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    Arnold Rimmer gets invited to a gay bar. How does he react? In some of the worst ways one possibly could.

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    22/?
    Comments:
    32
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    41
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    3
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    Intro
    Kochanski, Teresa
    Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
    Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
    Relation: Sister

    Little Kochanski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her with just enough time to get inside the shuttle, and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let loose on the ship again. 3 years after that, Holly suddenly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.
    Imagine being stuck 3 million and 3 years in the future with a half senile, geriatric, computer, a mutant feline, a cluster of light that was once a human being, and your sister's ex boyfriend. For Teresa, that nightmare has just become a reality. Oh yeah, and just before the leak, she snogged one of them and will have to live with that fact of life for the rest of hers.

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    English
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    65,311
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    474
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    It's Bridgerton on Red Dwarf!

    Everyone is looking for love, and a mysterious unknown gossip columnist dictates crew members' desirability. Rimmer has just besmirched his reputation with a certain soup incident. Kochanski has just broken up with Lister. And a tall, dark, and mysterious Todhunter has just arrived onboard. How ever will they all find what they seek in this fickle social scene?

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    9,650
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
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    47
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    For Lister, it's just an ordinary day. For Rimmer, it's the end of everything ... over and over and over again.

    Language:
    English
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    30,812
    Chapters:
    9/11
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,289
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    What if Lister asked for Rimmer’s help in hiding Frankenstein? And what if they pretended to be dating to cover it up?

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,650
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    Lister never knew how dark Rimmer's past was, until he had to save him from it.

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    3,805
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    397
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    Arnold Rimmer loved to talk.

    Every now and again, though, it’s nice to have a bit of silence.

    And that entails finding a way to shut him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    392
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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    English
    Words:
    58,138
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,171
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    Rimmer was having a bad few days.

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    623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    There's an alternate reality for nearly every possibility, even an unquarantined animal aboard ship getting pinned on Rimmer... Featuring Series One Kochanski!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    102
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    3,845
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    1
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    167
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    Lister explains to Rimmer why he can't walk straight.

    ~

    Rimmer wrenches his hand away. "'Join in?' It's disgusting! It's perverted! It makes a mockery of the chain of command!"
    "- Yeh," Lister leans towards him, and takes his hands again. "And doesn't that just drive you mad?"
    "Well, yes." Rimmer fumbles for his report book. "Yes, that's why I'm-"
    "What are you gonna write, Rimmer? 'My roommate's bonking one of the senior members of staff, and I'm jealous'?"

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    403
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    ((RE-UPLOADED))

    The JMC mining ship Red Dwarf is docked around Mimas and has just taken on some new recruits. One of them, in particular, has caught the attention of the ship's First Officer.

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    English
    Words:
    3,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Lister, slightly drunk and tired of his bunkmate's constant misery, bets that he can make Rimmer laugh by the end of the week. Rimmer decides to humour him.

    (pre-series)

    Language:
    English
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    2,490
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    561
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    Dave Lister, who's had what you could call pretty smeggy 23 years, is currently trying to make it work in London by doing bare minimum. Rimmer is a neurotic, hard-working retail employee who wishes they never had the misfortune to hire Dave Lister. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,093
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    789
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    Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,114
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,712
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    Pure shameless smut. Four unconnected stories of 'the Boys From the Dwarf' having some self-satisfaction with dildos. Each chapter focuses on a different member masturbating.

    Chapter one: While Lister's out drinking with his mates, Rimmer tries to de-stress by indulging in one of his most secret pleasures.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    632
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    Rimmer is back one last time to see his favourite Mimas prostitute. But this time, he's in for a surprise...

    Written for the Red Dwarf Remix Fest 2020 - remix of SugarCrystal's "Never Enough" :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
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    Just two vampires ruining their breakfast.

    This was written for the Red Dwarf fic remix fest 2020 and this is a remix of Janamelie and LordValeryMimes' wonderful epic : Blood of The Smegged.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,462
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    238
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    Rimmer's distribution of Lister's erotic self-insert fic to everyone on the ship has consequences. Just not the ones he hoped for.

    This is a remix of Softlightpen's "Just The Smut", written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest 2020.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    283

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