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    Six months after the events of Mostly Harmless, which ended with a dolphin-jump to Milliways, newlyweds Arthur and Fenchurch are visited by Zaphod with horrible news. Arthur reflects upon his relationship with Ford throughout the books.

    Written as a fix-it, because I can't bear my lovely boys to fall out!

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    Oh nooo Ford got hurt and now Arthur has to undress him and patch him up. whatever will he dooo

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    The telepad started whirring and clanking with a racket Arthur had not heard it make before. The knot of worry in his stomach collapsed violently into a black hole of panic.

    Ford and Fenchurch have a teleporter mishap, and Arthur isn't quite sure how to cope with the results.

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    The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: “Avoid if at all possible.”

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    Ford has an issue and the only one there to help is Arthur

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    The gun didn't hit the man on the stairs, not in this timeline. Ford didn't even have time to think.
    One moment he was leaping downstairs, foot into Arthur's back, the next moment the part of his torso that got hit instead must have disintegrated.

    The end of Mostly Harmless takes a twist in probability, and Ford reflects on maybe turning in his towel.

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    Hours before the destruction of Earth, Ford thinks about the only thing that he’d miss about the planet: Arthur Dent.

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    Something appeared to fall out of thin air directly in front of her, and she jumped back screaming. The thing- person- shot up like a rocket, screaming in kind. “You! Who are you!”

     

    The girl looked tired, she looked angry, and she looked like she was drawing back with a sharp rock.

    Quinn C. Dent is, so far as she knows, a perfectly normal teenage girl. Her family life's a bit chaotic, but otherwise she's no different than any average person on Earth. Things are about to take a very odd turn for her.

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    Just an excuse for puns

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    A series of events in which Ford rams himself through a building, attacks an alien, evades the law, meets kim kardashian, comforts a crying man, and waits in a cubicle.

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    Trillian leads the crew of the Heart of Gold in a drinking game/dirty joke competition.

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    "Pardon me," Arthur fussed, "are you trying to tell me you're a space alien?"
    "You've just told me that you're a ghost."
    Arthur Dent has hit a rough patch in his life, seeing as it rather unexpectedly ended. Now, not only does he have to cope with haunting his own home, but he also has to deal with the unearthly new tenant.

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    6/?
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    15
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Arthur Dent went to a party where he completely blew it with a girl. Rather than leaving the party to go home and sulk, he stays and gets picked up by a strange man dressed as a pirate.

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    Everything in him, every instinct from years of space-travel was screaming at him to run, run, hide. Nevertheless, he looked deep into the man’s eyes and could only say, “Sounds good to me.”

    In which an alien meets a vampire and things get off on the wrong foot.

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    Ford jumped up, at the same time digging in his satchel for his Electronic Thumb. He had one shot- 10 years, and this was his first and only chance so far to get off this planet.

    Ford gets an early lift off the planet- only, it doesn't go according to plan.

    (now with a fancy bonus chapter!)

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    “Sometimes I ask myself why I ever got involved with you."

    Arthur has a tone problem. Ford is appalled. Nevertheless, all they have is each other. Would they really want it any other way?

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    After the events of the fifth (and last) book, Aarthur finds himself in a weird place and starts thinking about his life when the Guide decides to help him see things that might have been...

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    you guys, in the discord server…. You brought this upon yourselves.

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    Ford gets Arthur some tea when he’s sick.

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    He could always find alternative means of escape. Why not join the Space Corps? Find an Earthbound ship, take off the minute he can go planetside back home. Prefect, Ford: AWOL.

    Ford Prefect is stranded and homesick half a system away from Liverpool. His clever plan to get home quick- join a mining crew to get a free ride home and ditch- hits a snag. A three million year snag, in fact.

    (AKA: Red Dwarf fusion au. Will probably be funnier if you're familiar, but you don't necessarily HAVE to be to read.)

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    2
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    2
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