14 Works in Frau Schneider

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    Flake spends years fantasizing over a strange woman in town, but now he took his chance and has to deal with the consequences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1360
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    Christoph isn't allowed to tell Lexi what the Mein Teil video entailed him doing, but nobody said he couldn't show her. Paul of course has a suggestion, because what else are best friends for?

    Title Translation - The best kind of surprise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    105
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    Richard is in love with a woman he can never have. One evening, he has her, and finds that he still is not the one who “has” anything.

    Songfic, based on “So Happy I Could Die” by Lady Gaga.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,886
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    Frau Schneider keeps to herself, unusually so. Her weekly life consists only of work, and staying at home. Unbeknownst to the people around her, Schneider goes home every day to five loyal dogs. Dogs who are unaware of their state of captivity. Dogs who are not truly dogs, but men with their humanity deteriorated to that of beasts. But they are more than happy to be cared for by their neurotic, loving master.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,248
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    429
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    11539
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    Schneider has come out to her friends and bandmates, but now the difficulty of gender presentation has presented itself as an issue. Sometimes it feels easier to take the path of least resistance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229
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    Since the filming of Mein Teil, Schneider had felt different. Every member noticed it but didn't dare to talk to the drummer, until Richard found the courage to do it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    Richard - a famous detective in all around Germany - and his companion, Paul - a doctor and the detective’s lover - have finally a new case to solve when a woman has been found dead in mysterious circumstances.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    182
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    Frau Schneider's brother and his wife just died - leaving Frau Schneider's niece alone in the world, in a home much too big for her. Frau Schneider decides to let the young woman stay with her for a week.

    Inspired by the story Mein Tier by the author Arrestzelle.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,447
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1544
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    richard and frau do a scene...aka i wanted an excuse to write all the things i want frau schneider to do to me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    504
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    Frau Schneider comes out of her shell, but only for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    842
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    An alcohol-infused fantasy turns into something so much more...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    497
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    Post concert, Paul submerges himself in an indulgent fantasy with Schneider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    897
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    Paul can’t remember when seeing Schneider’s claim on his skin became such an essential part of his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    949
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    Paul Landers goes on a date with a crazy bitch. Hold on, honey. I'm going to make you scream. [Paul Landers x Frau Schneider. More warnings inside.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1105

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