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    "... The Babel fish doesn't teach you another language or culture, it just gives it to you in your native language and recontextualises things into your cultural framework. I've never used masculine language for Zaphod when speaking naturally, it's just convenient for the Fish to use language that you'd understand."

    Trillian and Ford discuss gender and language on the Heart of Gold.

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    Ford Prefect has been trapped on Earth for over a decade and it's taking its toll. He also doesn't understand this whole gender thing that the English have going on.

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    Arthur Dent is still trying to grasp onto the fact that his planet has been demolished to make way for a new interstellar bypass. Ford Prefect is still trying to grasp onto the fact that Arthur can't let go.

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    Arthur sasses Ford more thoroughly in two ways.

    (As a reminder: sass — be aware of, meet, know, have sex with. Today we are concerned with the first and the third, though not in that order.)

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    In a pub somewhere near London Soho, an improbable (though not impossible) scenario played out that wouldn't have been out of place in a corny joke.

    The joke starts like this: a demon and an alien walk into a bar.

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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting, and their adventures from there on out. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

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    Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. In the sub-levels of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur discovers a logically impossible blue box.

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    Ford's drinking problem is getting increasingly out of hand. Arthur tries to hold an intervention for him. Ford reacts, and Arthur reacts to Ford's reaction.

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    A one-shot cross-over of Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (general enough to fit in any of the canons). I cannot provide a better summary without including spoilers. It is just a fun little read, like a naughty limerick minus the naughty that is scratched into the bathroom stall, stage right.

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    Совсем немного про Зигги Стардаста.

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    Putting a pair of sexy panties in with clothes to give to your travel partner is totally a joke, at least as far as Ford is concerned. No sublimation involved, honest.

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    Arthur Dent has settled on Betelgeuse and decided to start his life over when he meets the beautiful and seductive Anastasia Steele. Their relationship may end the universe as we know it.

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    Это вечер воссоединения бетельгезийских ребят, и землянин уже давно лежит под барной стойкой.

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    Arthur tries his best to take care of Ford after a long night spent partying. I imagine that this takes place before the events of the first radio drama, when Arthur and Ford are in that stage of a queer friendship where everything is a little gay, but they're not fully aware of it yet. I started writing this to explore Ford’s sense of isolation on Earth, but I think I just ended up psychoanalyzing myself, so this story feels a bit heavier than I was anticipating. Side-note: Arthur is a trans man, and I’m experimenting with they/them pronouns for Ford!

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    История о том, как Форд уговорил Артура отправиться в бордель на Эротиконе Шесть, а Дирк и Тодд нашли полотенце с завернутым в него странным браслетом.

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    Форд отчаянно хочет свалить с Земли. В своих мрачных думах он встречает студента по фамилии Джентли.

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    Ford and Zaphod steal Disaster Area’s stunt ship, with one small difference— Marvin doesn’t go with them.

    “No, someone’ll have to stay behind and operate it manually. Whoever it was would—“ Ford stuttered, something he didn’t normally do, trying to find the softest way to tell the lot of them that one would die. Trillian did it for him.
    “Wouldn’t, uh... escape.”

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    有人在极其拙劣地模仿幽默,真希望那不是我。

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    Arthur is sure that they haven't really been a week on this world . . .

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    “‘Men don’t dance ford, maybe- you know, your types do, but most men don’t dance.’”
    Ford didn’t think this was right, but he admittedly didn’t know enough about earth to dispute it.”

    aka. Ford drags arthur to a gay bar and arthur has a crisis

    aka. does a gay little dance and pisses you off

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