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    In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James instantly falls for the beautiful Jayne and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?

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    Chapters:
    18/19
    Comments:
    27
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    17
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    2
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  2. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960), Firestorm (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dark Souls (Video Games), Destiny (Video Games), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy  

    01 Jul 2020

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    Comments:
    88
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    224
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    "The metallic number 12 hung crookedly from the door like a sombre premonition of what James would find inside. The Double-O reached forward and barely brushed his fingers against the dark wooden door when it swung open ominously, revealing the disaster inside the modest hotel room..."

    Q could not manage to escape from Spectre in Austria and James is starting to realise that his Quartermaster might mean more to him than he initially thought. He's willing to go through hell to get Q back home, but in which condition?

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2614
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    Bond was never quite sure what he was; he only knew that his mother was the same and despite all of her 'accidents', she never really stayed dead. He didn't either, when his time came. He lived to see the rise and fall of World War 2, watched as Vietnam got invaded and the Berlin Wall fell, and kept coming back with a new body, a new face, but the same love of Queen and country.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    504
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    Не то, чтобы Джеймс был очень удивлен увидеть Кью в баре клиники Хоффлера… Нет, на самом деле сейчас он очень удивлен — он был твердо уверен, что квартирмейстер не летает на самолетах. Но еще более его поразил тот факт, что Кью приехал к нему лично. Кью мог спокойно просто сдать М его месторасположение и умыть руки. Поступить так было бы благоразумно. Но запинающийся квартирмейстер сейчас пытается его убедить вернуться. И это заставляет Джеймса думать, что, возможно, Кью — это еще один союзник.

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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    When MI-6 is targeted by a secretive cyber-terrorist directorate, the majority of Q Branch is lost in the explosion. As Bond struggles to find his place in the ashes of the old MI-6, the newly instated Q is eager to make her mark in the shadows of the British Secret Service. Features Fem!Q and follows the events of Skyfall, Spectre & most likely No Time To Die.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    17
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    2
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    In which none of them are who they once were, in which villains and lovers come and go, and in which the tides return flotsam to the shore.

    [A mid-life crisis tale in five parts]

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    This is a screenplay project I started that's your typical 007 film, however I hope to make the Bond girl into a genuine love interest of Bond's similar to Tracy Bond, Vesper Lynd, or Madeleine Swann(?) (whether she becomes a tragic one or not I won't tell, as that'd be a spoiler). 007 is entangled in a conspiracy that starts out with a pharmaceutical corporation making a deal with a terrorist organization other than SPECTRE, yet SPECTRE is somehow involved with this whole thing, along with our Bond girl, who is a Swedish bombshell named Dr. Katja Winter. The story starts out in the Sarawat Mountains of Saudi Arabia, and I've already got a location in mind for the second chapter. Needless to say I'm trying to make this canon with both the Craig origin story continuity as well as the other classic movies in a bizarre way. Anyway, it's up to Bond again to save the world... and the girl, while potentially risking losing his life and even his mind in the process.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Mallory is left in command after Skyfall, entrusted with both the position of M, and being the sole guardian of the secret of the former M's survival. While Olivia adjusts to her role as a civilian, tucked away safely in a quiet corner of London, she finds her new life interrupted by the past when she receives an urgent message from Mallory informing her that James Bond is missing and has consequently been declared dead. Numb with pain over the loss of her agent, Olivia trudges on the best way she can, until she returns home to find an unexpected visitor. One who may just be able to aid her in the search for the missing James and possibly even bring him home.

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    English
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    45,585
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1049
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    Au bout de cinq années d'hypocrisie, James comprend qu'il ne peut plus continuer. Une discussion suffit pour que sa relation avec Madeleine se brise et pour qu'il retrouve sa liberté. Mais son retour au pays ne se déroule pas comme il l'espérait car le monde a changé : le service double zéro est sur le point de sombrer une fois de plus et Blofeld a plus d'un tour dans son sac.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Q is shot and permanently injured on the night of Blofeld's and Denbigh's attempted coup, but Bond walks away with Madeline knowing nothing about it. However, time and tide eventually returns Bond to England's shores, and his reaction to the changes he finds upon his return will surprise them all.

     

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    What if... Max Denbigh, like some other people in history, was investigating magical rituals to go along with his technological Fascism? What if, Franz Oberhauser thought that was ridiculous and tried to prove him wrong?
    what if Franz used James to "prove" Max was wrong (before he drilled holes in his head)
    what if Max wasn't exactly wrong?

    (Begins during Spectre as Bond and Madeleine are taken to Franz Oberhauser)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
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    20
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    4
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    For some unknown reason, 'happily ever after' rarely applies to spies, retired or otherwise. It must be something in the job description.

    Series
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    92,323
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    356
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    283
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Il n'est pas simple de se remettre en question mais il est enfin temps pour James Bond de trouver l'équilibre entre sa raison et son coeur. Il espère seulement avoir assez de courage pour franchir certaines limites.

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    2,599
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    203
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    When James Bond returns to MI6, persued by the shadow of the organization he’d thought to be destroyed, he finds himself in need of the people he’d forsaken and discovers how difficult it is to suture the wounds of time. His disappearance was not without damage, and he must repair his burning bridges to preserve his ties to the people he holds most dear, most importantly regaining the trust of the man who loves him, whilst fighting to prevent a catastrophe of a global scale.

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    English
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    87,521
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3411
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    James is haunted by the events at Skyfall.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    21
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    12
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    2
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    244
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    a gift, because as Only_1_truth has said: you can never have too many Cat Q fics.
    inspired by chapter 8 of her ficlets, with some notable changes.
    While there is canon typical violence, and the background social issues with shapechangers are quite serious, this is overall a fairly sweet and fluffy thing.

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    English
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    24,213
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    393
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    4246
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    Bond has landed what he thinks will be a cushy mission neutralizing a plutonium dealer on a pleasure cruise; maybe he can just kick back and enjoy the sun and the sea for a bit.

    Though, knowing how things usually work out for him, probably not.

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    5,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    487
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    Q gets kidnapped.

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    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    252
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    The aftermath of the torture chamber.

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    English
    Words:
    602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    264

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