potter. As far as he was concerned, Potter could have whatever he wanted, now. What was the point of trying to tell him no if he was going to be sacrificed on the pyre of the greater good? If Potter wanted to learn, Severus would be his teacher. If he wanted a master, then Severus would make him submit. And if he wanted a lover... well. Severus would love him. And that was it. Anything else was a waste of time. And there was so little of that.

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    A complete reimagining of books six and seven (plus), running parallel to canon. And then a SHARP DIVERSION FROM CANON.

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    From a reader: "Basically, Pacify is like, you know how in canon both Harry and Severus are pushed and pushed and pushed by external forces/emotional manipulation until they are backed into a corner? Pacify is...what if they were backed into the same corner?"

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  15. 45

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    Sherlock wants to understand John's many facial expressions, but when he attempts to observe his companion while he is sleeping things quickly take an unexpected turn.

    “Nice and tired now, are we?” John growls dark and voracious into the juncture of that long, pale neck and shoulder. Sherlock’s muscles try to tense but can only manage a quiver before they fall back into unworkability. All the hairs on his body stand at alert and his heart jackrabbits into high gear, though it seems to do nothing to fuel his muscles to actually move. He just lies there in John’s clutch, panting, his eyes skittering along the headboard he is forced to look at from the way his head is being held, desperately seeking some insight that will help him get out of this situation.

    Inspired by a post on Tumblr by melancholyskysherlockstuff
    And a request from Sherlock-and-John-Getting-it-on
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    “I am not a ‘kid’,” the boy spits, drawing himself up to his full height of whatever feet and nothing inches. “The name given to me is Xiao, though some mortals know me better as the Conqueror of Demons—” he throws his head back defiantly, which is adorable, “—I am a yaksha in the eternal service of the people of Liyue, favoured by Rex Lapis, not some glorified troubadour.”

    Verr blinks.

    “Wow you’re... you’re an insane person, aren’t you?” She says.

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    Verr Goldet has run the Wangshu Inn alongside her husband for almost a decade. Their oldest patron insists he was there first.

    Or, the building of a sanctuary. Told in olive branches refused, taken, and freely given.

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  17. 38

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    “I’m going to end that Chinken-asses life see how he feels about taking my shit.” Sakura says with the promise of death in her eyes.

    “Are you going to take these from me forehead?” Ino says holding the clothes in her hand.

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  18. 35

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    Deku and Ochako have been acting strange since they came back from a mission a few days ago. Hagakure tries to find out why.

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  19. 81

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    You realize that you have fallen head over heels for a certain purple turtle. As a new, unpredictable villain shows her face and begins to terrorize you and the turtles, choices have to be made and mistakes can be devastating. Confronting your feelings means putting yourself in danger, but to you, it's worth it. You can take these thorns.

    My first ever story. The reader can insert themselves as the main character, or you can insert your own character instead (intended to be female, but I try to keep it gender-neutral when I can). I use blank spaces instead of Y/N. Finally completed, thank you for reading ♡

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    (Title is still a work in progress. Suggestions welcome.)

    Midoriya Izuku makes his debut on the national stage not as a competitor at the Sports Festival, but rather as a lost spectator turned announcer alongside his heroes Eraserhead and Present Mic.

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