7 Works in Escort Mission - Cracked.com

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1. Weekend at Swaims by YourFavoriteIdiot

   Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Escort Mission - Cracked.com  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Sep 2017

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Soren Bowie/Michael Swaim
   • Daniel O'Brien
   • Michael Swaim
   • Gregory Burke
   • Katie Willert
   • Soren Bowie
   • sleep over
   • Awkwardness
   • The Smurfs - Freeform
   • Roommates
   • secret reveal

   Summary

   Dan has to spend the weekend on Michaels couch, a secret is revealed to the gang

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,005

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   304

2. It's a small world after all by siangjiang

   Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Escort Mission - Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com  

   • General Audiences
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Oct 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Soren Bowie/Daniel O'Brien
   • L33t/N00b
   • Soren Bowie/N00b
   • Soren Bowie
   • Daniel O'Brien
   • Michael Swaim
   • Katie Willert
   • N00b (Escort Mission)
   • L33t (Escort Mission)
   • Crossover
   • talk about sex
   • Sexual Confusion
   • Soren being in denial

   Summary

   Soren looked at Katie in disbelief "Michael has a roommate?"

   "Or boyfriend" she said "We're not really sure"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,180

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   91

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   1164

3. Rare Gems by neveralarch for masterofmidgets

   Fandoms: Escort Mission - Cracked.com  

   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   24 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • L33t/N00b
   • L33t (Escort Mission)
   • N00b (Escort Mission)

   Summary

   L33t was dominating Street Fighter. Or, he would be dominating Street Fighter if his roommate wasn't the most distracting man in the world.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   494

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

   74

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   732

4. A Surplus of Zombies by misura for lionessvalenti

   Fandoms: Escort Mission - Cracked.com  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • L33t/N00b
   • POV Second Person

   Summary

   You're playing Plants vs Zombies on your phone while he's blasting away at them with a machine gun.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,421

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   42

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   567

5. Yes Homo by sarcasticsra for lionessvalenti

   Fandoms: Escort Mission - Cracked.com, Cracked.com  

   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jun 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • L33t/N00b
   • L33t (Escort Mission)
   • N00b (Escort Mission)
   • POV Second Person

   Summary

   L33t thinks things may have changed. N00b clarifies everything for him.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   545

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   75

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

   937

6. First Date Faux Pas by sarcasticsra for anathemagerminabunt

   Fandoms: Escort Mission - Cracked.com, Cracked.com  

   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • L33t/N00b
   • L33t (Escort Mission)
   • N00b (Escort Mission)
   • Original Character
   • POV Second Person

   Summary

   N00b has (in retrospect, what should be) the obvious pointed out to him.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,340

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   98

   Bookmarks:

   10

   Hits:

   1036

7. Conversational Korean by lionessvalenti for sarcasticsra

   Fandoms: Escort Mission - Cracked.com  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jan 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • L33t/N00b
   • N00b (Escort Mission)
   • L33t (Escort Mission)
   • Ficlet
   • Pre-Slash
   • Realization
   • POV Second Person

   Summary

   N00b realizes his current state of being.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   574

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   86

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

   973

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