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Arnold Rimmer gets invited to a gay bar. How does he react? In some of the worst ways one possibly could.
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Kochanski, Teresa
Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
Relation: SisterLittle Kochanski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her with just enough time to get inside the shuttle, and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let loose on the ship again. 3 years after that, Holly suddenly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.
Imagine being stuck 3 million and 3 years in the future with a half senile, geriatric, computer, a mutant feline, a cluster of light that was once a human being, and your sister's ex boyfriend. For Teresa, that nightmare has just become a reality. Oh yeah, and just before the leak, she snogged one of them and will have to live with that fact of life for the rest of hers. -
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It's Bridgerton on Red Dwarf!
Everyone is looking for love, and a mysterious unknown gossip columnist dictates crew members' desirability. Rimmer has just besmirched his reputation with a certain soup incident. Kochanski has just broken up with Lister. And a tall, dark, and mysterious Todhunter has just arrived onboard. How ever will they all find what they seek in this fickle social scene?
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For Lister, it's just an ordinary day. For Rimmer, it's the end of everything ... over and over and over again.
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What if Lister asked for Rimmer’s help in hiding Frankenstein? And what if they pretended to be dating to cover it up?
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Lister never knew how dark Rimmer's past was, until he had to save him from it.
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Arnold Rimmer loved to talk.
Every now and again, though, it’s nice to have a bit of silence.
And that entails finding a way to shut him up.
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What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.
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Rimmer was having a bad few days.
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- English
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- 623
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 173
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There's an alternate reality for nearly every possibility, even an unquarantined animal aboard ship getting pinned on Rimmer... Featuring Series One Kochanski!
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Lister explains to Rimmer why he can't walk straight.
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Rimmer wrenches his hand away. "'Join in?' It's disgusting! It's perverted! It makes a mockery of the chain of command!"
"- Yeh," Lister leans towards him, and takes his hands again. "And doesn't that just drive you mad?"
"Well, yes." Rimmer fumbles for his report book. "Yes, that's why I'm-"
"What are you gonna write, Rimmer? 'My roommate's bonking one of the senior members of staff, and I'm jealous'?"Series
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((RE-UPLOADED))
The JMC mining ship Red Dwarf is docked around Mimas and has just taken on some new recruits. One of them, in particular, has caught the attention of the ship's First Officer.
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Lister, slightly drunk and tired of his bunkmate's constant misery, bets that he can make Rimmer laugh by the end of the week. Rimmer decides to humour him.
(pre-series)
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Dave Lister, who's had what you could call pretty smeggy 23 years, is currently trying to make it work in London by doing bare minimum. Rimmer is a neurotic, hard-working retail employee who wishes they never had the misfortune to hire Dave Lister.
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Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.
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Pure shameless smut. Four unconnected stories of 'the Boys From the Dwarf' having some self-satisfaction with dildos. Each chapter focuses on a different member masturbating.
Chapter one: While Lister's out drinking with his mates, Rimmer tries to de-stress by indulging in one of his most secret pleasures.
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Rimmer is back one last time to see his favourite Mimas prostitute. But this time, he's in for a surprise...
Written for the Red Dwarf Remix Fest 2020 - remix of SugarCrystal's "Never Enough" :)
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In bed with Vampires by Softlightpen for Janamelie, LordValeryMimes
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
05 Dec 2020
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Just two vampires ruining their breakfast.
This was written for the Red Dwarf fic remix fest 2020 and this is a remix of Janamelie and LordValeryMimes' wonderful epic : Blood of The Smegged.
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Rimmer's distribution of Lister's erotic self-insert fic to everyone on the ship has consequences. Just not the ones he hoped for.
This is a remix of Softlightpen's "Just The Smut", written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest 2020.