12 Works in Fred Armisen

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    A stupid joke to get you the job has left you in a predicament involving accents and secrecy.

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    "What do you mean, there's another bloody sleuth in town?" cried Thomas, startling the cat which had been snoozing on his lap and getting a rather painful puncturing with the rear claws. His chair swayed dangerously backwards as he fought to regain his balance, scrabbling for purchase on the paper-swamped edge of his desk. Mrs. Emma Thompson, librarian, regarded him with an air of phlegmatic acceptance.
    "Just that, my dear," she said patiently. "Her name is--"
    "Her??"
    "Yes, her, this would go ever so much faster if you wouldn't interrupt so, her name is Miss Swift, and she's from America."

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    "Stefon was just one of those people you meet sometimes that have something special about them. Something that makes you want to spend time with them just to watch them be. Seth didn’t understand what was going on in Stefon’s mind, but he was more than happy to be surprised again and again by his deadpan wit and his unexpected kindness."

    Or, how Seth discovers that his feelings for Stefon might not be entirely platonic after all.

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    A divorce and a broken engagement bring two long time friends closer together. But it's only a matter of time before years of pent up affections and secrets begin to overflow.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Marnie Walker is in her second season as a featured player on Saturday Night Live and has seen her fair share of celebrities roll through. But nothing can prepare her for the 6 days she has to spend with her ultimate celebrity crush when he comes back to studio 8H to host for a second time. Will she be able to bury her feelings and put on her best show yet? Probably not. In fact, she's pretty sure she's going to make a complete fool of herself.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    While up all night writing with his coworkers, Andy can't help but speculate about how far Seth and Stefon have actually gotten.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1949
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    OFC is a new cast member on SNL and is overwhelmed with Bill Hader returning to host. Does what it says on the tin.

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    1/1
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    3
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    223
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    "Tell me about yourself, Bill Hader," Seth laughs. "If that even is your real name."

    "Right, where do you want me to start?" Bill presses his lips together tightly, choosing to ignore Seth's poorly timed joke. Seth's eyes are nearly as bright as the lights that are bound to go out around the city any moment now. He shrugs.

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    16
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    After all these years, Conan O'Brien is still bitter over losing The Tonight Show to Jimmy Fallon, and he'll do anything to get it back. A tale of revenge, greed, and murder

    Okay so I wrote this in 8th grade and it could definitely use some revising but I'm still fond of the story and I finally finished transcribing it from my journal so I was dying to post it here. I'll revise eventually.

    Also just to be clear, this is supposed to be satire. Or a parody of House of Cards. It's whatever you want it to be, I guess. It's supposed to be funny whatever it is. I don't actually believe that Conan is a murderer or any of that.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    It’s like a sucker-punch to the chest when it happens and it’s the weirdest thing because he never saw it coming at all…

    Language:
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    1/1
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    24
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    372
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    Seth deals with his relationship problems in unhealthy ways.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2530
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    Prompt: Jimmy/Seth high school AU, where Jimmy is a flamboyant cheerleader captain and Seth is a dorky, quiet band geek who has a crush on Jimmy. Seth wants to invite him to the prom, but they are just friends

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    466

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