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    ❝I’m beginning to think that you’re some sort of sex addict.❞

    or an [au] in which Isak works in a convience store and Even is the customer who flirts by telling bad jokes and buying condoms.

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    978
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    2/?
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    A collection of smutty prompts sent to me on Tumblr.

    Mostly smut between Even and Isak, and sometimes (rarely) Chris, to be honest.

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    2/?
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    Remember A Force of Nature, the heartbreak and angst with an unhappy ending and an alternate kinda-happy ending?

    Neither of those was the End.

    This a sequel, and you will need to read AFON first to enjoy this properly. Unless you're here just for the sex (no shame!), that will work on its own.

    I hope to make this Evak endgame, but with these particular two I can make no solid promises.

    I will be keeping the het smut to the absolute minimum. I don't like it. Not my thing.

    Check the notes for more, thank you!

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    11/?
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    86
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    5
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    Even Bech Naesheim is finally at the stage of his life where he is OK. Where he has contentedly survived his 30th birthday, and to be honest, given a chance he probably wouldn't change a thing. Except that he has this thing for the guy who shops down at the co-op. The one who looks like a deer caught in the headlights. The one that makes Even have dirty thoughts at night when he should be falling asleep and not daydreaming about tall men with golden curls and lips so kissable that it makes Even's head go a little fuzzy.

    Isak Valtersen's life is pretty awesome. He is an award winning author of filthy gay porn, his friends surprisingly still like him enough to stick around, and his mate Magnus has the the dirtiest mind in Norway, which kind of comes in handy when you get stuck with with an erotic plot going nowhere.

    He spends his days doing what he does best. Watching TV, eating disgusting microwave meals meals and wanking in front of Porn-hub. Oh yes, and he writes stories about the man he should have been. The man who is brave and fearless and who is all of those things that Isak is not. Because it's not like Isak Valtersen has game anymore.

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    20/?
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    It’s just Even’s luck that his soulmate has a cool, skater boyfriend and his moral code won’t allow him to break them up. It’s also just his luck that his soulmate won’t stop hitting on him.

    (also known as, Even meets Isak, but mistakes Jonas for Isak’s boyfriend.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    “who knew that you are exactly what I needed for my parents to finally stop pitying me? Talk about perfect timing.”

    Or

    Even is tried of people worrying about his mental health, especially his parents. His boyfriend Isak, whom his parents don't know about, steps in to help.

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    Valtersen raises his hand and a subtle glow extends from his fingertips, passing over Even and causing a sensation as though he'd just walked through a waterfall. He shivers, and looks to Valtersen for answers.

     

    “I'm checking if you're armed,” Valtersen says as if it should be obvious. “You do know it's still technically part of your official duties to slay dragons when you come across them?” He reaches an arm behind him, and allows the tiny blue-green creature to climb onto his shoulder. “But if you try anything, you'll regret it.”

     

    or: isak is the grumpy wizard with a pet dragon and even is the prince that needs his assistance

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Elektriker Even og bioingeniør Isak har blitt samboere, og Eskild inviterer til ESC-fest i naboleiligheten 18.mai. Men Isak tok av på 17.mai, og orker egentlig ikke tanken på fest en gang, dessuten er han ikke så opptatt av Grand Prix heller...

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    "So beautiful," Even thought. "I would probably melt under his touch."

    He got up, put on sweatpants, closed the blinds and lay down in his bed. "I should’ve gone over and talked to him," he thought as he fell asleep.
     

    Or: The one where Even, coming out of a depressive episode, falls in love with a boy he sketched and, the second they meet, they realize they're now stuck with each other - in a good way.

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    2/4
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    Even es un paciente que va todos los días al consultorio de la doctora Valtersen, madre de Isak Valtersen. De repente llega un día a un horario no convenido y comienza a hablar con Isak.
    Isak se enamora.

    Evak. UA. Oneshot.

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    Chapters:
    53/?
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    In a society where Alphas and Omegas are expected to act in very specific ways, Even and Isak don't fit the mold.

    On their own separate paths, they break away from the community that suffocated them, taking a damaging prejudice towards their complementary and opposite sex with them.

    Fate and circumstance brings them together, giving them the opportunity to change those firmly held beliefs before society catches up with them.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Isak önskar att han kunde berätta sanningen, men det kan han inte. Det är alldeles för komplicerat.

    Det blir inte enklare när han möter Even.

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    Chapters:
    49/50
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    After meeting Isak, the younger brother of his friend Lea, Even becomes infatuated by the boy and no matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to stay away.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    30
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    137
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    17
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    isak sits at the edge of a cliff with his best friend beside him, and everything falls into place.

    alternative title: look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Isak's life is a mess, his room is mess, his bank account is a mess, at least he has good friends and his grades are pretty good. Enter Even, who makes his life a little messier and a little happier.
    Mikael would say that seeing Beanie Boy through the window is one of the best things of his job, the pay and his colleges are good too but seeing him almost every day makes his day a little better. He wonders when would Beanie Boy finally enter the shop.

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    "And they never talked again about how Even gave Isak his very first kiss. They never talked about how that night Even also gave Isak his second and the third. About how at some point Isak didn’t even remember how many kisses they had had. They didn't talk about how they had kissed lazily lying on Even's bed with their legs intertwined. How they had kissed uncountable minutes straight, cupping each other faces."

    Childhood AU that was supposed to be one shot.

    Look at this draw. I offered it as a prompt, and she did it: https://nessauepa.tumblr.com/post/173986230748/flabbergastedboatwoman-based-on-a-childhood-au

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
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    'Do you think this is a silly idea? I mean, to talk with a stranger?'

    'Well, if it is, that makes us equally silly then'

    Isak huffs and answers:

    'Haha, it does'

    Then it takes a little while before there's an another message:

    'But honestly I think it's cool'

    'Hmm?'

    'To be able to talk with someone who doesn't view you based on any previous assumptions or so. To be just as you are, right now'

     

    Alternate universe, they fall in love and are so good for each other, they always are.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
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    At the outer rims of the galaxy, two smugglers end up finding big and important things. And each other.

    I saw a prompt in the SKAM stories FB-group about a crossverse fic: Evak in Star Wars. I bit, with gusto.

    This is for fun, and I have really enjoyed writing this. It's also a lot of work because my general knowledge of Star Wars is based on the movies, which I do adore (except episodes I-III). So it might update a bit slow.

    The story takes place sometimes between/alongside episodes VII and VIII. At least that's my working plan. The events of the movies are not present in the fic, except as rumors or stories.

    Isak and Even will definitely make it, and it will be Evak endgame.

    I will most likely include more SKAM characters later on.

    The tags will update as I go, I have yet no idea how Evak's relationship will develope. Or well, some idea, but we shall see.

    Welcome to this journey with me. IN SPACE!

    PS. You will not need to know Star Wars in order to read this, I think. Maybe just google some species for visuals.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
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