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    Will's days of translating are behind him, but Jack is insistent that he's the only one who can help them on their expedition. Now Will is finding himself separated from modern life, with a chief who appears to be very interested in him and a slowly unraveling set of morals.

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    Calvin wakes up to find he doesn't remember anything, except for the innate understanding of what it means to be a vampire. But he has to learn that instincts aren't always useful, and he has to learn fast, or he will lose everyone before getting to know them, especially his mate. In this world where resources are scarce, vampires have finally regained control. Some are economical, and farm humans like chickens, whilst some try and be more humane, whereas some vampires have elected to abandon humans as a food resource altogether and turned on their own kind. But through this journey, Calvin will reconnect with people he thought he lost, and kindle new relationships.

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    Freshly released from the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will Graham could do a lot of things. For example, he could go home and play with his dogs. That would be the most rational thing normal people would do.

    Instead, he decided to chop his hand and give it to Hannibal Lecter as a snack.

    Or: Will Graham has the ability to regenerate every part of his body and now he may be falling in his own honeytrap as he takes his seduction further. Because what’s a better way to lure a cannibal than asking him if he wants to eat your ass?

    OR: Season 2 but with more cannibalism, more murder, more bad puns and thank god, some resolved sexual tension. Also called “the fic that started as a monsterfucking porn then became a crack fic then it grew plot and turned serious.”

    (Finished; new chapter every week)

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    “You’re a mechanic?” The man asked, eyes dancing briefly to Will’s oil-stained hands. “Perhaps I could ask for a business card. My engine has been a tad temperamental of late.”

    Will's only bit of peace is the time spent alone in his storage unit-turned-workshop....until Hannibal rents a unit on the same row.

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    3/?
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    Scrooge McDuck talks to Walter Leech about Bradford Buzzard after Bradford basically dies.

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    The girl stood still. There was a gentle tap-tap echoing in the air as she observed the room. Her fingers were wet, and her toes squished unconsciously into the puddle beneath her, an age-old habit from a childhood spent playing in the water. It was wildly inappropriate in the current situation, her mind helpfully pointed out.

    Tap tap tap.

    The noise mocked her. She inhaled a breath, disrupting the sound, and turned her eyes away from the tableau before her. Her fingers clenched into fists. Unhelpful, she couldn’t help but notice. The skinny little hands that sat at the end of her equally short arms were virtually useless. Tiny fingers unable to clench anything, palms to small to hold anything. Useless.

    Tap tap tap.

    The girl inhaled again, flexing bloody fingers into the cold air. She eyed the floor once more, or more accurately, the bloody mess that covered the floor. Her toes squished again.

     

    OR: A girl is promptly horrified to learn that she has been reborn into Hannibal universe and is fairly certain of her impending death. She really shouldn't have gotten attached to the man that is now apparently her father.

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    17/?
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    Sebastian is called to court in hell. It's anything but a fair trial.

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    (aka Will the curly-haired alley cat)

    And Hannibal the unsuspecting homeowner!

    (I know, I know, I need to learn how to finish a fic. But this plot bunny wouldn’t leave me alone until I typed. And then I had another idea, and so on.)

    Ta-dah! Will is a were-kitty, but only becomes human for the three days of the full moon. Will loves winding himself around Hannibal’s ankles while he makes food in the kitchen. Of course he loves every rich and tasty item that he cooks, especially the organ meats!

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    10/?
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    Sheji.

    The name given to the close descendants of Baoshan Sanren.

    Named so because their existence was a blessing; a gift from the Mother of the Cultivation Sects to strengthen them and renew their power. To ensure the lasting peace and protection of the world. They would leave the safety of their Grandmaster's mountain and sacrifice their own chance for immortality to share their gifts with her descendants.

    This is their purpose.
    It is what Baoshan Sanren sent them into the world to do.

    Everyone loves the Sheji.

    They are a symbol of hope; of fortune, prosperity, longevity, and power. Revered and honoured; coveted by all. The Sheji is loved and honoured and blessed above all others in the mortal realm. To truly harm the Sheji is blasphemy – no one would dare.

    This is a lie.
    It is how Baoshan Sanren meant for them to be treated.

    If only she hadn't forgotten that
    Lord Ye Loves Dragons.

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    Jack and Henry lost their family because of a vengeful serial killer. Jack managed to protect Henry and they both ended up being the only survivors of this serial killers killing spree. Because nobody could find a home for them, they got sent to Port Haven Psychiatric facility (in this story, that facility is a home for children and young adults with severe mental health problems and a traumatic past) at a young age.

    At the age of 17 and 15 they meet Abigail, because as we know, she also gets sent into that facility. Through Abigail they meet two men called Dr.Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham. Chaos ensures~

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    Hannibal is not embarrassed about his motherland. In fact, he is immensely proud to be Lithuanian. But that doesn’t necessarily mean he enjoys speaking his mother language in the company of others. Hannibal has been able to control his emotions to the point where he would never slip up, but everyone has a breaking point.

    Or five times Hannibal Lecter spoke Lithuanian on accident and one time he meant too.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    Featuring: The dogs, a smitten Will with dirty thoughts and a wet Hannibal.

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    When Will surrendered himself over to Hannibal he did so completely. He put himself entirely in Hannibal’s hands and whatever he would subject him to, Will would take.
    Or Hannibal has a dinner party and presents Will to his friends, and then things don't go as Will thought they would.

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    Jack Crawford hasn't slept well in months.

    Despite getting missing persons reports from Interpol on behalf of European countries, he knows he's earned a visit from some not-so-nice cannibals.

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    47
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    (Y/n), Ellie , Dina and Jesse find out a terrifying truth about Jackson.

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    Will left the FBI five years ago and returned to Louisiana, joining a small church as their priest. Hannibal is new in town and comes to confession to unburden his soul.

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    Satan walks the Earth filled with vengeance and wrath, and stumbles upon Lucifer - fallen angel, child of light - in a backwater church in Louisiana and sets upon seducing him.

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    Marilyn will go to great lengths for the perfect plate, but how far?

    TW: no hero, brutality, cigarettes, wife cameo, purple foodie bullshit.

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    1/1
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    19
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    11
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    Kylo is a plant in Snoke's lab. He get just enough of what he needs but finds renewed purpose when Rey, another carnivorous plant arrives. They plan their escape and make their own home out in the wild.

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    9
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    22
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    1
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    Michael feared he'd proved David right by being the killer he'd told him he was.

    Luckily, David was wrong.

    But how the hell are you supposed to hide a wounded vampire sleeping in your bed from your family and, worse, vampire hunters?

    Or: how to fall in love with care for the vampire who has an obvious crush on you but also kind of tried to kill you 101.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    89
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    227
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    (edited version)
    Jayfeather was only minding his own business and Kestrelflight's just hankering for a snack.
    It wasn't supposed to happen! But it did... because

     

    w-well you have to read to find out why i guess cause i sure don't have a clue-

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