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    "Ford, help!"
    Ford began to reach out but then hesitated. For a brief moment relief washed over him as he realized this might be an answer. But the anger faded and he realized what he was contemplating, but it was too late. When he reached over it was nothing but air. Dread filled him as he saw Stan fall before a monster zoomed past, slowing Stanley's fall, but ripping his arm off for a snack.
     

    Ford does his best to help Stanley not die but his pride still keeps him from giving Stan the forgiveness and acceptance he wants.

    But Stan doesn't want it anymore. Stan is so broken...so tired...so angry...he's very heartbroken. Such heartache attracts Aphrodite and Stan makes a deal. He'll literally give Aphrodite that powerful devotion of love he had for his brother in exchange for his arm back. Facing Ford and helping him stop Bill is easier if he has two arms and no heart.

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    Stan Pines would have loved to say it was not a shock to see a child step from the portal. But saying something doesn't make it any more true.

    The life of Stanford Pines goes on for fifty years longer than it should have.

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    Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
    --
    "But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."

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    An in-between for Freeze Frame and the next fic, Time in a Bottle

    Tommy finds an old underwear magazine. Both he and Stan recognize a familiar face.

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    Stan Pines arrived in Roadkill County less than seventy-two hours ago but he's already 100% convinced that it's the single craziest place on the face of the earth. In three days' time, he has:

    1. Reunited with his twin brother after over a decade of seperation.
    2. Activated an inter-dimensional portal and caused a hiccup in the local gravity.
    3. Been branded with a sigil and subsequently turned into a gargoyle.
    4. Rekindled his relationship with his estranged wife.
    5. Found out he has a three-year-old son.
    6. Been mistaken for a comic book hero.
    7. Oh, and let's not forget:
    8. Met a triangle-demon -- named Bill -- that's been harassing his family.

    Stan isn't sure what the rest of his stay in Ford's woodland cabin will have in store for him, but he really hopes the opportunity to punch Bill Cipher's lights out is in there somewhere.

    A Monsterfalls AU story, of a sort.

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    Mabel loves her brother, even if he has a 7-year-gap in his memories and now lives at the Botanic Gardens Research Centre as the place's resident Botanist and CEO. But she also loves her life as Miss Mystery, the [confirmed] daughter of Madame Starlight and relative of The Mystery Men; Dr and Mr Mystery!
    However, alongside their great foe, OmniEye, there appears Nighshade, a mysterious person unknown of any information but the areas - and people - they've attacked. Trying to find out information on him is about as bad as trying to deal with the complicated relationship that is the Ice Maiden and Miss Mystery, along with Mabel Pines and Pacifica Northwest....

    Meanwhile, Dipper's a seemingly-oblivious and innocent 20-year-old just wanting to live in his Gardens in peace, despite the constant urgings from faithful friend, Tyrone and then the soft tones of the town's Lawyer Of Truth wishing for him to at least try and enjoy the City life or visit his family more...
    ...But that 7-year-gap is starting to return, and only one person can help in his efforts to Survive...

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    “Seriously? You want us to track down two old geezers? What did they do, make a noise complaint? Or did they drive too slowly?” Tony asked incredulously.

    In which Tony, Clint, and Steve are put together on a mission to collect Stanford and Stanley Pines because of possibly photoshopped photos of a corn chip with a bowtie.

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    Dipper has always been supported by his family, even if some of its members aren't the best of kin.
    But, then he finds a Library in the forest, where he meets a kind alpha-gentleman who, though slightly roguish, still is able to answer his questions and aid him with his magic.
    ...
    But, of course, Life and Fate never agree...

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    You don't always get the chance to fix your mistakes. Sometimes, you don't even realize you've made one until it's too late.

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    Dipper hears and sees things others can't. People says its Schizophrenia, but Mabel and Dipper know otherwise...
    ...
    ...Then they go to Gravity Falls.

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    In which Stanford has a request for Amnesiac Stan.

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    Stanford and Stanley share some long over-due conversation about all that Ford missed while aboard the Stan O War II.

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    Nothing in his life had been going according to plan lately. Ford really should have expected this conversation with Carla would follow that pattern.

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    ...is easily upset.

    Stanford Pines is living comfortably in Gravity Falls with his sister-in-law and nephew. A routine has been established, he's close to figuring out how to stabilize the portal, and he hasn't had a single Bill-induced nightmare in almost a year. He should have known it wouldn't last.

    Do yourself a favor and READ THE TAGS before you click. This fic is going to touch on some ugly stuff.

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    Stanford Pines' thin luck runs out when he stumbles into the Nightmare Realm - 10 years too early for his brother to save him. What sorts of things does Bill have in store for him now that he's recaptured his long sought-after prize? What use does Bill have for a hardened adventurer running on base instinct who no longer has patience for the demon's games?

    Loosely based on the Feral Ford AU by pinesinthewoods.

    ~~ On Extended Hiatus until further notice! ~~

    ((aesthetic // tumblr // tumblr fic tag // ff.net))

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    The two biggest dorks get sent on a mission to save Gravity Falls and prove themselves after Dipper and Grunkle Stan are kidnapped. Copious amounts of Mabel and Ford fluff within. Set before The Last Mabelcorn, after The Stanchurian Candidate.

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    Ford believes that the town - and more importantly, his brother - would be better off without him around. He just ruins everything. He's overwhelmed by all of his past mistakes. He can't bear the thought of being a burden any longer, so he runs off into the woods. Stan goes to find him, certain his brother was taken by something. When he finds Ford, Stan realises just how broken his brother really is.

    Based off the Guilty Ford AU by Skaleigha on Tumblr

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    Ford sits, elbows on his desk, staring in deep absorption at the two postcards resting side by side in front of him. Both have his address scrawled on one side. Both have various nicks and folds from being slid throughout drawers or just in between Ford’s own nervous hands. The card by his left arm reads, in bold, hasty script, “PLEASE COME!” The one on the right simply says, “This is goodbye, Stan.”

    Stanford Pines has a choice. Neither option guarantees the survival of the world, but at least one might save his brother.

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    Ford pense de plus à plus à Bill.

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    Stanley and Stanford find a map that leads them to treasure- but will they find what they expected inside? The answer is yes. And no. In an adventure that only my mind on drugs could dream up (uh, maybe Bill could have done this, too) full of emotional pain and brotherly bonding, Stan and Ford find the things they were looking for, and some things they certainly weren’t. (No ship or pairing is intended). Warning: Kind of dark, and deals with some issues of morality near the end.
    (Not sure if this really needs a tag for depictions of violence. I think it's not half as bad as some of the stuff we physically saw watching this series).

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