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    Heart thundering against his ribs, Locus forces a blank expression. Carolina and Washington do not know him. No one knows him. Felix kept a few photos from when they were young and believed they could be the good guys, but all those mementos are gone now. He torched them his first stop after Chorus. There is nothing connecting a dark skinned man with deep scars to the armored menace who helped mastermind a genocide.

    But as Washington takes a glass of whiskey and a lurid pink concoction back to their booth, he can’t help angling his head and watching. Washington slides in beside Carolina. She offers him a weary smile as she takes the whiskey, and Washington settles his weight against her side, a small grin forming at the corner of his mouth as they prop each other up. Their exhaustion reminds him to all the times he and Felix had to drag each other to safety. Sometimes, in those hazy moments between awake and asleep, he still feels Felix clinging to him, cold feet wedged between his calves as Felix drools on his chest.

    The pieces of his heart he thought died long ago hum and sputter and ache. Seeing Carolina and Washington reminds him of those time, the good times. Seeing them together makes him ache.

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    Felix had walked past Freelancer Martial Arts every day on his way to his shitty, brainless job. Normally, he would’ve kept on walking without giving the dojo a second thought, but after Locus kicked him to the curb, he needed a win. Something nearby and cheap and guaranteed to re-inflate his ego.

    So when he saw a sign in the window offering a complimentary intro to self-defense class on Tuesday night, he’d snapped at the opportunity. Sure, it was stuff he’d learned when he was a kid, but just half-assing his way through the class exercises had his muscles singing to life. Despite years of inconstant practice and one too many beers most nights, his body remembered.

    But what he’d really been looking forward to was a little sparring after the lesson wrapped up. A little mat time to remind himself that even if his life was going nowhere, he was still better than some folks at something.

    Alternative Title: Carolina Definitely Plays with Her Food

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    Dear Tagebuch,
    This is my very first entry, you've gotten a glo up, you're now a pretty red leather journal, much better than the loose pages you were, stuffed in a folder.
    Felix pauses, & taps his lips with the butt of his pencil, trying to think about what he could put into the first entry.
    You can do whatever the hell you want, Tagebuch, & I'm going to set out to prove that. You ready to see just what someone can do when they put their mind to it, T?

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    The mission was silly, that's for sure...
    Locus and Felix got a job to kill someone on a ship, but the job didn't go fully as planned...
    The ship crashed in what Felix called "very fucking titanic" way.

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    Felix is bored, Locus is easy to fuck with. Connect the dots.

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    Just some more smut because I can't be stopped.

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    AU in which Felix works at a flower shop and Bridgette works at a tattoo parlor. Mature for language and possible mature themes.

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    2/?
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    Felix got his hands on some arousal gel that warms up at the contact of skin, especially genetalia and or nipple area.
    Locus was the unfortunate victim of Felix, but Locus revenge will leave Felix thinking not twice but three times before fucking with Locus again.

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    15
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    Felix promises Locus that he'll leave the Reds and Blues alone, but one betrayal deserves another... right?

    Lavernius Tucker, meanwhile, has just stumbled into his own worst nightmare. Hopefully, he doesn't end up making a deal of his own to get out of it.

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    The Lozano job is done and off the table. They got their cash and things should be good. Keyword: Should.

    It'd probably be easier if Felix would stop picking at sore spots and making things worse, but he has some shit he needs to say. Really.

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    "Now is not the time, Felix."

    "Well, the mark's not here yet. Now is as good a time as any to go drain your snake."

    Locus bites back a retort as a pair of party-goers pass him in the hall. Nevertheless, he makes his way to the restroom.

    Written for the prompt: Locus boner. In a suit. How do you deal with that

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    Grif is just trying to take a nap when he is confronted with a situation he doesn't know what to do with.

    “Hey, Fuckface,get up. I need to ask you something. It’s important and I need you to not make fun of me. I need you to not be an asshole for five fucking minutes, because there is literally no one else, and I don’t know what to do. I wouldn’t be here if I had other options.”

    “Dude, I reserve the right to make fun of you. What’s up?”

    “I think I’m bad at sex.”

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    When Felix comes back from the dead, Locus makes a deal with the devil to keep the Reds and Blues safe.

    The Reds and Blues assume that Locus betrayed them, until they uncover the truth. But they might be too late to save Locus.

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    Backstory: during NaNo, a medieval-ish AU spawned that, among other things, had Locus as a dragon who can shapeshift into a human and wants to learn more about them. Unfortunately for him, he gets nabbed by bandits almost as soon as he crosses the border, and can’t shift until Felix finds him & frees him. This is one possible immediate aftermath of that:

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    Donut was very observant when it came to the relationships status of all his friends (he doesn't need basebook for all of that), and so when he noticed how most of them are single all the time (like Wash) or are in terrible relationships (like Felix), or just need someone to give them compliments every morning (like Simmons), he decides to solve it in the most simplest way possible:

    SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGES!

    And because of how observant he is, he knows exactly who goes with who. Nothing will ruin his plan. Nope. Nothing at all.

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    Tex offers herself up as a distraction to make sure that Kimball isn't captured. But Kimball has to listen as Tex is captured instead.

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    'As by order of the president, the government has issued that all humans be on watch for suspicious activity among each other. Sightings have been on the rise for what scientists have called "Nobodies. " They are not like us, they are not human. They can hide in plain sight, unnoticed by the public. They wish to corrupt our way of life. If a "Nobody" is spotted please do not hesitate to call this number toll free at xxx-xxx-xxxx'

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    Wash wakes up buried alive in a coffin. In a race against time, the team searches for him.

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    For Tucker, the ocean was a big, deep and mostly boring place to live. Then David Washington literally fell into his life.

    For the Red vs Blue Reverse Big Bang 2017 on Tumblr. Companion art by OrangeCookieKay.

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    After the war, Locus ends up spending his days on Hawaii, where he meets Kai and Grif. Nothing will ever be the same.

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    272
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    56
    Hits:
    2010

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