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    Cursed into a monstrous creature, Jaskier had made peace with waiting for the day a Witcher would arrive to slay the beast.

    Geralt didn't think much of the job: straightforward, break into the mansion and kill the monster inside.

     

    For who could ever learn to love a beast?

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    Geralt finds himself saddled with a nosy, noisy bard that just wont leave off. Resigned to his fate, Geralt allows the bard to travel with him, only to find out that the bard is not what he first appears to be.

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    PLOT HEAVY PORN

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    This started as a piss kink fic... and then grew legs and ran away with me. So have some... ah... plotty piss? Pissy plot? It's less about the piss and more about the "WHYYYYYY"

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    There's something about Jaskier that Geralt can't quite place. It isn't his boldness in waltzing right up to him, how he seems strangely unswayed by the witcher's cold front, or even the way he glues himself to Geralt's side.
    The bard makes his medallion sing and tug at its chain any time they touch.
    Perhaps that lute of his is enchanted. But Geralt has a funny feeling Jaskier is hiding something behind that warmhearted smile he finds himself so spellbound by.

    a.k.a. Fae Jaskier shenanigans.

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    It was in the silence his ghosts were always their loudest, their most dangerous; in stillness their most unavoidable.

    So Jaskier the bard sang his songs and filled the spaces. He hummed shanties long into the night, his fingers chasing up and down the strings of his lute like he had once chased his brothers and sisters up and down the rigging of their ships.

    Now he'd finally found a mentor who could teach him the final lessons he needed to become a full Witcher. So what if he seems strangely overprotective? They are the last of their schools, and Geralt allows Jaskier to walk his Path alongside him. Wolf and Crane, alone together.

    Too bad Geralt didn't realize what this strange human-seeming bard was actually asking of him.

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    Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.

    But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.

    Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.

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    “You can’t….” Aiden gritted his jaw and looked away from him when honeyed eyes shifted towards the source of the sound. “You can’t keep doing this.”

    “Doing what?” Geralt sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face and wincing at the sensation of dried blood flaking away. He must have missed it in the cursory scrub he’d attempted to clean off the evidence of the brief skirmish.

    “Acting like your death won’t be devastating.” A deep breath. “Acting like Jaskier would want you to do this.”
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    The Sequel to I'll Be Your Shelter

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    All magic has a price – this is something as true of Signs as any other spell. Following an exhausting fight, racist villagers capture the injured Witcher and bard, Geralt locked in irons while Jaskier is treated by a mage. Determined to release the human of the mutant’s thrall by any means necessary, the villagers turn to extreme measures. Jaskier must fight through chaotic amnesia and newly learned fears to save someone he doesn’t remember.

    Or: Geralt gets his facial scars, adds a few more elsewhere to his collection, and tries to stay alive long enough for Jaskier to remember that they aren’t friends, but brothers.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have a fight (or as Jaskier calls it a 'character assassination by Geralt') when Jaskier asks to join him at Kaer Morhen this winter. Heartbroken and swearing off all Witchers, Jaskier gets a shitty job with a shitter tiny house as part of his stipend in Oxenfurt. It is barely the end of winter and Eskel arrives on his doorstep, needing to talk to him - promising not everything is as it seems. Is Jaskier willing to forgive Geralt or have a Witcherless life?

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    wherein everything is the same, except when it isn’t.

     

     

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    “White Wolf,” he hears, and he glances up at where he knows Jaskier to be. They sound… well. It’s strange. They almost sound uncertain, though that’s not a sentiment Geralt thinks he’s ever attributed to Jaskier. “Do you believe in fate?”

    Geralt is silent for a moment, before he speaks. It’s more to let the question sink in than to collect his thoughts. “No,” he says, finally. “I try not to.”

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    A bard singing in the woods is nothing much worth paying attention to, he’s done it for years without interruption. So, he makes up a song on the fly—a very thinly veiled warning about conniving nobles and traps set for hissing creatures. It’s the best he can do.

    Apparently, his best is good enough this time, because when he turns around to head back to his room for the night, he nearly smashes his nose into a witcher’s chest.

     

    (After the dragon hunt fiasco, Jaskier accidentally finds himself adopted and thoroughly loved by a clowder of Cats.)

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    A bored Jaskier is a dangerous Jaskier. So, naturally, he invites himself to one of Eskel's meetings with buyers and providers of product. After promising to be on his best behaviour, a comment from one of the attendants at the meeting has him seeing red and acting out to protect his Wolves.

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    A bit of whump for our favourite white wolf.
    Geralt fights for money and fortune. Jaskier creates music. This is their modern world.

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    It's Geralt's birthday and Jaskier orders a cake

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    He just turned to go back to the inn after yet another day at the market with no news of any Witchers, the White Wolf or even the Butcher of Blaviken (he knew Geralt hated that name but hey, at this point Jaskier would take what he could get) when there were a series of shouts from behind him to “GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

    Jaskier whipped around just in time to see a horse barrelling towards him at a full gallop, knocking aside people and stalls like they were nothing. He rolled to the ground and out of the path of destruction, pulling his arms over his face instinctually, when the sounds of hooves pounding against packed dirt stopped suddenly and there was a warm muzzle prodding his arm. 

    Jaskier peeked up uncertainly. He had definitely done many strange things in his life, but he could honestly say “stopped a horse on a mad death stampede” was not one of them and he wasn't quite sure what to expect. 

    He looked once, looked again, and then a third time just to be sure because there was no way that this could possibly be “Roach?”

     

    or: Geralt is tortured by some stray Nilfgaardians years after the war. Luckily Jaskier finds him, but his journey back to health is anything but simple

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    Witcher!Jaskier Au. I just had to hop on this train, I love this AU.

    For years Julian Alfred Pankratz or known as Julian of Rediana the Witcher or Jaskier the bard has wandered the continent. But after the disastrous morning atop of the mountain, Jaskier realizes that the world wasn't safe for a bard like Jaskier. So Julian reverts to his natural state and beings to go back to the path, determined never to see the man who broke his heart.

    But Destiny had something else in mind. And Destiny loves to create turmoil.

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    Jaskier, with a suspicious string of dead lovers, marries Yen, who has similar intentions, and they come up with increasingly complex hilarious schemes to kill the other (that always fail) all while having to keep up the charade of a loving marriage and- ah shit, now they’ve grown on each other

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