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    A fan fic constructed largely by cutting and pasting actual portions of the text. It might be crack, but - I maintain - The God Emperor of Dune is also crack.

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    The Yaksha is unsure of what to make of the situation. He wonders if he was in a dream of sorts. No normal creature that had a healthy sense of self-preservation would come close to him.

    Curious, he slowly outstretches his hand. The Sprite turns around in retreat.

    Xiao felt a sinking feeling deep inside. He looks away, pushing his disappointment to the farthest reaches of his mind. Indeed, no creature—

    His eyes widen when he sees a whole Lotus Flower Crisp sitting atop of his hand. His view of the treat is obscured by the Sprite hovering right in front of his face. Its eyes were turned into upward crescents, a look of happiness.

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    OR, Xiao spends his day a little differently; Venti sightsees in an unconventional manner
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    Originally meant to be Omake 3 in Ch4 of "Ruin Guards are so Hard to Photograph!"
    BUT, it can be read as a stand alone with Rightly Placed Assumptions (tm) from the following ideas: 1) Xiao doesn't know Rex Lapis is alive yet, 2) Venti visited Zhongli first before Xiao, and 3) Venti came to give Xiao his meds upon Zhongli's request
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    Ch2 = Venti's POV on a certain event
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    Dr. Lau returns to Rhodes Island a stranger in a strange land, in a labyrinth of things that feel like they should be familiar but aren't—and at the center is Dr. Kal'tsit and all the things she's not saying. Even if amnesia's changed her, though, the Doctor wouldn't be the Doctor if she didn't have an impulse to solve for the missing variable.

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    After the excitement of avoiding public execution and denying Emperor Belos his hopes and dreams, the Owl House family realizes that their income has burnt up with the portal to the human realm. As Eda is not a responsible adult and Lilith is incompetent, the problem has yet to be rectified. With her (girl?)friend Amity's help, Luz levies her skills and resources to become the ultimate proverbial bread maker. But with great wealth comes great responsibility and the potential for great corruption. Will Luz support her family out of poverty or will she...Luz control?
    Finished just in time for Pride Month and before the official season 2 premiere. So it turns out this fic may have predicted the first episode's plot for season 2.

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    Lumine and Paimon get a special request letter.

    The reward:
    >400,000 Mora
    >100 Geo Sigils
    >5 Intertwined Fates
    >10 Hero's Wit

    Requested Items:
    > 2 photographs of Childe Tartaglia

    Lumine's palm meets her face. She looks at the hooded statue of the Geo Archon behind her, and burying her face into her palms, screams internally.

     

    Also features Aside from Lumine's suffering: Former Archon Bonding, Liyuen folks looking out for Zhongli in their own way, characters bonding (in general), some side quests, Footnotes (AKA the dump for insights/explanations/shorts that should add spice to the main work), Zhongli and Childe food towards the end, and lots of SHENANIGENS and Fluff.

    (Note: Additional omakes will/are uploaded separately and are compiled under a series. I guess this ride isn't over just yet)
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    EDIT: 06/12/21
    Ch5 = Belated In-Chapter Series Announcement + "Q&A That No One Asked For" Section

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    The plan is simple.

    Firstly, convince Crozier that hysteria also affects men and to let them get the treatment they sorely need.

    Secondly, to find as much grease and oil that could be spared. By either buggering, frigging, or a mixture of techniques McDonald assures will work...these men were going to be cured of their hysteria.

    Articles be damned.

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    There is a creature in the middle of the woods that cries for its mother; a faery bound to a tree in a clearing.

    There is a man who can see beyond glamour and beyond lie.

    There is a prophecy of a boy with hair like moss and a prince with a crown of horns and the time is running low.

    This ends one way or another and the man that wanders the woods is the one to decide.

     

    This work is finished. Updates every Friday.

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    A road trip in an attempt to run from your past results in being taken in by a bird demon and making some new friends.

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    A fairly dark tale, but it gets better.
    Borrow the eyes of Reed, a depressed security guard, as she falls Underground and settles among monsters. What adventures will she live? Will she notice the glitches in the timeline before it's too late? Read and find out.

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    She'd been invisible all her life. This was what it meant to be seen.

    Or, what happens to Alina when her dream comes true?

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    Ring the bell. Close the book. Quench the candle. Time to show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. An AU telling of the 1984 Ghostbusters film. Janine/Egon, Dana/Peter, OFC/Ray, OFC/Winston. Warnings: Gratuitous footnote abuse, swearing, sexual content in thought, word, and deed.

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    These immortals. Her Hololive Corp associates. Her friends. They were all connected, somehow. Well, besides right in front of her, by the string. Spiritually and shit is what she meant.

    (Amelia Watson senses there's something she's missing about her coworkers. Something major. And so she decides to observe them in the most nefarious way known to man: on summer picnics.)

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    As was her usual practice, when Nanny Ashtoreth returned from doing whatever she did on her afternoon off, she stopped off at the gardener’s hut for a late-night cup of tea before heading to her own quarters.

    “So how’d things go with the hellspawn?” she asked.

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    Crowley thinks it would be amusing to introduce Aziraphale to another deity. It (of course) doesn't go according to plan (although what that plan looked like even the demon doesn't know).

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    In a quiet village where an orphaned tiger lives with an older rabbit, a debt is created. Eventually, that debt and its claim are collected with great interest.

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    After being cursed by Hell and losing his memories, Crowley was restored by Aziraphale through the power of love. Although his memories of the amnesiac days were gone, Aziraphale told him what happened, and they happily started a relationship. However, as Crowley recovers those missing days, he realizes the depth of Aziraphale's contempt for demons. Now, Crowley has to decide if he can forgive Aziraphale, and Aziraphale needs to challenge the motivation behind his hurtful words.

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    When PJO fanboy and fanfic sporker, Peter Johnson, finds himself at Camp Half-Blood, he’s thrilled until he realizes that he’s stuck in a bad fanfic with a Mary Sue called Andromeda Sunshine. When Andi Sunshine finds a boy who swears in her face and claims he wants nothing to do with her, she recognizes it as a cry for help and commits herself to becoming Peter’s bestest “friend”. Will Peter be able to resist Andi’s sueish wiles, complete the Titan’s Curse quest, and get home? Or will Andi breeze through all her problems, drive Peter insane, and make him her newest “friend”?

    All bets are off in this strange meta fic from the past.

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    She has the split-second to wonder if all great turning points in history are like this—destiny at the mercy of a momentous decision

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