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    Izzy has a fucking routine. He goes to the park on his lunchbreak and feeds the birds and just fucking relaxes ... That is until a busker takes up shop on the sidewalk near his favorite bench.

    For Day One - #AsACrew Prompt - Birds

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    Izzy Hands is a hit man. A lone wolf after the disappearance of his partner a year ago. Taking job after job to survive despite not even knowing if any of it matters anymore.

    One night, a thief crosses paths with him on a mission. Purely a coincidence right?

    Right?

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    Sometimes, your big tiddie goth boyfriend wants you to do bondage play with him, and you're just not sure about it. Izzy finally talks Frenchie into bondage play, and Frenchie figures out that he's almost as into being a dom as Izzy is into being a sub.

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    Izzy Hands is only playing the role of an ambassador. His true job will occur in the dead of night while everyone focuses on the celebration and pageantry. Rather than disappearing into the crowd though, Izzy finds himself pulled to the center of attention by none other than the king.

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    Izzy’s world shattered when Edward chose Bonnet over him. To add salt into wounds, Ed left his big successful architecture firm ‘Blackbeard Studio’ to play with Bonnet, forcing Izzy to keep the gears running on his own. Izzy is on the verge of breakdown when he meets a charming street musician that shows him that maybe there’s more to life than his dedication to a man who doesn’t appreciate him.

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    reposting my series as a chaptered work!

    Izzy comes around to the idea that there's more to life than fire and death. The domestification of Izzy hands, starring Frenchie.

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    When Izzy got his captain back, he truly thought things would go back to normal. Instead, he found himself obeying orders to take on more and more violent crew members. The men that the Kraken’s reputation had drawn to their crew were men who fought for the enjoyment of the kill, not as a means to fame and fortune.

    And now, Izzy was in a hell of his own making.

    These new men were nearly unmanageable. Their need for violence unquenchable. Now, Izzy was forced to protect his captain, and the four idiots who were possibly still in Edward's corner, from both the Kraken and his deadly crew. All while attempting to ignore the sudden case of FEELINGS that he seemed to be developing most unexpectedly.

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    It’s a long time since Edward’s been soft with him. The irony, of course, is that Izzy no longer wants him to be.

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    Frenchie works as a barista at Stede Bonnet's coffee shop. He's not entirely sure the place isn't being used as a money-laundering scheme, especially when one Edward "Blackbeard" Teach shows up and steals his boss away from anything resembling work.

    He can't find it in himself to complain, though, not when Edward has an incredibly angry shadow in the form of Izzy Hands.

    A series of shots throughout six months in a rather plush cafe, and the apartment that sits just above it. Featuring an angry man who only has patience for the way Frenchie makes his coffee and a beyond-besotted barista that doesn't know when to shut up.

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    4/6
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    Something is clearly off about Izzy, but when Frenchie sees him petting a cat, it finally clicks. Izzy is a fucking witch! In order to protect the crew, Frenchie makes the next obvious step in logic: he has to kill him.

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    10/10
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    Frenchie is New In Town. He's got some new friends and housemates, a rockin' roommate, and a great view of the sea. All he needs now is a steady job.
    He ends up with a lot more than he bargained for when he goes for an interview and picks up a selkie's coat on accident.

    He knows how to avoid witches--he doesn't, actually, Buttons is right there--but he never thought magic seal people would be a problem.

    *Updates on Fridays usually*

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    Frenchie's gone.

    It shouldn't matter. Izzy doesn't care. He doesn't. But if that's true, then why is he scouring the last city he saw the fae in with the hopes of seeing him again?

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    Izzy knows the idiotic danger that is trusting others with his heart and he has the scars to prove it. He's careful now, so closed off and tightly laced that nothing can get through his facade. But something about Frenchie, ridiculous, charming, kind, and everything Izzy's never experienced stirs something under the layers of scar tissue around his heart.

    Alexa, play "When He Sees Me" from Waitress the Musical

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    11/?
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    On the Queen Anne, Frenchie can't sleep.

    Desperate to just get whatever he can away from Blackbeard's crew, he knocks on Izzy's door and invites himself in.

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    Frenchie falls, Izzy saves him. Then Stede suggests Frenchie take a bath.

    ... I wrote the porn I wanted to read.

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    Edward, Stede thinks, examining the man laying on the bed. He looks for all the world like a fearsome outlaw, which makes the failed robbery all the more confusing to Stede, but there’s a vulnerability in his sleeping face that tugs on his heartstrings. Stede’s always been a bit of a sucker for a stray. He attributes it to being a bit of a stray himself.

    Edward looks tired. Really tired, more than just the wound would justify.

    Perhaps he can get some rest here. Perhaps Stede can help with that, at least.

     

    In which notorious outlaw Edward Teach and his band of miscreants are taken in by kindly ranch owner Stede Bonnet and his misfit crew of semi-reformed criminals.

    AKA the cowboy au no one asked for but I desperately want. Yeehaw.

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    Izzy hates the sitting and waiting around. Lucky for him, this is the last time before Frenchie is home for good.

    Or Izzy finds retirement isn't so bad after all.

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    After the events of season one, Edward Teach is an absolute wreck.

    But Izzy Hands has this under control.

    And Stede Bonnet will do anything to heal his broken-hearted lover.

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    Izzy Hands has a competence kink, which means he should be more than safe from Stede Bonnet's crew of inept misfits. Right? Right??

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    Frenchie shoved the instrument in his hands.
    What the fuck was Izzy doing?
    “Put your index finger on the second string,” Frenchie told him.
    Putting his index finger on the second string, apparently.

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    178
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    21
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    1106

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