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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    22/32
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    9
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    Todd shifted from foot to foot. “I’m, uh. I’m bi.” He was sure he’d said it aloud more this week than he had in his entire college career. “A friend of mine – Farah? – she said she knew you from work and that you were looking for a roommate, but if that’s a problem or whatever –”

    “No problem at all, darling,” Dirk said, his brilliant smile returning, “I’m gay enough for both of us.” He winked and disappeared back down the hallway with his arms full of notebooks, calling over his shoulder as he went. “When are you moving in?”

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    “the universe will work it out”.

    Todd would always be annoyed every time Dirk said this sentence. Probably because of the sheer amount of time he’s used this as an excuse to do dumb and dangerous things. And as he used to say it because he genuinely believed it, as time has continued, he more often said it now because he knew it annoyed Todd. And Dirk enjoyed the crinkled nose and the very cliche eye-roll that reminded him of a bratty teenager.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    4
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    27
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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title).

    All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual stories! All chapters are also now named to (hopefully) help you navigate them a little easier. So feel free to pick and choose and skip around or read in order, however you want!

    Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    63/?
    Comments:
    346
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    5683
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    Todd thinks he gets Mona, just a little bit.

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    1/1
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    10
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    18
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    3
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    62
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    Dirk, Todd, and Farah have seen many a strange thing in their lives. But this one... this one takes the cake.
    It all started Christmas morning, Dirk and Todd were shocked to discover a swarm of breakfast stealing bees. You heard me, breakfast stealing bees.
    What even is going on in this one?!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    23
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    12
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    Dopo aver perso il suo lavoro all’hotel Perriman Grand, Todd lavora vendendo vinili vintage a hipster sottovalutanti, mentre cerca di rimettere in sesto la sua vita. Dirk Gently è una sorta di cliente abituale. Almeno finché Dirk non riuscirà a riparare la sequenza temporale e a restituire a Todd la sua memoria.
    L’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale che non è un’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale.

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    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    17/20
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    Dirk has found a man he didn't know he was looking for. Now it's up to Farah, Todd, Mona, and an unexpected ally to save him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    374
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    Todd hasn't seen his parents for a while. And he owes them a lot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    20
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    – Привет, ого, все уже на месте, я взял кофе и чай Дирку, так что… это что, глаз?!
    Тодд замер, смотря на стол Дирка. Прямо посреди стола красовалась стеклянная кружка-банка, из тех, что стали появляться в различных хипстерских кафе, с ручкой и крышкой, заполненная чем-то прозрачным (может, все-таки водой?), и в ней плавал (хотя скорее тонул) глаз. Тодд не был экспертом, но, судя по размеру, все-таки человеческий.
    – Доброе утро, Тодд! Да! Ты очень наблюдательный.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational thewrongplath, flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    English
    Words:
    64,649
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    The reader learns of news, and never gets to fix it.

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    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    The smoke detector goes off when Todd is in the shower.

    "Shit," he curses, fumbling for the faucet. There's still conditioner in his hair and soap running down his chest, but he doesn't want to let the apartment catch fire just to rinse off. He snags the towel on the way out the bathroom door, and slides into the kitchen.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    Поначалу не казалось, что это что-то важное. Сложно распознать, что происходит что-то необычное, если необычное происходит постоянно. Когда утром твой лучший друг удивляется тому, что где-то продают пончики с бирюзовым кремом, днем в вас стреляют, а поздно вечером вы выпускаете на свободу чересчур интеллектуальных мышей, застрявших в лаборатории, оказавшихся вашими клиентами, распознать что-то странное бывает сложновато, особенно когда у тебя нет волшебных способностей, и ты не в состоянии слышать, чего хочет вселенная, короче, когда ты не Дирк.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Фара сомневается в себе, но это неважно.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    "We need a group costume," Tina says, leaning close to the camera and pointing menacingly at all three of the folks on the Seattle end. "If I'm flying all the way out to you guys for one lousy party, we need a theme."

    "Muppets?" Dirk suggests. He'd just discovered them a few weeks earlier, and feels very confident in his ability to sew felt.

    "No," Farah says. "Absolutely not."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    39
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    2
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    В тот момент они оба были парализованы, так что Тодд не собирался думать об этом. Будет же странно и крипово зациклиться на том, как твой лучший друг лежал на тебе на кровати в отеле, потому что вас обоих подстрелили путешествующие во времени продавцы газонокосилок. Так ведь?

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    Русский
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    30,662
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    67
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    This is basically my version of Season 3 so buckle up and get ready for a wild, crazy, holistic ride. And oh, keep an eye out and pay attention to "irrelevant" details...

    They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend.

    When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean.

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    English
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    54,772
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    799
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    Anything you put out in the world comes back tenfold. Every witch knows this. That's why Todd doesn't do magic anymore, just scraping by looking after Amanda and her visions. He really doesn't need the man who just fell through his window and keeps talking about familiars.

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    19,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    9
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    18
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    2
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    148
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    When Jane Oliver approaches Dirk Gently's Holistic Agency about a murder she thinks might have happened years ago without any clues, evidence, or even a victim, the agency quickly agrees to take the case. Dirk, Farah, and Todd find themselves at the Oliver family's Halloween party while investigating and have to participate in the family's Halloween tradition: the murder mystery party game. Will solving this fictional murder help them uncover anything about the real crime they're investigating, or is just a distraction from the actual case? And who died, anyways?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52

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