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    'Dear ‘Hero’ Agency,

    You call yourselves ‘heroes’, but where the fuck are you even overseeing? There is a reason why vigilantes exist- and it’s because you bastards are not doing your job properly- to the point where countless sectors’ streets are littered with crimes! I’m appalled by how inefficient you are with your work, please consider retiring and getting a job you can actually do.

    This is the nicest fucking shit I’ve ever written, be thankful of my sincerity.

    And stop trying to capture me, it’s getting really fucking annoying. I got so many bruises and got lectured until my ears bled because you guys made me fall so many damn times.

    Fuck you,
    The guy THE BLADE nicknamed Theseus

    P.s. Yeah, I’m THAT popular, bitch.
    Please tell The Blade I said I’m his biggest fan, thanks.
    And fuck you if you ignore me.'

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    Tommy beamed at his masterpiece. Of course his work would be so fucking amazing, he was THE Big man Innit!

    Now he just has to find a way to slide this stunning crumpled piece of lined paper with multiple torn edges into the agency mailbox then pray to Prime that they’ll see it.

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    All might made the biggest mistake of his life, walking on Bakugo and Deku. He was scarred, he realized his predecessor wasn't and innocent as he claimed.

    Eir could have been scarred if she knew what she'd seen, poor, poor Eri, luckily Aizawa was there. Aizawa took Deku and declared for the two to go on a break infront of the whole class, but he didn't address to who.

    Now class 3A is on a hunt for Deku's lover, who could it be? Chaos ensued. If only the two weren't caught, now they are caught in chaos!

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    Hitoshi had been an orphan his whole life. He was way too used to the abuse he suffered, and he only lived on out of spite. He clung to the the hope that one day, he'd reach his dream of becoming a Pro Hero. He'd claw his way to the top, and finally scream to everyone all about his shitty life. He forced himself to keep breathing every day so he could one day free himself and change the world into a better place for people like him.

    Too bad one day, he met an Eldritch Abomination that keeps trying to drag him in the ocean and drown him. The fucker's too cute to stay mad at for long, even if they don't understand the concept of oxygen. And Maybe.

    Just Maybe.

    He might find a new reason to live with the help of a certain clingy and objectively terrifying tentacled Sea Monster.

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    A chance encounter on the streets of Muggle London leads to a passionate affair by an unlikely pair, Petunia Dursley and Narcissa Malfoy. Do opposites really attract?

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    7/8
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    possessed sheep :blue_heart:

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    2/?
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    Lan Xichen comes home from work to the sight of his baby brother humping the stuffed bunny he had gifted him last winter.

    New chapter out! Hope you enjoy!

    Give author more suggestions please😂😂

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    13/?
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    Porque el sol que admiraba en el cielo, no sé comparaba con aquel que tenía a su lado y que lentamente estaba iluminándolo.

    Dónde tal vez Rindou Haitani no se había equivocado al elegir estar una tarde bajo el sol más brillante que siempre mostraba un gesto gruñón.

     

    Contiene un poco de OOC, pero nada que no se pueda tolerar.

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    Bakugou Katsuki, born to a Youkai mother and human father, forever shapeshifts into a wolf during the day and a human during the night. One autumn, as his dying of illness is interrupted by local samurai Kirishima Eijirou, it's forced into his beautiful stupid brain that maybe, just maybe, he can life a happier life... with the person who took him in and who is being eaten alive by demonic samurai students. But is his brain too beautiful and stupid to accept that he deserves it?

    Or, I created almost forty little terrors for Kirishima to give martial training to (thus making them even more terrifying, obviously. What's better than a horde of demon children? A horde of demon children with WEAPONS!)

    **Updates every Wednesday** This is my first fic! Please give me advice on how to tag, if there are any unnecessary warnings or warnings I need to add, anything like that - however, I have several chapters prewritten, so I can't really take suggestions for content to add in the near future. Also, just because this is prewritten doesn't mean I have any idea what I'm doing.

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    Hinata Hajime should've never picked up that book.

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    "In Mondstaft if you're ever in trouble just call my name and I will be there to assist you. I may be new to Liyue but I believe after I awhile I can dutifully serve you to Mr.Zhongli."

    The consultant smiled softly at the knight-maid in training his friend had originally brought. Intentions to keep her from overworking herself.

    *"Zhongli make sure she doesn't overwork herself."*

    *"Of course I will do my best to help her relax."*

    "Then I shall be counting on you Miss.Noelle."

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    Harry almost dies in his cupboard just before the first day of primary school. His magic reaches out for something to save him, and find the sims interface.

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    7/?
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    "Namjoon from the future tapped into present Namjoon to show present Jeongguk the mess future Jeongguk was going to make,” Jimin shrugged casually, flicking the brim of his decorated witch’s hat, the bell jangling as he smiled sweetly.

    “That’s fucking terrifying! Why in all the heavens would he do such a thing? Why would I do such a thing?!” Jeongguk breathed out, pressing a hand over his beating heart and staring down the nature witch who merely stared back at him.

    “It just means that you’re stuck with me,” Jimin reasoned, sliding his way closer to the warlock and reaching a hand forward into his space, palm pressing against his cheek. Jeongguk raised his head to meet the sparkling rubies staring back at him rather dangerously, the smirk painting the witch’s plush lips into a sly, knowing smirk.

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    Jeongguk is warlock under the Grand Wizard's tutorage. A natural prodigy, a rare Tengu and one of few who do not need grimoires or spells in order or materialise magical energy into the physical world. One day, he stumbles into the witch's apprentice and enters a pact to be said witch's familiar to prevent his futureself from destroying the world. What the fuck.

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    The moment Adrien turned 18, he had plans for his gaining his freedom.

    All his plans for freedom disappeared when it turns out your father decided to auction of your virginity in the name of fashion. Oh, wait you have to get married, and have children too?

    Absolutely not. In other words, Adrien's rebels...and life has a funny way of working out.

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    20/?
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    They say first impressions always count, but what if you never even planned on making one? These boys never even anticipated how their lives would change because of that. Sakusa and Atsumu, Suna and Osamu, Oikawa and Iwaizumi. They may have met before...but why would this happen now? From love at first sight to a man's pride getting in the way, there's one thing they all realized, a first impression counts.

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    “Do you ever eat anything else but coconut?” Helmut asked and flopped on his bed.

    James turned his head slightly and raised an eyebrow, “Of course I do.”

    “ ‘ve never seen you eat anything else but coconut,” he yawned and laid his head to the side so he could look at James who narrowed his eyes for a moment before he went back to slurping the last bit of coconut water.

    ****

    Or, Helmut is a young traveling soul. He loves the night life and shares his current hostel room with a grumpy but handsome man who only ever eats coconuts.
    His weird diet still doesn't stop Helmut's horny brain to think about those strong thighs and abs.

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    The crows continue to surround him. Maybe they know he isn't a real crow, sense the impostor. Tommy would have laughed if it wasn't for the hundred fucking crows watching him like a walking bag of food.

    He is about to get ejected. He is about to fucking die.

    OR

    Tommy dies in prison and respawns in the body of a crow.

    Phil and Techno are clueless that this angry injured fledgling is actually Tommy.

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    Chapters:
    10/11
    Collections:
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    ranpo moved into a new college, expecting to be alone like how he usually was during school, he had managed to meet new people.
    (sorry if this is bad)

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    this is just a bunch of random ideas that come to my head. it's my first time writing on here so please give me a chance. some of my writing might be weird or I might have spelled something wrong so sorry for that. but I hope you enjoy these little stories and have fun reading. have a good day/afternoon/night!

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    The glass doors. The white lights whining, receding, whining beneath his head, again receding. People people people bashing into him or he’s bashing into them. Someone on a bed. Tony? Not Tony.
    “Third floor,” a voice calls from behind him. “Fourth on the left.”
    He takes the stairs, not the lift, feet hovering, never once feeling them connect to something so mundane as floor. Breath hurling itself from his throat. Get to Tony. Run. Sprint.
    There’s the door, fourth on the left. The door. Tony. Footsteps behind him--cops.
    Door bangs against the wall. Peter’s in the room.
    Tony’s in the room.

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    What if Peter's escape from the Room had ended differently?
    Larry's in the room.

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    How the others found out about Chase and House's relationship.

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    1/1
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