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    May is National Masturbation Month, so to celebrate I decided to start a new little series featuring the Teen Wolf gang pleasuring themselves (but not each other. Solo fun only is the theme for this story).

    Part 1 - Jordan Parrish
    Part 2 - Jackson
    Part 3 - Stiles
    Part 4 - Lydia
    Part 5 - Scott
    Part 6 - Gerard
    Part 7 - Isaac

    Part 8 - Ethan & Aiden


    “Still can’t get it inside Danny, huh?” Aiden laughed and fisted himself through his shorts.

    “It’s too big,” Ethan whined, holding his cock out away from his body for his twin to see, as if he didn’t have an exact copy of his own straining to be let out.

    “Poor baby,” Aiden cooed with exaggerated sympathy as he shook his erection, hitching the loose material higher up his thighs, “too big for your boyfriend to take.”

    “It’s not funny!” Ethan threw Aiden a quick glare before allowing his gaze to drop to the wet spot that had formed over the end of his brother’s tent, turning the fabric from a basic blue to a damp navy. He nodded with his chin toward it. “Are you gonna do something about that?”

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    Hikari Netto and Hikawa Tohru field test IPC’s newest innovation with a little help from Iceman and Elecman.

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    Aglovale joins the crew to work on peace treaties and other diplomatic efforts with neighboring islands. However, his past actions and persona as a King leads him to be quite the Enigma.

    Save for one indisputable fact.

    He absolutely wants to get with Siegfried.

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    All the young girl ever wanted was to become a peanut.

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    Rua and Rally Dawson have a “Riding” Duel.

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    Will has a bet with Richard on how many innuendos he can work into his next play. Kit is amused - and in one-sided love with the bard.

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    Of all the ways to die in the west, could masturbating be one of them?

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    Sara finds too much self-pleasure summons the Devil, but summoning a sexy woman to your quarters isn't necessarily a bad thing. Inspired by a comment on a previous mmom fic (see notes)

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    While making his last curry delivery for the evening, Dingo interrupts a private moment between his Cross Fusion teammates, Hikari Netto and Rokushakudama Nenji, who propose he take part in their steamy, late-night escapade.

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    Deadpool discusses being Canadian and enjoying wanking. Crack flash fic for mmom (Merry Month of Masturbation)

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    Three years after the fall of King Gorge, Chase and his allies are still travelling. On a relaxing getaway to Banana Island, Albert and Chet serve Chase a scrumdiddlyumptious breakfast in bed.

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    Oyama Chisao suffers an email mishap, one that may jeopardize his relationship with his best friend.

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    He always wakes up when Seokjin leaves the bed. It had become a habit; they fuck like they can't get enough of each other in the night then Seokjin leaves him without a word while Yoongi pretends to be asleep in the morning.

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    Tessa is the artist, and Mariah is her canvas.

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    It all started at the hardware store on West 3rd Street. It was about in the center of things for the neighborhood it was in, and people popped by frequently from artists to carpenters to mechanics. Everyone who was making something went to Benny’s Wares. The aging old man who ran the place kept a good shop and had pretty much everything anyone could want in terms of DIY projects. It was a simple place full of a broad spectrum of people, and nobody talked to anyone. Customers got what they needed and left in simple, swift encounters. At least, that was how it went before Tony crossed paths with Stephen.

    *Explicit rating just to be safe- No gore, violence, or hard kinks were included in this fic.

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    A private ritual between Hikari Netto and Hikawa Tohru grows into something neither of them expected.

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    The space between us... was not always so great.

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    In the final battle against Zarc, the borderline between worlds comes undone. Kozuki Allen takes a trip through a portal from the Xyz Dimension of Arc-V to Neo Domino City of 5D’s, where he and his new companion Rua ride out the apocalypse together.

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    Hikawa Tohru surprises Hikari Netto with a sexy birthday present: a threesome with renowned Net Chess battler, Aragoma Torakichi.

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    “Jinks! Jinksy!” Claudia wailed, kicking the ghost pirate in the chest to put some distance between them (it helped if you went for the dramatic when you were trying to stay alive on the ghost pirate ship) (of course it had been Pete who figured that out) and pointing. “Steve, he went that way!”

    “I’m on him!” Steve said, and Claudia, had the situation not been quite so dire, might have delivered a ‘That’s what she said’—or at least whatever version of that was acceptable for a gay man who kept getting into amorous entanglements with his enemy—in response.

    It was kind of funny at this point. Claudia even kind of shipped it.

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