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    Erin's pretty sure the office has been taken over by mystical forces. Jillian just wants her to chill and enjoy the party, and the Girl Scouts just want to watch stuff blow up. As you do.

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    Chinese food and anxiety.

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    A peculiar ghost enters Erin's life.

    Holtzman realizes what another type of love feels like.

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    2/?
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    A cold case twenty years in the making as retired detective, Jillian Holtzmann, is on the case of one dead girl who she happened to fall in love with. Abby reminders her not to get too attached to a case that is buried in a lake that never gives up her dead. What's an ex-detective to do?

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    2/?
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    Holtzmann's pretty sure her apartment is haunted.

    Overall, that's not the craziest discovery she's made this week. She just hadn't expected her ghost to be so... tidy?

    That fic where Holtzmann meets a dead Erin, and it goes about as well as you would expect. (Or as poorly as you'd expect?)

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    2/?
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    Where words fail, music speaks

    or

    Holtzbert oneshots inspired by songs

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    5/?
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    A cute relationship between the resident bisexual and a chaotic lesbian. Will everyone survive mentally through Holtz's antics and Erin's worries? Who knows at this point. A lot of fluff. Angst later probably.

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    3/?
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    Author update about Cold Sweats and Couches, Give Your Sisters All My Love, and You Are Not Your Wounds... and potential futures!

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    5/5
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    45
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    Most textbooks begin with a nice, concise rendering of the Big Bang, but Erin has always felt like that’s too big with not enough bang. Feynman starts with atoms—not fundamental enough, Erin thinks; Brian Greene wedges string theory into Aristotle and Al-Khazini—too obscure for the lay reader, Erin knows.

    Generally, Erin opens with quarks.

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    6
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    Crrrrrrrrrrrrash.
    "Sorry about that. I just wanted to test out the kitchen while I was unpacking. That’s actually why I’m here. It seems I’ve temporarily…lost some things in the kerfuffle of unpacking. So, could I borrow a cup of sugar?” Holtzmann smiled at Erin.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    41
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    "She is not yours. She has got a future. Her fate is set.

    But when I’m with her, I forget how to adhere to earth. I’m breaking gravity."

    AKA

    the one where the cursed finds the cursed and everything hurts until it doesn't.

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    The girls have their first Christmas together&plan a small Christmas party with Kevin,Mookie and Jennifer.. they notice Patty has been quite bummed out and depressed since the beginning of the holidays and becoming more so as it gets closer to Christmas Day and get very persistent as to find out why that is so they can help.

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    Holtz becomes obsessed with elephant documentaries.

    Series
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    1/1
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    Both Erin and Holtzmann insist that they aren't interested in the other. Are they lying, in denial, or hiding something? Or could they even be telling the truth? Only time will tell.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    48
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    92
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    6
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    Holtzmann never meant to fall in love with Erin: she didn't believe in love at first sight.
    Or: it happens over a shared pizza and an unsolvable problem.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    57
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    5
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    449
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    “You burst into existence,” she murmured, “stormed into my life - and my lab - and changed my whole universe for the better.”

    Holtzmann surprises Erin with breakfast in bed, and something more.

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    She sees her.

    In her perfect glory. In a perfectly fitted black suit and a white shirt and a tie. With long blonde hair curled and laying across her chest. With red lips.

    OR Erin and Holtz aren't the greatest of friends but are attracted to each other.

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    5
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    "Patty! My dear, do you really think I would ever do something irresponsible? Misjudged?"
    "Yes. Dear god, yes."

    "I was just thinking we could have a board games night."
    "Oh… okay. Just a regular board games night? No shenanigans? No… explosions?" Inexplicably, Patty casts her eye to Erin as she emphasises shenanigans.

    "I mean, I thought we could also imbibe some liquor," Holtz says, grinning.
    Patty finally breaks into a matching grin. "All right! Now we're talking. But seriously, no explosions?"

    "I'm kinda stuck on… something… I'm working on, and I want to let loose a bit, see if it'll help me figure it out." She bounces over to Erin's desk as she says this, reaching over to tuck a stray strand of hair behind Erin's ear.
    "Stuck on what, exactly?" Patty mutters.

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    Part 2 in the Small Multiverse series which features the first celebrations of the annual Gathering of Affection.

    Series
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    13/13
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    Holtz's plans to propose to Erin are postponed when she invites herself to spend Christmas with the Gilbert family...who don't know that they're dating.

    AKA Yes I took the premise of Happiest Season, gave it to Holtzbert, threw out the plot, and rewrote it how I wanted the plot to actually go. Now with 110% more happy, 70% less angst and trauma, 500% less closet-shaming, and 85% more humour. Featuring Aubrey Plaza as herself.

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    English
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    17,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    857

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