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    Inspired by the tweet: "sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no I’m GAY I CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, I’m gay. You’re five.”"

    Or: bad gay humor is generational, and often unintentional!

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    After they broke up in America, Baz couldn’t stop thinking of Simon. He’d lay in bed and dream of him, only to cry when he awoke. He’d hold himself, pretending that Simon still cared.

    Now, he’s a teacher at Watford and it’s happening again. To take his mind off of it, his aunt has a brilliant idea to take him to the center of his problem: Simon Snow.

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    There’s trouble at Watford.
    Headmistress Mitali is at a loss for what to do in the face of an intruding vampire and his accomplice.
    The gang agrees that Penny, Agatha, and Shepard ought to stay out of it—the last thing they should do right now is bring a Normal to Watford. They would be better off searching out help with Shep’s curse. And Agatha happens to know just the Lady...
    When Simon and Baz arrive on campus to save the day, they aren’t given the warm welcome they hoped for. They’re locked up, together, and forced to deal with all the many things haunting them... and make some new discoveries, as well.


    Written as a direct sequel to Wayward Son for COBB 2021, with absolutely no connection to AWTWB. A story about flipsides and family. Featuring vampires, towers, ghosts, demons, realizations, revelations, flames (and the lack thereof), and dramatic yearning.

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    22/?
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    81
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    8
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    Simon succeeded in his quest to convince the Mage and the rest of the Coven that Baz is a threat to Watford in fifth year, but as he goes into his eighth year, he begins to wonder if he made a mistake. Now Baz is on the run, and Simon is beginning to realize that not only has he ruined Baz’s life, he’s ruined his own as well. But Simon Snow refuses to let either of their stories end that way.

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    “Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.”
    ― Robin Hobb, Fool's Fate

    Simon is happy. He has the farm, Ebb, his friends. He’s home. But good things never do last do they?

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    Simon does interesting things in the morning. Baz wants to know what on earth his terrible husband is doing. Fiona is roped into their sex life. Penny is sick of their shit. Welcome to the (better than the original) Butter Story!

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    Baz is obsessed with Simon. Of all of his songs, more than half are about Simon. It should be fine as long as Simon doesn't discover his youtube account.
    Simon is obsessed with Baz. There's no other explanation for more than half of his sketchbook being full of drawings of Baz. It should be fine as long as Baz doesn't see his youtube drawing tutorials.
    Featuring Ebb and Fiona being absolutely adorable and sometimes oblivious and Agatha being completely fed up with Snowbaz's pining.
    Title from "Hold on" by Chord Overstreet.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    Penny makes sure Simon signs up for the speed dating event on Valentine's Day: Pitch Magical Matchmaking. Simon doesn't have a clue about speed dating, so he makes sure to do some research. On top of that he clashes face first with the most handsome bloke he has ever seen AND gets his number. Meanwhile Baz is helping his aunt with Pitch Magical Matchmaking and hopes to meet his own special person.

    get together, plotting, dramatic Baz and determined Simon.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Baz is, unfortunately, Baz. And he officially Turns into the one thing he has been dreading and trying to avoid. Luckily, Fiona is there to help him through the pain.

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Baz’s hand is moving under his pants and I keep panting for some reason. (Probably in anticipation of finally uncovering all his plots.)

    Why hasn’t he taken off his pants? Wouldn’t it have been easier for him, more to see? I mean fewer movements, less restrictions for him because I definitely don’t want to see more.

    What I’m trying to say is that it makes sense to take the pants off while wanking. It’s just common sense. It’s for his benefit, not mine. I don’t even want to watch.

    Oh, Merlin, Baz is arching his back, his stomach is flexing and I can’t look away. He’s so fucking fit and apparently very sensual too. Unfortunately, I can’t see his face clearly from over here. 


    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into the summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots.

    Luckily for Simon, there is a nice tall tree outside of Baz's bedroom window in Hampshire.

    What is Baz doing during his summer break exactly?

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    “He thinks I'm his boyfriend,” I confirm with a loud sigh.

    “What do you mean he thinks you're his boyfriend?” Penny asks, still confused. “I thought the date had gone rather horribly.”

    “Oh, it has,” I shudder at the thought.

    The thing is that I've been hung up on a guy from my math class for a while, as in a whole year.

    He's brilliant, fit and he plays the violin. (I can almost feel his faint scent — something citrusy — just from thinking about him.)

    When I came back to uni this autumn and my feelings for him haven't changed, I did the only reasonable thing. I tried dating.



    A University SnowBaz AU featuring Autistic Simon Snow.

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    Simon and Baz are snogging when a familiar song starts playing.

    Familiar to Simon that is. Baz only knows the music he listened to with Vera.

    Part in Feelings Series.

    COC 2020 Day 30, DEC 24: Any Way the Wind Blows.

    Inappropriate humour.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    13
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    69
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    3
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    668
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    In which Fiona gives a stuffed bear and unsolicited advice as Christmas presents.

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    1/1
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    20
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    114
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    The squad getting piercings. it’s a crack fic.

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    1/1
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    2
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    25
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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature for language and Minor violence.)



    He's standing there with fists clenched at his sides, shaking his head, eyes full of both confusion and anger. His magic is flaring up to the point of this whole place smelling like smoke in a matter of seconds.

    ”You can’t be on a date. Because that means—”

    I don’t let him finish and try to put as much menace in my next words as possible, ”Yes, Snow. That means I’m gay. What a brilliant observation on your part.”


    Set Watford 8th year. Baz decides to try and get over Simon by dating Alex — a bloke he met at a museum. Alex is nice, but he's not Simon.

    Speaking of Simon. He follows Baz to the date.

    Certain realisations follow.

    Heavy Angst (with Happy Ending in the next part of the series).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
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    33
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    191
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    8
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    2720
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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature rating for language only.)


    Simon and Baz are clearing out the attic, mostly Fiona’s things. Simon stumbles onto a painting and Baz is forever traumatised.

    COC 2020 Day 5, NOV 29: Sleepless.

    Inappropriate humour.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    65
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    432
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    Simon wants to see Baz. But Uni gets in the way. Until it doesn't.

    A remix of Meri’s Honey to Coffee Ratio.

    Happy Birthday, Meri!

    COC 2020 Day 3, NOV 27: Retellings.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    53
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    2
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    409
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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    “I love you,” I murmur into his mouth.

    It comes out breathless and desperate and sounds like a confession of the deepest secret.

    And it is. I love Baz so much. I thought it was going to break me and leave me with nothing at all.

    Instead, it heals me; and allows me to feel something so good and pure. I never thought it would be possible.


    After their wedding reception, Simon and Baz spend the rest of the day together, enjoying the much-needed peace and quite. And a few snogs.



    Part 2 in I Choose You verse.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
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    25
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1540
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    Penny surprises Simon for his birthday - a dinner at Pitch cuisine. He's wanted to go there for so long, simply because of the exquisite food and not because Simon is obsessed with the head chef, Baz Pitch.

    When Agatha spots Simon at the restaurant, he desperately wishes for a fake boyfriend to show off to his ex.
    a head chef might just do the trick.

    Longing looks, banter and kisses.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    16
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    125
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    6
    Hits:
    901
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    Baz wakes up on Christmas Day, without any presents.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    1
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