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    They Were Roommates Human AU Trope set during Lockdown 2020:

    Crowley got kicked out by an ex a few months ago and has couch surfed his last wave of his few friends' benevolence. He finds a listing for a bedsit in Soho and goes to check out the place, and finds the fussy little angel of a landlord quite charming indeed. He moves in and they quickly become friends, but both desire more and pining ensues. The real issues begin when Crowley loses his main job during major cutbacks because of the pandemic, and has to rely on his side hustle of online sex work to pay the rent, and Zira finds out.

    What will happen? Will the two part ways? Will Zira ask Crowley to leave when he finds out his "dirty little secret"?

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    2/?
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    Wade pulls a T-Pain and falls in love with a... well, a stripper for the digital age.

    Peter is literally perfect (which stands for: Poly, Erogenously versatile, Ragingly bisexual, Fuckable, Endlessly creative, Commendably empathethicc™ and Totally the smartest person Wade knows) except for one thing. He doesn't live in Toronto and Wade does and this worldwide little c-word crisis means they're probably not going to get to bump nasties in person until 2025.

    Luckily, Wade can make do with sending Peter dildo-filled care packages and recieving dildo filled-videos in return for at least a little while.

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    1/13
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    6
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    the rivera siblings have always looked out for each other, especially after the unfortunate death of their parents.
    they promised to be their for each other, to protect and care for each other.

    for their sister most of all.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Clint snickers. ‘Dude, JARVIS has the fattest crush on you.’
    Bruce stares back at him blankly, mouth full of donut. ‘Mwhut?’
    ‘Looks are subjective. I of course am above such things.’
    ‘Deny it all you want, you're whipped. I get it, he’s got that bedroom hair and puppy dog eyes thing going on.’
    Bruce wants to protest at that, and chews furiously.
    JARVIS sounds as if he's smiling. ‘Well, I do like a man in a lab coat.’
    Bruce chokes.

    When Bruce moves in at Stark Tower, he never expected to feel so at home... or to develop a crush on Tony's soft-spoken AI butler program.
    It turns out that romance is a little different when your boyfriend is an AI, but JARVIS is open-minded. And Bruce is very, very good at experimenting...

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    11/?
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    Just a multi-chapter work about Doctor Robotnik's erotic adventures in the VR lab - complete with headset, various attachments, nitrile gloves, and cleaning solution.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
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    35
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    The rise of quirks led to a global population collapse. This is BNHA set in a dystopian omegaverse.
    (Bakudeku endgame)

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
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    886
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    Yoongi only wanted to surprise Master.

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    1/1
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    Christine Robins is a perfectly normal History major, thank you very much. Sure, she may have these weird dreams sometimes, but otherwise she's perfectly normal, just like her mother raised her.

    Amanda Moon is the recently-crowned Steward of Lusst'ghaa, right-hand woman of lauv'abrarc, and she has need of yet another Seeing One for ambiguously-malevolent purposes. Fortunately, in the person of Ms. Robins, she has one.

    She didn't anticipate that a Seeing born with a strong connection to Lusst'ghaa could be so emotionally and sexually repressed that she would subconsciously block off her connection to the Lustful God's realm, but such things are easily remedied with time, attention, and obscene amounts of impossibly kinky sex.

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    MK and Red Son are both awkward dorks who are still attracted to each other.

    Or, known as it's December of 2020 and I no longer care about shame.

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    Chapters:
    43/?
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    On his birthday, Sergei gives Nicholai his pet to use as a gift.

    Nicholai isn't happy about it.

    [tags/warnings being added at the beginning of every chap]

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    It's Ten's birthday, and Kun has a surprise for him.

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    Hana Song never thought she would use her Meka for… that kind of entertainment. Sure, she was always ready to spend an entire night with old-school video games inside her mech — the seat was just that comfortable — but the Meka was also her place of work. Her second home in a sense, an extension of her body. Which was exactly what even brought her into this predicament.

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    Javic should have known better - a day off from Torchwood never really meant "a day off," but Ianto shows him just how well he can multi-task.

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    Always make sure to test your redstone machines. Even when those machines have dildos attached to them.

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    Faust encounters a fine metal replica of himself, carefully crafted in full detail by Heathcliff's loving hands.

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    Steve punishes Tony for being bad. As Steve punishes him, Tony tries to remember what went wrong. This is non-con smut please know that before reading this.

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    Robyn is a journalist who starts covering a serial killer in the city, Tom. He takes an interest in the pretty journalist and starts paying attention to her. But she quickly learns it’s not a good thing to have a serial killer become obsessed with you…

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    37
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    You, a young woman, wake up in a strange man's arms with no memory of who you used to be. Soon, you will learn of your dark fate—confined to and sheltered by a medical facility run for perverted purposes. But is there more to it than there seems?

    (See beginning notes for full info.)

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    Chapters:
    68/?
    Collections:
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    1828
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    252
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    When Gordon arrives on Xen there's no one around except for Benrey. Gordon thinks he's going to fight the final boss, Benrey just wants to pal around with his best bud, and the HEV suit takes it in a direction neither were expecting.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    88
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    800
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    After coming home to torn curtains, a shredded couch, and claw marks all over his furniture, Lan Xichen takes it upon himself to train his kitten hybrid to use a fucking machine during his absence.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1841

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