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    before everything goes to shit, it's kinda peaceful actually. minus the crab murder, but that was funny, so niki thinks she'll give it a pass.

    (we don’t get to choose what hurts us.)

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    Abigail didn't realize she was gay until high school. To be precise, she didn't realize she was gay until she encountered Bethany, the resident hot-girl-on-campus who was just a year older than her. Abigail crushed hard... and started to crush harder when she saw Bethany stuff herself with pizza during an eating contest at a party.

    That opened up a whole new world to Abigail, who got into drawing weight gain fetish art and found a whole community of people with weirdo interests just like hers. She kind of forgot about Bethany, especially after they both graduated high school and Abigail went off to art school to perfect her craft (and maybe also meet some cute girls with soft guts).

    Then she moved back home and found out Bethany got married to maybe the most boring guy alive. Abigail's jealousy reared its ugly head as she looked at the wedding ring on her high school crush's finger, and she thought, What if I got her so fat her wedding ring didn't fit anymore? Unfortunately for Bethany, Abigail doesn't have great impulse control and can't seem to stop herself from finding out the answer to that question. Fortunately for Abigail, Bethany doesn't have much impulse control, either.

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    “Are ya now kid? Well let me tell you a secret.” he motions for Jinx to come closer. “Faye here is the best chef in the entirety of Zuan, don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.”

    “Not much of a secret when I already know,” Jinx grins.

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    I loved him, the boy next door whose house smelled like lemons. My bestfriend, Jagger. He loved the girl made of honey. I wanted nothing more than for him to look at me like how he looked at her for years. He never will.

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    "Long ago, before humans rose from the earth, there were two forces. Mana and Decay."

    As an old evil arises from the earth, an old power must rise up as well.

    Remus isn't exactly Hero Material,

    Logan isn't the strongest link in the chain,

    But maybe they have what it takes to save the world.

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    “Aren’t they lovely?” whispered Rose. “I’ve never owned a piece of Skywalker before.”

    “Fat chance, Rosie. Look at the price of that belt. I wouldn’t spend that much on clothes.”

    “Is it stupid of me to ask who the Skywalkers are?”

    Launching herself from the glass to Rey, Rose shook her friend by the shoulders.

    “Only the most amazing brand to ever exist! They’ve designed for everyone, Rey, and like I said, I’d kill to have one of their pieces. The Skywalkers have had a stake in the design business since the 60’s and they basically own the fashion market.”

    “Oh.”

    “Oh? That’s all? Oh?” Rose shook her head, black hair flying back and forth. “You’re hopeless, Rey. How can you ever be fashionable if you don’t know about the height of fashion?”

     

    Or a meet-cute featuring mildly Italian Ben who wears suits and is Reysexual.

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    The Gold Nose Villain has a very friendly Jewish grandmother for a neighbor. She may just know how to fix everything.

    Rated E for nudity.

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    5 times Brian let Roger have the last of his food and the one time he didn't, as requested by KillaQueenStardust1985 for the 3 years of borhap anniversary event

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    Werewolves have been going missing and two are found dead in an alley, along a warlock. Luke comes to Magnus for help, and the warlock hopes he’s not misjudging the situation when he has to trust the new Head of the Institute to help them break out the remaining prisoners of the Idris Gard.

    It's a really bad time for Maia to turn up as a fresh new werewolf.

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    Liu Sang had been certain, the moment he ran from his captors there are only two ways this could end. First, is he makes it out the woods and to freedom. Second, he will die trying to get his freedom. He never imagined the possibility of a third outcome, an outcome where a shifter snatches him from the clutches of his captors.

     

    or just my excuse to write a Shifter!AU JianSang and Pingxie with baby Li Cu.

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    “Hyung. Do you know who he wants to marry?” he asks through the mouthful. He might as well be eating cardboard, that's what it tastes like.

    Changbin squints at him.

    “No idea.”

    or, Minho wants to get married. Jisung takes a bit to figure it all out

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    Im watches Mone falling in love with Krating, and she keeps her smile while her heart breaks piece by piece in the silence of her chest.

    It doesn't end here.

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    Dawn is peaking over the horizon, sending colorful rays through tall windows as Jackie rustles through food in a chest. The world is asleep and dry, and Ran feels like they’re the only ones alive left in the darkness. “Ran,” Jackie whispers, swiftly catching his attention. “There's oranges, Ran.”

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    Chan is a struggling street artist, trying to make a name for himself and his murals in the big city of Seoul. Without a pack to rely on, he's suffered for years on his own, his human body enduring the damage caused by the beast that lives within him.

    Hyunjin is a young vampire, living in the lap of luxury inside a Seoul penthouse. However, without a coven to provide for him, he finds himself starving, unable to hunt successfully.

    Thankfully, he crosses paths with a kind werewolf when he needs it most.

    Maybe it's because they're both so desperate to survive that they agree on an arrangement to keep themselves fed.

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    Hyunjin and Chan fall in love while Hyunjin's mate, Minho, is out of the country.

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    Getting caught eventually was probably inevitable. Mobius showing up at the prison with a job offer courtesy of the CIA? Well, that was pretty much the last thing that Loki expected.

    Soon he finds himself in a situation he never could have imagined: using skills honed over a life of crime in service of a government agency, all the while trying to balance his new job with his extremely inconvenient feelings for the only person who trusts him. When, after months of successful missions, he unwillingly becomes a pawn in a plot that has deadly consequences, that trust is put to the test—but he’ll be damned if he’s going to let Mobius down.

    (A continuation of the Art Thief/CIA Agent AU. Updates weekly on Sundays)

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    Caleb’s own hands are scarred and callused, and maybe, just maybe, they would be enough to hold the jagged pieces of Essek together.

    [A ficlet collection about wizards and magic and finding paths that lead back toward the light.]

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    Harry is done with a life in the spotlight. No more adventures, no more mortal peril. He wants a quiet life of food and friends, and family. He even manages to have it for a while, until suddenly there are giant rabbits that need ferrying to a mysterious island, and a handsome Draco Malfoy, and Harry's right back in the middle of the action again, despite his best efforts.

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    Carlos just wants to make a nice dinner for TK. Unfortunately, however, a little thing called 'germs' is about to throw a wrench in things.

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    Seraph Ioannou is a quiet, hateful man with a sword in his hand and one in his mind. Centuries alone with his grief have driven him half mad and vengeful. Yet a night of slaughter leaves him with the care of a fragile, blind girl he can't help but help.

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    They pass out the rest of the tangerines at dinner, and Kingo slips away from the table. He tosses a tangerine from hand to hand as he walks, catches it without looking, strips away the peel - and offers it, quietly, to Ikaris. “You don’t have to stand guard on your own, you know. You’re missing out on some real fun, Gil is trying to outdrink Thena.”
    Ikaris nearly smiles, a small curve in the moonlight. “Someone has to ensure the Deviants don’t catch us unawares.” But he takes the tangerine, turning it over under his fingers, and Kingo savors the victory with an uncharacteristic lack of crowing.
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    Kingo and Ikaris, from the beginning to the end.

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