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    After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

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    Part Two of The Calamity is Calling main story arc. A Modern AU LoZ story. Now that the Calamity as struck, what's a burgeoning Hero to do?
    The title is an awful pun, but accurate in describing the contents. Not for the faint of heart. Please read the warnings both in the tags and at the start of every chapter, as well as Part One - Of Cake and Calamity - just to have some background characterizations and relationships in mind.

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    A story exploring what happens to and between Alfred and Wilhelmina if we accept the plot the series gave us. How did they get there, and what does it mean for the rest of their lives carried out through the Victorian era's ever-tightening notions of morality with the ghost of Edward Drummond never far away? What happens when people must abide within the liminal spaces of love and sex, life and death, societal convention and individual desires?

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    Penelope Garcia starts a group text for the members of the BAU. They all share and learn more about their resident genius. Light-hearted text fic with far too many dirty jokes.

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    Caesar likens himself to a sinner, crucified in Rome. His cross was soft sheets and the nails were Joseph’s hands.

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    Joe and Nicky, in the year before the movie takes place. With all the fluff, romance, and moments in between. Five Moments Style

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    “Look, Spock. I’ve been noticing this thing you do, when I – well. When I hook up.”

    Spock looks like he would like nothing more that to be shot into outer space and suffocate. He opens his mouth, then closes it again. So he won’t deny it, Jim thinks grimly. He’s grateful for Vulcan honesty, at least.

    //

    Jim notices something; Spock pines.

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    Disgusted Drake: reylo
    Approving Drake: PolGer
    What's the difference? Uh... Lifespan.

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    The hour grows late, he whispered as he tugged at Benvolio's sleeve, and while he was not wrong, he could usually be convinced to set his good sense aside long enough for a drink or two.

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    O ile anglojęzyczny wiersz z 28. marca miał jeszcze jakieś hamulce, o tyle tutaj już nie ma żadnych.

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    Joey Drew has been through more than he would like to admit.

    But he's not alone.

    His family is there for him.

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    they were bound to find out anyway, except this isn't how they'd envisioned it.

    or in which a slip of the tongue leads to things getting out of hand.

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    I heavily edited the Chapter Three ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/21398941/chapters/63028447 ) because I went overboard with the sex scenes. Here's the explicit version.

    Don't try any of this, ever, or do a proper research. My point was to highlight Wrocmira's otherness as a ghost.

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    Sisheng Peak burned overhead, and as Mei Hanxue nursed his injury and waited for Xue Meng at the foot of the mountain, he encountered an unexpected face.

    “Jiang-zunzhu, please be more careful with your words,” Mei Hanxue replied, one eyebrow lifted. “If this junior didn’t know any better, I would say you are propositioning me.”

    “You have a certain… reputation,” Jiang Xi said carefully.

    Written for Iyrs’ birthday and 2Ha Week Day 6: Memory.
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    Come on Robbie, it’ll be fun!

     

    That should have been the first red flag, right there. He should have politely declined. Or maybe, knowing his friend’s dangerously efficacious powers of persuasion, he should have beaten a hasty retreat, locked himself in his room—and quite possibly invented a highly infectious disease to keep his friend safely out of beguilement range. 

    Because those words never ended well for him. Ever.

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    Stumbling upon a drunk Ingrid in a pile of hay, Sylvain has to think fast to get her back on her feet. Neither he nor Felix knows what made her resort to crying in the stables at midnight, but considering that it's Ingrid, they can be sure it's bad.

    In the words of her father, however, maybe this was the last push needed to finally set things in motion.

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    It's Deceit's job as self-preservation to keep the mind in balance. What constitutes "balance" has shifted many times before. This is the story of the side's struggle for power and how individuals got caught in the crossfire.

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    Some very strange things have been happening to Tony, and he seeks out Dr Strange to get some answers.

    This leads the billionaire on a wild goose chase to London in search of a book - but we all know our resident bookseller A. Z. Fell finds it rather impossible to part with his prized literature.

    A quick snap of the fingers should do the trick... until it doesn't.

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    5 times Illumi flirts with Hisoka and.... let's be real, it's way more than 5 times, and he absolutely sucks at it. Hisoka likes it, though.

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    Lady Me helps Clara with a little problem.

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