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    “Does anyone there look familiar? I am going to kill Adam, he’s done this on purpose!” Crowley hissed.
    Aziraphale frowned. “Well, Adam of course. And-“
    “Nanny Ashtoreth?” came a disbelieving – and American – voice. “Is that you?”

     

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    Adam brings his boyfriend, Warlock, home for the holiday. Adam figures out that Warlock's nanny and gardner may, in fact, be a certain demon and angel of his acquaintance. Adam has a very, very good idea.

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley are required to pull on some old disguises at short notice, Warlock is delighted to see his old caretakers again, and Adam's going to pay for this later but right now it's hilarious.

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    Based on an anon prompt from tumblr:

    "Lena’s life is threatened and the DEO urges her to go hide in a small town (in or out of the country) where the name Luthor won’t mean anything, and Kara of course goes with her bc that’s what (superhero) friends are for. So that’s how they end up fake married in a small town and fall in love for real. Or realize they’re already in love?"

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    Gilbert Blythe, a student of medicine struggling to make ends meet, is accosted by a desperate red-headed stranger who promises to pay him over and above what he needs if he agrees to marry her immediately.

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    “Have we been fools?” Crowley asked.

    “The worst kind.”

    “Oh, I don’t know.” Crowley stood and placed his other hand on Aziraphale’s cheek, forcing his gaze up. “I’ve never had more fun than when I’ve been a fool with you.”

    or: nanny ashteroth and brother francis arrive at the dowlings, married. the decision ripples through the years.

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    As an actor, Chanyeol was taught to mask the truth with lies to appeal to the public in a positive light.
    Ultimately, he knows that it depends on himself to decide if one day, he could break character and reveal his secrets to the world.

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    Adam just found out that without being married, he'll lose half his scholarship for his MBA. He's pretty sure he can blame the next words on temporary insanity, the words saying he's engaged to his best friend and they'll get married in the next five days if it means he gets to keep his scholarship.

    Now he just has to convince Ronan.

    That'll probably be the easy part considering he's going to have to hide the fact he's been in love with Ronan since he was eighteen.

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    Steve just wanted a job. He wasn't expecting a marriage proposal. And he certainly wasn't expecting to accept.

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    "We’ll call ourselves the new romantics: partners in crime, 21st century millennials making money out of marriage. Like a movie, but in real life."

    What do you do when you're set to inherit billions from your recently deceased grandfather's will, but only on grounds that you must be legally married?

    Easy. You hire someone to play husbands with.

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    Brienne visibly swallows and gives him a look. A look that she’s given him plenty of times since they set for the Vale to see if they could really find Sansa after burying what was left of her mother. That look says please just go along with whatever I’m going to say right now.

    She doesn’t even leave him time to nod. She turns to Sansa and the opens her mouth, and - what comes out of it is not what he had expected.

     

    “We’re married,” Brienne says, her voice incredibly steady considering how bad of a liar she is, and her hand reaches out and her fingers curl around the ones of his left hand.

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    Fills for prompts over on the Imagine Tony & Bucky blog.

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    “I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.

    “Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."

    “It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."

    “Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.

    “Will you come to a party with me?"

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    “Oh. Yeah.” Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. “Come to New York with me tomorrow?"

    Aziraphale blinked. “Why?"

    “To see how Warlock is doing,” Crowley said, as if that was obvious. “You’re a terrible father for an angel. I’m a demon, and I make a far better mother."

    "We're not his parents! He has two perfectly good parents of his own!"

    "Fine."

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    Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him, for some high-end hedonism, and at exactly which point did Crowley start referring to him as his husband anyway?

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    Complete 20th August

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    “We have five days of this ahead of us, Cap. Call me crazy, but I think if we don’t spend the entire time fighting over every little thing, we might have a chance of actually pulling this off.”

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    Tony tells a joke, that turns into a lie, that turns into him having to pretend to Steve Rogers' husband for five days. Just his luck.

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    After HYDRA reemerges with new technology stolen from Tony Stark, General Ross agrees to extend amnesty to Steve and the others. He's hesitant to include Bucky until he hears that Bucky is now a married man trying to start a family. The problem? Bucky is still in hiding in Wakanda, and he definitely isn't married. Natasha searches for and finds the perfect candidate for his fake wife in Darcy Lewis, who doesn't need much convincing. Steve has a harder time talking Bucky into this charade. Can Bucky and Darcy pull off a fake marriage without actually falling in love? Can Bucky build a friendship with Tony that can overcome their past? And what is Ross really up to?

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    My collection of Team Red stories because they are all hot messes. Except Peter. Two-Thirds of them are hot messes.

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    Castiel is desperate to provide for his son as a single parent... even if that meant taking in a total stranger. Castiel, like most desperate people for a paycheck, has been attempting to get approved by a government program to care for Man-made soldiers (discharged from the war due to the inability to continue fighting). All Castiel had to do if approved is welcome the memory wiped man as his mate and treat him like he had been there the whole time. The Solider, of course, wouldn't know anything but the programmed and fake memories of a life with him. Castiel just had to play make-believe...but...what happens when those make-believe feels become...real?

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    The Decepticons and Autobots both want to form an alliance with the Omurians so when their factions are sent an invitation to meet with them they send their best. Unfortunately for Ratchet and Megatron neither one of their factions is good at translating Omurian into Neocybex.

    Now if they want to nab the alliance and not have the Omurian's side with the Black Box Consortia they've got to work together...and pretend to be the lovingly mated pair who rules over Cybertron.

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