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    Simon has one of those days when he wakes up early and can't get back to sleep. He's in self-isolation due to the Coronavirus outbreak, so he can't go anywhere, and everything's rather boring - but, luckily, he knows somebody who's bound to be up and tinkering in his shed. An early morning video call sees our boys go from chatting about vegetarian bacon sandwiches to eventually taking their clothes off.

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    After a long day of hunting for items, the stress of the search has taken its toll on an already ill Simon, who starts with feverish symptoms when they get back in Henry's Land Rover. Naturally, Henry is concerned about his little lamb and wants to help!

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    I'm not going to lie - it's a bit of smut - because I'm in love with these two and the thought gets me seriously hot under the collar. What can I say? This is the second time I've done the 'being forced to share a bed' trope in just a couple of months.

    "They're one off if they think I'm sharing a bed with you every time we come up to Scotland." He turned around to look at Henry, who was pacing across the room and away from the window, after having closed the curtains. The bespectacled man grinned at him and Si couldn't help but smile as he met with his eyes.

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    Henry couldn't believe it. He really did think he had just wandered into some sort of parallel dimension, where everything was all topsy-turvy, and turned inside out. Simon O'Brien - the same Simon O'Brien - was talking to him about motorbikes, of all things, in a passionate and knowledgeable manner.

    What could surprise Henry more than finding out that Simon knows about biking? Maybe finding out that Simon's secret passion isn't bikes, but actually the bikers themselves.

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    AU where Henry is single and goes on the BBC programme 'Love in the Countryside' - after speed dating several suitors, he brings three of them back with him to help out in the sheds, with upcycles and bikes. But none of them tickle his fancy - quite the opposite actually. And, at the end of it, he's left with one person on his mind, and that person's Simon.

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    It's throwing it down with rain, and Henry and Simon take cover from the storm in one of the sheds--

    Simon couldn't resist Henry like this. He was glistening from the rain, droplets from his hair glinting in the darkness, slightly pooling at the base of his neck and collarbone, the man a pure temptation. And he couldn't resist the sheer privacy of this unusual situation, with not a soul around.

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    Henry ravishes Simon on a Georgian bench chair and, for a split-second, feels like he's Mr. Darcy kissing Elizabeth. A fluffy and mildly raunchy short piece.

    Simon sprawled himself out on the two-seater, putting his feet up gently on one of the arms - it was quite a fragile, ornate piece - but he knew it would be sanded down and painted, so he didn't worry too much about scuffing it. Besides which, it was the first lie down he'd had in some time. "What do you think?" he looked to Henry.

    "I think..." he began to gaze at Si longingly, "...that you look like a Regency beauty, relaxing in her parlour... in her boudoir... and you're absolutely gorgeous." Henry had to wonder where that had come from; he'd walked straight out of Saving Private Ryan and right into Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.

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    The day before a bike show, Henry is angry with Guy and goes to have it out with him when something he never expected happens.

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    "I say. Hel-lo Si," he beamed, like a Cheshire cat.

    Feeling slightly timid, O'Brien retrieved the damp shirt and held it to his torso, covering his bare-chestedness. "Shut up," he told him, in a bashful Liverpudlian squeak.

    A drabble where Simon ruins his shirt and sends Henry out to the Land Rover to fetch a spare one. When he comes back, Si is half-undressed and Henry can't hold himself back.

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    "You're really taken with that," the Liverpudlian said. It must have been good for Henry to have bought his own upcycle back - he even offered the shed owner more than the estimate, just to guarantee that he'd own it.

    "It's just gorgeous, mate - I'm in love," his eyes switched between the clock and Simon as he made that statement, and the association between his words and his gaze caused O'Brien to slightly blush.

    Henry's in love with his pigeon clock, polished to perfection by Guy's fair hand. And, across the table, Simon is simply falling in love with Henry.

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    "Do you know - the intrinsic difference between you and I..." Si told him, "...is demonstrated in this ten-foot here."

    "Why?"

    "Because you were drawn to them immediately, weren't you? Lockers. And you actually walked across things of beauty to get there," he pointed to the obscenely tall, curved beams beneath their feet, "This looks like a deconstructed barn of some kind. This is going to be elm. This is beautiful."

    Based on the episode from which these lines were quoted. Henry sees beauty in those metal lockers and Si sees beauty in those long elm beams, but what they don't realise - is the beauty they see in each other. However, when Si trips on the planks and falls straight into Henry's arms, he finds himself a lot closer to Henry's beauty than he expects.

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    A fluffy ficlet where Henry and Si have an established, though secret relationship, and Simon wishes Henry would show him a little more affection in public, especially as there is no-one around - he seems to be more in love with his latest item!

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    Inspired by a comment I saw on the Find It, Fix It, Flog It Facebook page where someone was praising the show but complaining that Simon and Henry were too scruffy and looked like they were both homeless - which is a bit harsh, methinks. But anyway, in my fic, Henry has a good old moan to Simon about it and tries to prove that he's actually quite well-groomed.

    "Besides - they must have been talking about you," Si accused, "I always look well turned out - you're the scruffy one, Cole."

    "Is that right?" he challenged. "I'll have you know that I manscape!"

    "I don't want to know," O'Brien laughed.

    "Well, I trim my beard, anyway!"

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    Based on the very first episode of Find It, Fix It, Flog It, where Si makes a lovely fishtank but spends rather a lot of money on it. The two ladies who own the shed seem a little put out by the lack of profit and Simon is grumpy because he's saved the glass from being thrown away and forty quid is better than nothing.

    "You can't win them all, Si."

    "It's alright for you, Henry - you take a motorbike and give it a bit of a polish and change the spark plugs and Bob's your uncle - four figure sum. I put my heart and soul into trying to create something a bit different; something original."

    "And that's what I love about you."

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    When the weather conditions in the Welsh mountains become so snowy and dangerous that it's hard to carry on, even for the Land Rover, a broken headlight eventually puts a stop to Henry and Simon's journey back from a barn in Wales.

    And - after finding a nearby pub where they can be fed and watered - they find themselves in the same bed together after a large meal and several pints. Well it was always bound to happen, wasn't it? A fluffy, romantic, longer story of mine.

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    A cute little banter-y drabble. Simon likes to poke fun at Henry's fashion sense; he doesn't have to poke holes in his jeans though - they're already full of them!

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    Two men, one cake and a bike chain.

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    The chimes have rung out and love is in the air, except for Guy, but he doesn't want any of it anyway...

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    Henry had to confess that getting Simon drunk was the highlight of his Christmas. Because Simon was different when he was drunk, he'd come to realise. The first time Simon had drunkenly flirted with him, two Christmases ago, he hadn't really been prepared for it; he'd laughed it off, giving Si a hug and a friendly farewell. But, after sitting and thinking about it during the following months, it soon became something he could barely stop thinking of.

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    It's the night of the Christmas do, but where are Henry and Simon?

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