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    Rebecca is happy to have have Ted back after his summer holiday. Only there’s a problem.

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    Ever wonder what would happen if a professional disability activist went through Katawa Shoujo, annotated it, showed off why it works so well on a technical and philosophical level, added essays on parts of the disabled experience brought up in the game, live-reviewed an anime touching in the same themes, and made all this visible to screenreaders?

    Well, now you know.

    Updates MWF.

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    All his life Jimin has wondered who makes the tattoos that tend to appear on his skin out of nowhere. He has studied them, grown to love them. Even if his inked skin makes it difficult for him to pursue his dream, Jimin is grateful for it - as it also saved him.
    He thought he would never find out who was responsible for it all.
    Until...
    His life slowly changes and truths come out the moment he meets the talented tattoo artist - Jeon Jungkook.

     
    !!! this is shit and ao3 deserves better !!!

    (short chapters cuz that's how I do it)
    (gets better in time)

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    Unfinished Overwatch fic, from March 2020 to present. Mainly Gabriel-centric or Gabriel/Jack.

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    There’s a dead girl in my closet. The dead girl could be me, I wear her every day to look normal and be like everybody else...

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    seras visits heinkel and has a little chat

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    One day on Ember Island they went to the beach. Katara did not expect ice cream to be eaten as it was.

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    A story exploring what happens to and between Alfred and Wilhelmina if we accept the plot the series gave us. How did they get there, and what does it mean for the rest of their lives carried out through the Victorian era's ever-tightening notions of morality with the ghost of Edward Drummond never far away? What happens when people must abide within the liminal spaces of love and sex, life and death, societal convention and individual desires?

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    “What’s so difficult to understand about, “I want you to choke on my dick the same way you deep throat a banana?’”

    “Miyuki, you’re not helping,” Shunpei hissed.

    Shunpei finds Raichi's banana awfully apeeling. If only he knew how to bring it up to him.
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    Mirror posted a link to a tumblr post in the KaiShin Events Discord, and I, in my hubris, replied

    Is this a challenge
    Because I'll write about Shinichi sucking down Kaito's custard launcher if I have to, but I don't think anyone would enjoy the product of that effort

    To which the rest of the server responded 👀 too many times for me to ignore.

    Thus did this fic come to be

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    Aziraphale and Crowley take a break from planning their infiltration of the Dowling family.

    Banter, poetry, sex jokes, sex. And fun!

    Written for the Non-Erotic Smut Bingo Challenge. I checked off every single one, plus a handful of my own.

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    Alistair doesn't know what to make of the new Warden, until she takes matters into her own hands (so to speak)

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    A short and tasteful story.
    Mostima urges her fellow angel Exusiai to find out what she really tastes like...

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    В начале месяца Зимних Молний 400 года круга Скал Ричард найдёт в кабинете эра исчёрканный листок, сброшенный со стола ветром

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    Somehow Cas hoarding honey in the bunker leads to Dean chasing a donkey through a corn maze. Dean isn't entirely sure how he got there either but it's one hell of a ride.

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    Harry is tired of finding watermelon seeds on his balcony every morning. So he does what any polite, young man would do: he finds out who the perpetrator is, and ask them politely to stop. The problem is, said perpetrator is local punk Louis, who likes telling pretty boys his spitting habits and gets himself into situations he really doesn't need to be in.

    Original Prompt: A Keeps spitting their watermelon seeds over the balcony, and B finds them and gets angry.

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    Part 1: When Percy and Leo Iris message Annabeth, Leo makes a very wrong assumption about the dark-haired baby in Annabeth’s arms. Awkwardness ensues.

    Part 2: Leo has a bet with Annabeth and Percy on whether the rest of the gang will think that Estelle is their kid.

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    Five Times David Wore Something of Patrick’s, and One Time Patrick Wore Something of David’s.

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    Silver has a problem. Flint has an interest, as it turns out, and tells a story.

    Well this sure exists in the world now. I have done a terrible thing. MIND TAGS I like to think it's sweet and classy for what it is, but fundamentally this is still very niche watersports porn, like, that's it. I don't know what happened, it arrived in my brain fully formed, and demanded to be written before I could do fanfic standard hurt/comfort in the other fic. Thanks, brain!

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    Jason finds a list of bad euphemisms on the internet, and he's not afraid to use them.

    [Podfic Version] - Length: 03:46

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