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    Todd and Dirk are captured by Priest at the Cardenas' house.

    aka:

    The one where Dirk loses himself, and Todd has no way to find him.

    "I scrubbed furiously, crying into the water as it swirled, but nothing would wash their blood off my hands.

    Nothing."

    (This is my first fic so it's probably horrible but you won't know unless you try, right?)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    12
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    329
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    When Todd and Farah agree to take Dirk to his first public party after much persistence on his part, he gets a little too drunk, and Todd has to deal with the repercussions.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    367
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    As they made their escape in the Kellum truck, Beast insinuated herself between Dirk and Todd.

    “Beauty-beauty boyfriends brave,” she crooned, directing her singsong at anyone who’d listen.

    Amanda, processing that on top of the kiss, abruptly punched Todd in the shoulder. “You slut!”

    “Hey, ow,” Todd said, shoving her halfheartedly in return. “We don’t get a thank-you?”

    “I assure you there’s plenty of wantonness on both sides,” Dirk protested. “Mutual sluttery.”

    [COMPLETED 10/14/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    11/11
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1991
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    Todd is very possibly dead. The universe is very possibly out of order. Dirk doesn't respond well to either of these things.

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    1,232
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    195
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    The Universe doesn't want to be fixed. Just leave her alone.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    After a case gone wrong, Dirk is forced to share a secret he has kept from his friends for a very long time. How will they react? Will Dirk get the help he needs?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    460
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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

    *
    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    104
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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

    Series
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    Words:
    2,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    860
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    At half past eleven, Dirk’s mobile lit up with a text, and Todd mumbled that his stomach hurt.

    Dirk recognized Farah’s number, but the message was hidden. “I’ll fetch us something,” he said.

    Todd watched him dress, amused at Dirk's perfunctory job of it. “Commando, huh? No socks?”

    “Shut up,” Dirk said, half-buttoning his wrinkled shirt. “Who needs pants to make a sandwich?”

    “But you're wearing—” Todd huffed into the pillows, remembering “—trousers. Never mind.”

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    BEWARE OF INCOMING FLUFF AND FEEL GOOD SILLIES!!

    Dirk is very pleased with his decision. It’s a rather good decision--no, a downright fantastic decision! In fact, it might be the very best decision he’s ever made.

    You see, Dirk has decided that he and Todd have spent entirely too much time lately doing dull things like work and investigate and sleep. Okay, maybe investigating isn’t that dull, but he can tell that Todd and Farrah just need a break from it all. So, in a flash of insight at 3:16am, Dirk has decided that they need to have a day at the beach.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    72
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    ‘Really?’ he says.
    ‘What?’
    ‘‘Treat her gently’?’
    ‘Well, that’s what people say about cars, Todd.’
    ‘I was talking about the pun, Dirk.’
    ‘The pun? Oh, gosh, the pun!’ Dirk stares at him in dumbfounded awe. ‘Todd, this is a great day.’
    --
    our favourite detective agency have an eventful morning with yoga, dreams and a really terrible starfish.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    325
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    Due to some unforeseen financial struggles, the Mystery Gang decides to embark on a road trip to Southern California for a promising case, despite some members (read: Todd) not being entirely on board with the decision.

    A good old-fashioned, slow-burn romance. Featuring; small and shabby motel rooms not big enough for two, an extravagant wedding, tacky roadside diners and jukeboxes, inadvertent cuddling, the (somewhat enjoyed) sharing of clothing, buried feelings, and the forced sharing of motel room beds certainly not big enough for two

    (just your standard, run-of-the-mill roadtrip au ft. your two fave, hopeless boys)

    Language:
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    8,590
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    767
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    Years after escaping Blackwing, and still, Dirk knows he'll never be free of them.
    He just wishes the universe would stop reminding him of that.

     

    (Or: A series of connected snippets in Dirk's life as he finally becomes the detective he dreamed of being.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    11,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    215
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    Farah confronts the vestiges of her past as she, Dirk, and Todd travel east to visit her mother. It turns out Farah isn’t as over her father’s death as she thought she was.

    Language:
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    Words:
    10,507
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    158
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    Maybe he was dreaming, maybe this was just some bullshit his brain made up and he would step through the office door and find himself in an upside-down version of the Ripley or on Pluto. But since, for the time being, he seemed to still be here, he might as well do this right. Brandishing pajamas and indignation, Todd announced his entrance.

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    3,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
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    376
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    Dirk discovers that Pancake Day isn't celebrated in America and resolves to give his friends a surprise. Things don't go to plan.

    Language:
    English
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    1,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    319
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    Farah is saved from answering when Tricia promptly throws up on her own shoes. She would be more annoyed, but in the moment she finds herself too preoccupied to care.

    Girls with girls.

    There’s a thought.

    Prompt fill for: If you're still taking prompts: how Farah realised she's a lesbian

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    295
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    And in the deafening silence, Farah realized she had made a grave mistake.

     
    "Oh my God, Farah, I didn't know you could sing!"

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    154
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    It’s the little things about Christmas that truly make it all feel like family. Or, how each character and group learns to cope with the events of the first season as they experience Christmas together for the first time.

     

    //For DGHDA Christmas Mini Big Bang.//

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    491
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    Dirk was familiar with Christmas in theory but not practice. Todd and Farah were happy to go along for the ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,962
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1135

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