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    Thirty days, thirty chapters, thirty stories, and a whole lot of love.

    Day 1: The End
    Day 2: Alternate Universe - Fangirl & Spider-Man
    Day 3: Expectations
    Day 4: Cake
    Day 5: Blood Lines

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    5/30
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    Baz has been outed as a vampire, so Fiona sends him to America to hide until she can diffuse everything. When he arrives, he finds an old roommate and friend he hasn’t seen since they were children who seems to be hiding from something, or someone, too.
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    This is a COC piece, but it is all one, cohesive story, so you can’t skip around to different prompts (sorry!)

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    Simon's always had a price on his head. The goblins thought that he'd be easy pickings when they'd heard the rumors that he'd lost his sword, but he showed otherwise. Yet, what if Simon were truly incapacitated? Who might step into that power vacuum?
    Content warning for violence and medical situations.
    This is a story about grief and healing. About family and relationships. About how crisis situations will bring out the best and the worst in people.
    I'm so lucky to have three pieces of art from three very, very talented fandom artists illustrating this fic.

    People tell me that it's not like most fan-fic, so I'll add that to this summary, as a warning or an invitation. Partake in this if you're in the mood for something different.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    186
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    146
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    Baz & Simon have tea with Fiona, in their usual fashion.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Baz is a florist and Simon has a girlfriend. When they meet Simon knocks Baz off his feet (literally).

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    1/1
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    10
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    Simon likes being a goatherd. It's a quiet and simple life. He lives in a cosy barn on the edge of a fishing town, wanders the moor, and is always the first to lend a hand when someone is in trouble. Then one day, when hard times see him hunting the shore for shipwreck salvage, he finds something entirely unexpected. Life is about to become much more complicated for Simon.

    A story about curses, what it means to be human, and things that have been lost, forgotten, and found again.

    Carry On Countdown 2022 (Day 2 - AU/Alternative Universe)

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    The question is coming out of my mouth before I’ve even decided to ask it. “Do you want to come home with me? To Oxford?”
     
    It must surprise him as much as it surprised me because he stops. His arm unwinds from my stomach and he touches my shoulder, rolling me onto my back so he can look down at my face. One of his eyebrows is raised. “Seriously?”
     
    I press my lips together and nod with my chin. “For Christmas.”

    The eyebrow lowers and meets his other one, scrunching together in the middle of his forehead. “I don’t think your family has forgiven me for the last time I came home with you for Christmas.”

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    6/?
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    Simon is excited, he’s about to go to Italy for the first time with his fiancée, and he thinks this is the perfect opportunity for him and Agatha to fix whatever they need in their relationship.

    But it won’t be easy as he planned. Agatha's job leaves her busy and stressed as usual, and they end up doing different things during their holidays. It’s when Simon finds ‘Casa di Giulietta’. A place in Verona where people leave love letters asking for advice from Juliet. Which are answered by volunteers, that call themselves 'the secretaries of Juliet'.

    When Simon finds an old letter signed by Fiona Pitch, he feels like he needs to answer. But he didn’t count that Fiona herself would appear in Verona ready to follow his advice and look for her lost love, along with her infuriatingly beautiful and arrogant nephew, Baz Pitch.

    Simon might have gone to Italy to try to fall in love with Agatha again, but he’ll soon see that he might find love somewhere else.

    AKA, a ‘Letters to Juliet’ AU

    Updates every Friday!

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    6/10
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    Baz and Simon psych themselves up for their wedding. After what proves to be a less than ideal night, they somehow managed to make it down the aisle (or do they?)

    I'm horrible at summaries. This makes the fic sound terrible. I promise it's not.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Sometimes he felt like an invisible friend, sprouted from the tender loam of adolescence, still there, wringing its roots whenever Fiona and I ate trifle on the floor at Christmas Eve, or when I smelled fresh scones at the bakery down Adam’s Row. When I thought about my parents. When I smoothed a hand over the pale leather seats of my father’s car.

    ———

    Baz grows up in the English countryside, amongst his aunt's collection of peculiar strays and left-behinds. Things are, for all intents and purposes, dreadfully boring. That is until a boy appears on their porch one winter night—and realization dawns that time has a way of moving in patterns unknown, possibly even to itself.

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    Simon doesn’t come back from a mission. Baz tries not to care and fails.

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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
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    King Simon is on a mission to rid his land of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh, but a fearsome creature (with a rather sexy nibble) stands between him and that which he is meant to slay. Will Simon complete what the God-Mage has set him out to do? Or will he, you know, do the complete opposite?

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    Sometimes soulmates aren't always a good thing.

    Every mage in the world receives a mark with their soulmate's birthday on their wrist when they turn sixteen. Simon has waited patiently for his to prove to the world that his relationship with Agatha was part of his destiny.

    Turns out he was wrong. And now he's got to figure out who he knows that was born on the 24th of February and writes in a ridiculously complicated cursive.

    Baz on the other hand, only wants one person in the world to be his soulmate. But with the war, and his tendency to drink blood every other night, he doesn't believe that it could ever happen. However, when word spreads that the golden couple of Watford has broken up...well maybe he has a better chance than he thinks.

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    Simon Snow is definitely the worst one who's ever been chosen. After letting the Humdrum destroy Watford and causing the Mage to lose his position on the Council, he is desperate to do anything to redeem himself as the Mage's Heir. It seems easy, all he has to do is travel to Las Vegas, find Baz Pitch, slay the white hare and take it’s ruby eyes, retrieve the obsidian ring from the hands of the were-beast, collect some fur from a hellhound, steal a piece of fine China from the unsinkable ship, slay the monster who was once the greatest mage alive to win his staff, and bring Baz to Caesar's Palace and await further instructions. Baz has been living in Vegas since his father decided that raising a vampire as a son was more than he signed up for. When the Chosen One shows up in Las Vegas needing his help, he can't help but notice he isn't the cool, untouchable celebrity Baz has hated and obsessed over since he turned 15. But Fiona Pitch says as long as he kills Simon Snow by the time he finishes his quest, he can come back to Hampshire and have the life he's always wanted. Unless of course, a place in the World of Mages isn't what he's dreamed of after all.

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    Chapters:
    16/24
    Comments:
    18
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Baz's mum is the principal, and frankly she's had enough of whatever bullshit Simon and Baz have got going on. They both land in detention for a month where Baz learns Simon's life isn't as golden and perfect as he thought it was.

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    English
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    9,090
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    356
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    After a nasty fall, Simon wakes in a hospital bed, with a frantic Baz trying to convince him they are married. The only Baz he can remember is the one who would love to see him hurt, not one who spend days at worrying over his bedside.

    Baz -

    Simon Snow doesn’t love me.

    I have been waiting for this day to happen, since the moment he first shoved his hands in my hair and kissed me.

    “You don’t have finals! You aren’t a student!” I'm screaming. I should stop, there is no way this is actually helping. I keep going. “You’re 26, you own a cafe! You’re not my roommate!” I backtrack, stuttering out the words, “I-I mean you are. But not-not just my-I mean, you’re my husband.” I can’t help it, I say it again. “You’re my husband.” It comes out less like a statement, and more like I am begging.

    Simon is staring at me, eyes wide.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    439
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    39
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    Baz Pitch's life is changing, and he categorically does not approve—he's moving to London for a postgraduate degree, everything he's ever owned and known packed into cardboard boxes. Climbing into a car with his aunt, he says goodbye to all that's right and familiar. And when they get lost coming off the M6, ending up on a winding country lane, he doesn't fight it... anything that might delay his mildly terrifying fate could only be a good thing, right? Even if that delay turns into disaster, and then—dare we say—an adventure. (Oh, the horror.) To find his way home again, Baz will need to dispense with his past and follow the river—and, of course, keep a careful hold on his name.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
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    58
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    11
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    There was something in my throat.  Something crawling its way up my windpipe that quivered with every laboured breath.  I needed to shake it free.  I needed it gone.  Eventually, my lungs aching and head spinning, I felt it dislodge.  A single, blue petal fluttered from my mouth to the floor.  And it wasn’t the only one.

     

    It didn’t take me long to find the answer. I wish I could say I was surprised.

    I knew I’d never survive Simon Snow.

    A story about, above all else, believing in the love you’re shown.

    (Hanahaki WS/AWTWB AU)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Simon conoce a Baz en la universidad... Bueno, realmente no lo conoce, solo ha escuchado los suficientes rumores como para que le aterrara la idea de compartir cuarto con él.

    Baz a veces odia tanto a Snow, lo odia tanto tanto, que ese odio se convirtió en un amor tan fuerte que le dolía el pecho al pensarlo.

    Era tan difícil para ellos darse cuenta de sus sentimientos...

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    174
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    33
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    Begins with Baz stealing Philippa's voice at Watford. Alternate universe where Simon and Baz are forced to work together, becomes friends etc.... but a couple of years before they do in canon. Lots of wholesome school content e.g. eating cherry scones, plus a mystery, some fighting as well and, of course, romance. Written by a Brit so all the British references are accurate, if that matters to you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,234
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163

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