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    First Simon realized therapy could be a weapon to fight back the dark creatures within. Here he learns he can use his words as a weapon.

    Simon’s first collection of poetry is due to be published and the Coven want editing rights. Baz and Simon prepare to go to war, just not in the way they’d ever expected at Watford. Simon's had some time to process the events of his childhood and he has a couple things to say to the Coven about his time at at school and what they let the Mage do to him. You ever wish Simon had told the Coven off? Yeah. This is that. Give 'em hell, Simon.

    Poetry, domestic fluff, betrayals (and inevitable make-ups) of friendship, and suit shopping ensue. My dudes are Well! Adjusted! Adults! and are standing up for themselves.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    70
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    Simon Snow Salisbury is a streetfighter who is sick of fighting but just can't bring himself to leave the ring.
    Baz is the spectator that falls for him on the spot, and Simon isn't far behind.
    A modern au filled with familiar faces, with some twists added in.

    Language:
    English
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    120,019
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    6527
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    Baz wakes up on Christmas Day, without any presents.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
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    23
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    Mayor Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is the youngest mayor ever elected in Watford (and the first openly gay mayor in the county to boot). Elected immediately after graduating top of his class at university, Baz feels the immense pressure to succeed in his position - one his mother ran for but never had the chance to fill.

    If only his opponent during his reelection, city administrator David Mage, would stop insisting that what Baz knows is good for Watford is merely a plot to make him and his family more money. And with Mage's infuriatingly handsome but blustering protege, Simon Snow, lurking around City Hall trying to prove that Baz is plotting, this election season is giving Baz a headache bigger than the one his aunt and campaign manager Fiona gives him at 7 AM every morning.

    But when Simon overhears something he probably shouldn't have, he reaches out to Baz to form a truce and find out the truth, to keep the election fair and free, and give Baz the courage he needs to carry on through election season.

    Language:
    English
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    10,642
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    203
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    AU where lovesick isn’t just a word, it’s an actual magical condition. It’s an extremely rare illness, and it can only occur if True Love is ignored.

    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch just happens to be unlucky enough to catch it.

    Will Simon be able to sort himself out in time to save Baz? Will Baz confess his feelings for Simon? Or is he too stubborn and dramatic for self-preservation?

    Why not find out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,309
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1344
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    Simon Snow, photographer, freckles and messy hair, desperately wants to become someone. He's so tired of just being "the intern" that he is ready to do whatever it takes to get where he wants to be.
    Baz Pitch, 24 years old CEO, cold eyes and elegant suit and tie, is new in town and he won't let anyone close enough to really get to know him. He worked hard for his job and now he's willing to bring his industry to the next level.
    Two worlds are about to collide.
    Are they ready for the impact?
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    OR: Simon works with Penny in a big office and Baz becomes his boss.
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    There will be a lot of fluff and fun, cause i really just want them to be happy.

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    26,676
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1059
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    Prompt: impulsive/kinda agressive first kiss but without the angsty running away scenes that always come after those,,,, just cute fluff please

    Baz has a crush on the guy who keeps coming in to the bookstore just to flirt with him.

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    English
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    621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    228
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    Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist AU (because that show made me cry). Simon gets struck by lightning, and now he hears people singing their inner thoughts to him.

    Trigger warnings - Cancer/terminal illness, death caused by terminal illness

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,959
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    466
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    When Simon chases Baz into the Wavering Wood to prove that he's "plotting", a nymph catches wind of the fact that they are both in love with each other, even if one of them doesn't know it. In order to prove it to them, she throws the two into a universe of Disney Movies. In order to make it out, they need to work together to finish the stories as they were written. Simon is completely oblivious, Baz is pining, and neither of them knows why they were sent there in the first place.

    Language:
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    Words:
    28,252
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1624
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    When Baz returns to Watford after being kidnapped by Numpties, Simon confronts him to figure out where he was. What happens when Simon's got Baz pinned against a wall?
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    prompt #3: "Stop lying to me."

    Series
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    496
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    Podfic of the amazing fic A Public Outing By the talented Fool of a Book Wyrm

    Happy birthday my love! You are amazing and deserve the world!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    At first, I didn't want to open it. Even if it is addressed to me, it seems wrong.

    Eventually I decided to see what’s inside anyway. Maybe it’s something important that Baz is struggling to tell me. There is so much I am struggling to say to him.



    Simon and Baz are about to move in together when Simon finds an unexpected letter from Baz addressed to him.

    After reading it, Simon does the only reasonable thing he can think of. Love confessions and engagement follows.

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    English
    Words:
    15,985
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.

    He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—he doesn’t need any, not with the inheritance his mother left him. All he needs is something to do, something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.

    Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken things off with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.

    Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.

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    English
    Words:
    206,274
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    1161
    Kudos:
    1480
    Bookmarks:
    246
    Hits:
    26889
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    Baz and Simon broke up three years ago
    They have to meet again for Penny's wedding

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    342
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    Simon Snow wasn't one for fairy tales.

    Growing up a London orphan, Simon had more pressing things to worry about, like what he was going to do after he inevitably aged out of care. Shortly after he turns eighteen, however, he discovers that fairy tales aren't total rubbish because he apparently is one himself.

    As the fabled Lost Prince of Watford, Simon now has to meet the expectations of his new-found country, his people, and his friends, all while learning to walk and talk like the prince he apparently is. Not only that, but now he's expected to marry before he can take the crown he isn't even sure he's ready for.

    It wouldn't be nearly as bad if Baz wasn't so maddeningly distracting with all of his plotting...

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    A Princess Diaries 2 AU because why the hell not, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,852
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1453
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    Baz and Simon are enemies. They’ve always been enemies. So Simon isn’t exactly happy when he thinks his ex-girlfriend, Agatha, and Baz are dating. And then Agatha invites both Simon and Baz to her house for a party during the holidays. That's not going to be awkward, right? Unless, of course, they decide to play the game 7 Minutes in Heaven, which they do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,875
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    695
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    The Mage found out that Simon was going to go to Hampshire with Baz over Christmas break, and rather than tell him about former Headmistress Natasha Pitch’s orders to seek out Nicodemus and find her killer, Simon told him that Baz and him were dating. Now Simon has to spend Christmas break with Baz at Pitch Manor, pretending to be his boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,870
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2317
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    Its been 1,460 days, 35,040 hours, 2,102,400 minutes since Natasha's death. It still hurts. It always hurts. There's only one other person in the entire World of Mages who understands. Unfortunately she lives in a literal barn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    I met him on a dark and stormy night. There was no other man like him. And no other night like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,077
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    682
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    This Prosetober, I'm following prompts collected by drawingdawnarts.tumblr.com. Each new prompt will be added to my Prosetober series!

    Fiona has a bone to pick.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    787
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    26

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